Got insane IOIs in a club

[Deleted member 24444]

From a bouncer. When I got near the entrance he was giving me clear IOIs and he was holding strong eye contact. He approached me first and askes for my ID. I tired to show him my frauded ID but he was so invested in me that started to googling it. He found out that it's fake kicked me and my friends since every club in my country is 23+ minimum.

@pneumocystosis @WishIwasChico @Artemis @nitesik @HarrierDuBois

 

[nitesik]

From a bouncer. When I got near the entrance he was giving me clear IOIs and he was holding strong eye contact. He approached me first and askes for my ID. I tired to show him my frauded ID but he was so invested in me that started to googling it. He found out that it's fake kicked me and my friends since every club in my country is 23+ minimum.

@pneumocystosis @WishIwasChico @Artemis @nitesik @HarrierDuBois

remember
the only IOI is PiA

 

[Deleted member 24444]

remember
the only IOI is PiA

I'm destined to be a fucking basement dweller. Even if I ascend I will go from HTN-Chadlite basement dweller to chad basement dweller

 

[SecularIslamist]

How degenerate is the clubbing scene in Almaty? Is it similar to orgyfests in America (but Chad only ofc).

 

[Deleted member 24444]

How degenerate is the clubbing scene in Almaty? Is it similar to orgyfests in America (but Chad only ofc).

I haven't been in a club even once for the reasons listed in thread so idk

 

[the BULL]

WTF clubs are oldcels only?

 

[SecularIslamist]

I haven't been in a club even once for the reasons listed in thread so idk

23+ wtf is that about? I thought Kazakhs were degenerate because of USSR communism and Borat.

I've only met religious Kazakhs in Saudi and I know they're nothing like the average Kazakh.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

WTF clubs are oldcels only?

In my country yes

 

[Deleted member 24444]

23+ wtf is that about? I thought Kazakhs were degenerate because of USSR communism and Borat.

It's +- the same as Russia or any other EE country

 

[AspiringMogger]

From a bouncer. When I got near the entrance he was giving me clear IOIs and he was holding strong eye contact. He approached me first and askes for my ID. I tired to show him my frauded ID but he was so invested in me that started to googling it. He found out that it's fake kicked me and my friends since every club in my country is 23+ minimum.

@pneumocystosis @WishIwasChico @Artemis @nitesik @HarrierDuBois

How do people in your country party then? House parties?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

How do people in your country party then? House parties?

Idk I'm a black belt basement dweller

 

[makeme183]

I tired to show him my frauded ID but he was so invested in me that started to googling it. He found out that it's fake

how do you google an ID ?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

how do you google an ID ?

There is some number thing which he googled and found nothing

 

[HarrierDuBois]

There is some number thing which he googled and found nothing

Brutal getting caught lacking like that, my I.D. is not even working due to it being broken but they still let me into the club.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Brutal getting caught lacking like that, my I.D. is not even working due to it being broken but they still let me into the club.

Mirin that you can get in the club

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Mirin that you can get in the club

Tbh, just look 20+ at 18 bro.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Tbh, just look 20+ at 18 bro.

I look 15 at 19, it’s over

 

[HarrierDuBois]

I look 15 at 19, it’s over

NO WAY YOU ARE 19??

 

[Deleted member 24444]

NO WAY YOU ARE 19??

Yes I am, how old did you think I am?

 

[Deleted member 25938]

From a bouncer.

Why do they call it a bouncer? They don't really "bounce" people out as much as they kick 'em or throw 'em out. Maybe it's because they like bouncing on dick?

 

[St.TikTokcel]

NO WAY YOU ARE 19??

Rice genetics.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Yes

I thought you were 16 bro wtf, I am younger than you but look 5 years older Jesus.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Why do they call it a bouncer? They don't really "bounce" people out as much as they kick 'em or throw 'em out. Maybe it's because they like bouncing on dick?

Saw some guy get pushed back like 2 meters and he fell on his ass, I was caging from inside the club.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Saw some guy get pushed back like 2 meters and he fell on his ass, I was caging from inside the club.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Just like that tbh, funny af.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Just like that tbh, funny af.

Mirin' the high sentience.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Life of a kazahk incel

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Life of a kazahk incel

Over for Boratcels.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Mirin' the high sentience.

That guy was wobbling away after.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

That guy was wobbling away after.