Zielony
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Was at a party, and a 16 yo 7/10 with literally 9.9/10 body, girl asked me to go outside to smoke, (I'm 16 too).
We smoked a cig and I started escalating physically, note that I was almost blackout drunk but still had fun with the flirting, I sat on the stairs because I was about to puke, but fortunately It didn't happen.
Then she sat beside me but I picked her up and laid her down between my legs, and held her with my arm, touching her face.
After a few minutes I touched her boob making a joke I don't remember, and then moved my hand from her thigh to her ass.
I asked if she want's to go sit upstairs, and she agreed, we walked there and I lightly pushed her to the wall, and started making out with her, I was so drunk she kept saying "teeth" because I was unconsiously somehow hammering them into her lips.
We wen't to a room with no lock, next to where all the people were, we started making out again and I threw her onto the bed and got on top of her.
Said I'm taking off my shirt and she did too.
I started kissing her neck and worked my way to her breasts fast, she took off her bra and I started playing with them real nice somehow, probably remembered an old .org thread when I used to use this site.
Then I put my hand in her pants and she took off her pants, and underwear, and got fully naked.
I started touching her and licking her pussy, and fingering her (it was real nice lol).
Some guys even walked in on us, but I told them to fuck off and they left calling themself cuckolds
Now the plot twist, I didn't get hard
I used to get hard even hugging girls but now I couldn't get hard for shit.
I figured out I was so drunk I got whiskey dick.
I told her I'm too fucked up to get hard, and she wasn't mad, cause she seen me shaking and almost puking beside her.
We went to smoke again, and she sat on my lap, but that's all, then we stopped hanging around each other because we both began sobering up.
After about an 1h-2h, she told me to learn how to kiss next time, with an passive-agressive voice, because I left a red mark on her lip from the teeth, and I said yoo, sorry, because I was so fatigued and started sobering up.
Elite fumble, but it was a really good lesson to not get too drunk when you wan't to slay on a party.
TL;DR
Got super drunk on a party, got a hot girl naked in bed licking her pussy etc. but couldn't get hard from whiskey dick
We smoked a cig and I started escalating physically, note that I was almost blackout drunk but still had fun with the flirting, I sat on the stairs because I was about to puke, but fortunately It didn't happen.
Then she sat beside me but I picked her up and laid her down between my legs, and held her with my arm, touching her face.
After a few minutes I touched her boob making a joke I don't remember, and then moved my hand from her thigh to her ass.
I asked if she want's to go sit upstairs, and she agreed, we walked there and I lightly pushed her to the wall, and started making out with her, I was so drunk she kept saying "teeth" because I was unconsiously somehow hammering them into her lips.
We wen't to a room with no lock, next to where all the people were, we started making out again and I threw her onto the bed and got on top of her.
Said I'm taking off my shirt and she did too.
I started kissing her neck and worked my way to her breasts fast, she took off her bra and I started playing with them real nice somehow, probably remembered an old .org thread when I used to use this site.
Then I put my hand in her pants and she took off her pants, and underwear, and got fully naked.
I started touching her and licking her pussy, and fingering her (it was real nice lol).
Some guys even walked in on us, but I told them to fuck off and they left calling themself cuckolds
Now the plot twist, I didn't get hard
I used to get hard even hugging girls but now I couldn't get hard for shit.
I figured out I was so drunk I got whiskey dick.
I told her I'm too fucked up to get hard, and she wasn't mad, cause she seen me shaking and almost puking beside her.
We went to smoke again, and she sat on my lap, but that's all, then we stopped hanging around each other because we both began sobering up.
After about an 1h-2h, she told me to learn how to kiss next time, with an passive-agressive voice, because I left a red mark on her lip from the teeth, and I said yoo, sorry, because I was so fatigued and started sobering up.
Elite fumble, but it was a really good lesson to not get too drunk when you wan't to slay on a party.
TL;DR
Got super drunk on a party, got a hot girl naked in bed licking her pussy etc. but couldn't get hard from whiskey dick
