Got ecoli from eating ass

[Deleted member 7823]

Idk what to do.. none of the hospitals are open and i keep vomiting. What do i even say to the emergency operators 'having too much sex made me sick?'

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Up next on things that never happened

 

[Stare]

It is over

 

[Deleted member 275]

drink bleach to cure

 

[buckchadley31]

SAY THAT YOU WERE LICKING ASS LIKE A GOOD DOG AND GOT SICK. KYS PLEASE

 

[John McCormick]

next time, use dental dam. I know that ass can be tempting but an ass is ass. It's a place where shit comes out. I bet you rimmed and stuck your tongue all the way. You went &@^#$&(*!&#(*&@#* on that ass and I can't blame you because sometimes when I get real horny too, I want to eat it like there is no tomorrow but you got to take care of your health first bro.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Lemme guess, it was a hooker?

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Lemme guess, it was a hooker?

welcome back, Boyo. where have you been?

 

[Deleted member 7866]

welcome back, Boyo. where have you been?

r

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Yes, I need to give him a follow. He is very highIQ

he's not. but if he isn't claiming that he isn't morphings his pics he is good to talk to

 

[Deleted member 7866]

he's not. but if he isn't claiming that he isn't morphings his pics he is good to talk to

Yeah, I was confused as to why a guy who mogs most actors is here tbh

 

[Vermilioncore]

You are a cuck now tbh

 

[DaGullas]

You are a cuck now tbh

Bro get ur old avi

 

[Hades]

fuck that’s a fear of mine tbh tbh

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Just go to the hospital and say you ate some rare steak and you think it gave you food poisoning. Or just say you are sick, you don't have to explain what caused it unless you want to mog all the doctors in the rooms with your ass eating experience

 

[Pussyslayer]

The International Committe of Males has from here on decided that this certain individual named @looksmaxxing7 is banished from claiming himself as a Man and will be banned from ever doing so. Violation of this act will result in Castration.

 

[Nisse]

Lemme guess, it was a hooker?

Imagine eating a hookers ass

 

[StressShady]

Idk what to do.. none of the hospitals are open and i keep vomiting. What do i even say to the emergency operators 'having too much sex made me sick?'

Tales from the basement

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Imagine eating a hookers ass

Ikr lmao, as if getting HIV wasn't bad enough, now the E.coli bacteria and the HIV will be having a final countdown inside OP's body