GOT CAUGHT WEARING SHOELIFT

[WhoTookVendetta]

SO I WAS AT A FAMILY PARTY OF MY MOM’S SIDE CUZ MY 5’2 LTN COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO A WHORE

AND ALL THE MEN THERE WERE BELOW 5’6 AND IM 6’3 SO I MOG THEM SO HARD BUT WHEN I TOOK MY 4 INCH LIFTS OFF ONE DUMBASS MANLET NIGGA COUSIN THAT WAS LIKE 5’3 AND HES 17

WAS LIKE “OMG UR WEARING HEIGHT BOOSTERS” im like “so what nigga im still taller than u”

And hes like “BROO THATS SO WEIRDDD AND FEMININE TO HIDE URSELF BEHIND INSECURITY”

When he literally looks like a fruity pebble femboy twink 15 bidelt frame

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

GUYS GTFIHH

@foidletslayer

 

[foidletslayer]

Wtffff

 

[emogymmaxx]

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

POV ME:

 

[catastropy]

Theres no recovery from this, almost happened to me w contacts

 

[emogymmaxx]

POV ME:

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[abzz!]

SO I WAS AT A FAMILY PARTY OF MY MOM’S SIDE CUZ MY 5’2 LTN COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO A WHORE

AND ALL THE MEN THERE WERE BELOW 5’6 AND IM 6’3 SO I MOG THEM SO HARD BUT WHEN I TOOK MY 4 INCH LIFTS OFF ONE DUMBASS MANLET NIGGA COUSIN THAT WAS LIKE 5’3 AND HES 17

WAS LIKE “OMG UR WEARING HEIGHT BOOSTERS” im like “so what nigga im still taller than u”

And hes like “BROO THATS SO WEIRDDD AND FEMININE TO HIDE URSELF BEHIND INSECURITY”

When he literally looks like a fruity pebble femboy twink 15 bidelt frame

it's okay just kill all witnesses theory

 

[Gomez]

SO I WAS AT A FAMILY PARTY OF MY MOM’S SIDE CUZ MY 5’2 LTN COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO A WHORE

AND ALL THE MEN THERE WERE BELOW 5’6 AND IM 6’3 SO I MOG THEM SO HARD BUT WHEN I TOOK MY 4 INCH LIFTS OFF ONE DUMBASS MANLET NIGGA COUSIN THAT WAS LIKE 5’3 AND HES 17

WAS LIKE “OMG UR WEARING HEIGHT BOOSTERS” im like “so what nigga im still taller than u”

And hes like “BROO THATS SO WEIRDDD AND FEMININE TO HIDE URSELF BEHIND INSECURITY”

When he literally looks like a fruity pebble femboy twink 15 bidelt frame

why are you wearing 4 inch lifts in the first place nigga
going more for 2 inches is retarded and in most cases it seem unnatural and disproportionately​

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

it's okay just kill all witnesses theory

Should of kept my shoes on like a true darktriad

why are you wearing 4 inch lifts in the first place nigga
going more for 2 inches is retarded and in most cases it seem unnatural and disproportionately​

I have long ass wingspan so it evens out

 

[NotGreyNewAcc]

SO I WAS AT A FAMILY PARTY OF MY MOM’S SIDE CUZ MY 5’2 LTN COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO A WHORE

AND ALL THE MEN THERE WERE BELOW 5’6 AND IM 6’3 SO I MOG THEM SO HARD BUT WHEN I TOOK MY 4 INCH LIFTS OFF ONE DUMBASS MANLET NIGGA COUSIN THAT WAS LIKE 5’3 AND HES 17

WAS LIKE “OMG UR WEARING HEIGHT BOOSTERS” im like “so what nigga im still taller than u”

And hes like “BROO THATS SO WEIRDDD AND FEMININE TO HIDE URSELF BEHIND INSECURITY”

When he literally looks like a fruity pebble femboy twink 15 bidelt frame

he probably gets more pussy tho. Females love twinks

 

[masseter10]

SO I WAS AT A FAMILY PARTY OF MY MOM’S SIDE CUZ MY 5’2 LTN COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO A WHORE

AND ALL THE MEN THERE WERE BELOW 5’6 AND IM 6’3 SO I MOG THEM SO HARD BUT WHEN I TOOK MY 4 INCH LIFTS OFF ONE DUMBASS MANLET NIGGA COUSIN THAT WAS LIKE 5’3 AND HES 17

WAS LIKE “OMG UR WEARING HEIGHT BOOSTERS” im like “so what nigga im still taller than u”

And hes like “BROO THATS SO WEIRDDD AND FEMININE TO HIDE URSELF BEHIND INSECURITY”

When he literally looks like a fruity pebble femboy twink 15 bidelt frame

crazy dude manlets are annoying

 

[KidFlash]

Theres no recovery from this, almost happened to me w contacts

What do you mean almost bro
I've never seen a single convincing contact lens user (i know this may be because i couldn't tell they were using it but not that many people use contacts) some people have definitely been able to tell before

 

[KidFlash]

SO I WAS AT A FAMILY PARTY OF MY MOM’S SIDE CUZ MY 5’2 LTN COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO A WHORE

AND ALL THE MEN THERE WERE BELOW 5’6 AND IM 6’3 SO I MOG THEM SO HARD BUT WHEN I TOOK MY 4 INCH LIFTS OFF ONE DUMBASS MANLET NIGGA COUSIN THAT WAS LIKE 5’3 AND HES 17

WAS LIKE “OMG UR WEARING HEIGHT BOOSTERS” im like “so what nigga im still taller than u”

And hes like “BROO THATS SO WEIRDDD AND FEMININE TO HIDE URSELF BEHIND INSECURITY”

When he literally looks like a fruity pebble femboy twink 15 bidelt frame

This just reminded me i have to find a way to convince people i'm just suddenly 6'2 1/2 now after being 6'1 for like 8 months now that i've started using my strategy to fraudmaxx by 4cm

 

[KidFlash]

This just reminded me i have to find a way to convince people i'm just suddenly 6'2 1/2 now after being 6'1 for like 8 months now that i've started using my strategy to fraudmaxx by 4cm

My growth suddenly stopping at 16 is so brutal some people's end at 21

 

[bigseedy]

"im not takin my shoes off nah" angle or rope

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

My growth suddenly stopping at 16 is so brutal some people's end at 21

shit genetics bro its ok bhai

At least ur not 5’2

 

[KidFlash]

shit genetics bro its ok bhai

At least ur not 5’2

I wouldn't say growing stopping at a certain age when you're already a good height is bad genetics it's just confusing

 

[catastropy]

What do you mean almost bro
I've never seen a single convincing contact lens user (i know this may be because i couldn't tell they were using it but not that many people use contacts) some people have definitely been able to tell before

No its never been that easy but yeah almost in a public setting around my friends who know im wearing contacts and then some retard shouts im wearing contacts i guess they wernt expecting BUT ive literally woren them infront of them before

 

[holysasa]

Theres no recovery from this, almost happened to me w contacts

 

[nellii]

SO I WAS AT A FAMILY PARTY OF MY MOM’S SIDE CUZ MY 5’2 LTN COUSIN GOT MARRIED TO A WHORE

AND ALL THE MEN THERE WERE BELOW 5’6 AND IM 6’3 SO I MOG THEM SO HARD BUT WHEN I TOOK MY 4 INCH LIFTS OFF ONE DUMBASS MANLET NIGGA COUSIN THAT WAS LIKE 5’3 AND HES 17

WAS LIKE “OMG UR WEARING HEIGHT BOOSTERS” im like “so what nigga im still taller than u”

And hes like “BROO THATS SO WEIRDDD AND FEMININE TO HIDE URSELF BEHIND INSECURITY”

When he literally looks like a fruity pebble femboy twink 15 bidelt frame

kid got mogged, he prob roped later

 

[Jgns]

No its never been that easy but yeah almost in a public setting around my friends who know im wearing contacts and then some retard shouts im wearing contacts i guess they wernt expecting BUT ive literally woren them infront of them before

are good quality contacts still that obv?