Got caught with the devil's lettuce

[pmg]

So for yall iq pillers I got caught with weed

Did the dumbest shit ever and my plug today was with his girl and dude I had to pull some strings and got the most viciously sprayed over shit but was like fuck it yk too lazy to get something else

so we go to the dorm room now for the school where i go to and spark a joint like a full gram joint and dude that shit hit me 3-4 puffs into it but we ended up finishing it and the mudaphukkin security guard jumps in and the smell was fucking horrendous but anyway the cops came and did the regular cop shit JFL I ain't really worried since I'm genuinely gonna get a slap on the wrist again like always because that has always happened but yea thats it lmao

 

[inversions]

Whats an iq piller

Wtf

 

[pmg]

Whats an iq piller

Wtf

I meant retards I'm hella fucking fried rn talking to my parents about aliens and they chill asf

 

[larpcel]

Whats an iq piller

Wtf

new invention

 

[pmg]

new invention

I can't change it either or I'm baked but lowkey it slaps though