Short Ugly and Brown
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3rd date with a Mexican girl, we slept together. Pillow talk she goes the two things that totally got me about you. You're colored eyes (frauded I wear blue contacts) and you're height (frauded I wear 4 inch lifts)
This story sounds too perfect I know, but word for word that's what she told me, the two things about me the most frauded she said she loved the most. Plus she kept playing with my nose (which also I've had work on) like literally she kept running her fingers down it from profile view when laying next to me
JFL I expect to be accused of making this entire story up, but this literally just happened.