got into bar fight last month with half the football team against the rugby team

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a lot of ppl were curious about my bar fight in Aspen last month in another thread so i thought id tell the long story

so after a nap at home and a quick pre after apres ski in our airbnb, we (8 of us, all on the football team at our college, average 6'9 300lb, i was the second smallest at 6'5.5 235lb lean) went to one of the top bars (insanely high class, prob avg demographic is 5'11 WASP stacylite and 6'6 WASP chadlite), we were having fun and shit and cigmaxxing/bagmaxxing/rumandcokemaxxing when one of my retard friends spilled a drink on this guy from London (nigga was like 6'11 320lb pure muscle) who looked super rich and aggressive (was man marking a blonde tart and he had a mullet with sunglasses indoors while his nostrils were powdery white):feelswhy::feelswah:

he and his huge group of friends like 14 guys (average 6'10 320lb lean) got mad and started shoving us (8 of us outnumbered and smaller due to superior nutrition/welath of UK old money) and dumping their beer bottles on our heads, it escalated into a full on fight and the bouncers around (puny 6'6 240lb lean victims) were too scared and stayed well away from us:feelshah::feelshah:

i was lowkey running the whole time and losing aura cuz 2 huge ass slayers decided to gangbang me and trying to spear tackle me and fuck me over, i was barreling through the crowd running away while trying to oblique kick my pursuers or jab/eye poke them, lost so much aura holy shit:feelswah::feelswah:

this blonde bop htb was recording me running away in fear and later found out she sent it to her whole group chat which included one of my kills at college back home:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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here we go again GIF
 
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Were they part of wasp New England elite?
 
Op is a 5’2 suicidal gook btw
 
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This never happened bhai
 
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Why do y'all say he's gook? He self admitted that ? I thought he was Lowkey 6'5 chad
 
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Why do y'all say he's gook? He self admitted that ? I thought he was Lowkey 6'5 chad
Because his name is some schizo gook conspiracy theory or some shitfart like that idk
 
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Now I understand why @thecel was into making morphs and became a morph pro with time
I don't think you can even slay the average gook female with that face
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His failos are irreversible because nothing can fix eyes set that close together.

I think there's like one surgeon out there that offers OBO though.
 
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