rakesh pubg
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Fuck bro I don’t even know where to begin
I’ll try to keep this short but basically I’m a 5”5 1/2 khhv truecel but I have a few nt friends just because they’re my family friends and I’ve known them my whole life.
They dragged me to the club even tho I didn’t wanna go because it’s loud and just ass plus I’m 16 and they’re all 19-21
(19 is how old you have to be to get in clubs and drink and shit in Canada)
and I being 16 didn’t wanna go not knowing if I could bribe my way in or if the big black bouncer wouldn’t let me in infront of the whole line which would probably make me want to kill myself.
Anyways the bouncer let me and 3 of my friends in
(who forgot their ids) bcause we gave him like 50 bucks, and immediately when we went in I hated it.
It was loud, filled with ugly Mexican bums, dirty trashy whores, and the whole place just had a disgusting presence to it that made me wanna puke.
We wanted to buy a sign that said something funny on it because it came with a bottle which my friends wanted to pour in these dirty slag’s mouth’s.
Our contenders for messages were “get exit scammed retards” which we would’ve put in our discord server (you don’t need to know the details) or what I suggested which was “free hullo”.
My friends found this hilarious as they knew hullo from seeing him in “bp edits” on TikTok and immediately wanted to do it so we did.
We ordered the sign and the club turned down the music and started saying what our message on the sign we bought was which was free hullo. I start recording and about 30 seconds into them bringing us the sign I hear someone say “ayo what the FUCK”
I turn around and I don’t really see anyone doing anything so I just think it’s some random bum at the club shenanigans.
As soon as I turn around I hear the same voice say “nahhh that’s focked” in a really cringe Toronto accent (you probably know what I’m talking about we’ve all seen the Toronto kid interviews)
I turn around again and see 2 6”3-6”5 hmtn white kids with ice cream scoop hair mean mugging me
I kinda just stand there not doing anything for a couple seconds then look around me to see if I can walk out or if I’d get trapped where I was standing since the club was more fucking packed than Astro world and there was no room to even stand still.
One of the kids asked me if I thought I was funny in the same corny accent and I wanted to laugh but ngl I was acc kinda scared. My friends were making out with girls in the vip booths we got from buying the sign and I was alone so yeah.
Anyways I didn’t reply to him and tried walking away when the same kid grabs my hood and i instantly punched him in the face.
If you’ve never been in a fight ts isn’t like the movies he fucking tanked it even tho it was pretty hard and immediately both of them started jumping me and punching the back of my head.
I fell to the floor and don’t remember a lot cuz I had crazy adrenaline but of course, I was reminded when the 50 people recording on their phones posted the vid everywhere.
The kids ran away and my friends didn’t even notice I was gone. I got an uber home and fell asleep as soon as I got home.
When I woke up I had like 10 Snapchat notifications which for me is A LOT.
I instantly knew what had happened. The videos were leaked.
The vids were all over Snapchat, and various Toronto fight instagram pages everyone in my hs saw it
Some ppl told me it wasn’t even that embarrassing since I got jumped and it’s not like I lost a 1v1 or something.
Idk what to do and I feel literally horrible
It’s summer soon so I just gotta go to my final exams with my hood down and not talk to anyone
I just wanted to be like the cool popular Miami kids playing blue bands at the fucking club and this is what I get in return
Fuck my fucking life.
I’ll try to keep this short but basically I’m a 5”5 1/2 khhv truecel but I have a few nt friends just because they’re my family friends and I’ve known them my whole life.
They dragged me to the club even tho I didn’t wanna go because it’s loud and just ass plus I’m 16 and they’re all 19-21
(19 is how old you have to be to get in clubs and drink and shit in Canada)
and I being 16 didn’t wanna go not knowing if I could bribe my way in or if the big black bouncer wouldn’t let me in infront of the whole line which would probably make me want to kill myself.
Anyways the bouncer let me and 3 of my friends in
(who forgot their ids) bcause we gave him like 50 bucks, and immediately when we went in I hated it.
It was loud, filled with ugly Mexican bums, dirty trashy whores, and the whole place just had a disgusting presence to it that made me wanna puke.
We wanted to buy a sign that said something funny on it because it came with a bottle which my friends wanted to pour in these dirty slag’s mouth’s.
Our contenders for messages were “get exit scammed retards” which we would’ve put in our discord server (you don’t need to know the details) or what I suggested which was “free hullo”.
My friends found this hilarious as they knew hullo from seeing him in “bp edits” on TikTok and immediately wanted to do it so we did.
We ordered the sign and the club turned down the music and started saying what our message on the sign we bought was which was free hullo. I start recording and about 30 seconds into them bringing us the sign I hear someone say “ayo what the FUCK”
I turn around and I don’t really see anyone doing anything so I just think it’s some random bum at the club shenanigans.
As soon as I turn around I hear the same voice say “nahhh that’s focked” in a really cringe Toronto accent (you probably know what I’m talking about we’ve all seen the Toronto kid interviews)
I turn around again and see 2 6”3-6”5 hmtn white kids with ice cream scoop hair mean mugging me
I kinda just stand there not doing anything for a couple seconds then look around me to see if I can walk out or if I’d get trapped where I was standing since the club was more fucking packed than Astro world and there was no room to even stand still.
One of the kids asked me if I thought I was funny in the same corny accent and I wanted to laugh but ngl I was acc kinda scared. My friends were making out with girls in the vip booths we got from buying the sign and I was alone so yeah.
Anyways I didn’t reply to him and tried walking away when the same kid grabs my hood and i instantly punched him in the face.
If you’ve never been in a fight ts isn’t like the movies he fucking tanked it even tho it was pretty hard and immediately both of them started jumping me and punching the back of my head.
I fell to the floor and don’t remember a lot cuz I had crazy adrenaline but of course, I was reminded when the 50 people recording on their phones posted the vid everywhere.
The kids ran away and my friends didn’t even notice I was gone. I got an uber home and fell asleep as soon as I got home.
When I woke up I had like 10 Snapchat notifications which for me is A LOT.
I instantly knew what had happened. The videos were leaked.
The vids were all over Snapchat, and various Toronto fight instagram pages everyone in my hs saw it
Some ppl told me it wasn’t even that embarrassing since I got jumped and it’s not like I lost a 1v1 or something.
Idk what to do and I feel literally horrible
It’s summer soon so I just gotta go to my final exams with my hood down and not talk to anyone
I just wanted to be like the cool popular Miami kids playing blue bands at the fucking club and this is what I get in return
Fuck my fucking life.
