Got punched in the club

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This girl came up to me and asked me if I have gum. She was with a tall dude who I actually knew and had dapped up before in the club (we got along well).
Anyways I told her yes I have gum and started searching in my pockets. All of a sudden the dude yells so loud that everybody in the club heard: "Yo what the fuck why are you flirting with her" and punched me in my nose that hadn't fully healed yet (I fell nose first against a drawer like 3 weeks ago). Not even a second later there were 2 huge security guards on him and he was face first on the ground lol.

The punch was weak asf though, and CHEAP. I was drunk asf too, I only realized he punched me after the 300 pound bouncer was laying on him. The security was on fucking point, I felt like a celebrity that was being protected.

The girl literally didn't even react and still asked me if I have gum, I told her to gtfo bitch, shes the fucking reason I got punched and she, like a bitch, acted like nothing happened and was all smiley.

That is for all of you clubbers, keep your fucking guard high, if ur drunk, ur kinda useless and cannot really protect urself, let this be a lesson for you. I was drunk as shit and I firmly believe if a cheapshot like this would've been thrown by a dude who wasn't that big of a pussy, it could've knocked me out easily or done way more damage.
 
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W security!
clubs are lame asf
i dont like clubs or big parties tho
im introvert
nature is better!
 
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W security!
clubs are lame asf
i dont like clubs or big parties tho
im introvert
nature is better!
Yeah I get you, clubs can be a shitty place. I actually haven't seen so on point security in my life lol + all the other dudes came up to me and asked if I was okay.

I was kinda shocked for a second too, because I didn't expect that dude to punch me at all lol, like we were friendly and dapped up everytime we saw each other at the club. I actually asked later why he punched me, he said he was sorry and that I was "flirting" with his brothers gf and lied that I was rude lol when she literally asked for gum and I said "ok" and was searching in my pockets.
 
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This girl came up to me and asked me if I have gum. She was with a tall dude who I actually knew and had dapped up before in the club (we got along well).
Anyways I told her yes I have gum and started searching in my pockets. All of a sudden the dude yells so loud that everybody in the club heard: "Yo what the fuck why are you flirting with her" and punched me in my nose that hadn't fully healed yet (I fell nose first against a drawer like 3 weeks ago). Not even a second later there were 2 huge security guards on him and he was face first on the ground lol.

The punch was weak asf though, and CHEAP. I was drunk asf too, I only realized he punched me after the 300 pound bouncer was laying on him. The security was on fucking point, I felt like a celebrity that was being protected.

The girl literally didn't even react and still asked me if I have gum, I told her to gtfo bitch, shes the fucking reason I got punched and she, like a bitch, acted like nothing happened and was all smiley.

That is for all of you clubbers, keep your fucking guard high, if ur drunk, ur kinda useless and cannot really protect urself, let this be a lesson for you. I was drunk as shit and I firmly believe if a cheapshot like this would've been thrown by a dude who wasn't that big of a pussy, it could've knocked me out easily or done way more damage.
the shit ur day 1's will do in the presence of a woman 🫩🫩
 
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the shit ur day 1's will do in the presence of a woman 🫩🫩
So fucking retarded honestly, he later told me "he was protecting his own people". I could easily press charges lol I just realized while writing this but idk why would I even bother lol I'm not really mad about it, I probably would be if he knocked me out. It's just fucking hard to believe that people are willing to punch your fucking nose in so easily for no apparent reason.
 
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So fucking retarded honestly, he later told me "he was protecting his own people". I could easily press charges lol I just realized while writing this but idk why would I even bother lol I'm not really mad about it, I probably would be if he knocked me out. It's just fucking hard to believe that people are willing to punch your fucking nose in so easily for no apparent reason.
Sue that nigga to the floor and then actually fuck his whore.
 
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Sue that nigga to the floor and then actually fuck his whore.
I'll just go full on clavicular on him and run him over with father's bigass hummer.

This is a joke, I would never actually do that (for any of you retards who might think I'm serious and report me or something).
 
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This is a joke, I would never actually do that
 
My friend got punched in the jaw recently at the club and had to get jaw surgery
 
Sue that nigga
Could I actually though? Just wondering, as I said I'm not mad so I probably won't lol. It most likely was on camera.
Like I think the worst case scenario for him is that he would need to pay me or something.

I'll force that nigga to cover my lefort 1:lul:
 
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Could I actually though? Just wondering, as I said I'm not mad so I probably won't lol. It most likely was on camera.
Like I think the worst case scenario for him is that he would need to pay me or something.

I'll force that nigga to cover my lefort 1:lul:
Larp that you’re in severe pain, just too add fuel to the fire:lul:
 
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My friend got punched in the jaw recently at the club and had to get jaw surgery
Shit man, hope he recovers well. When my friend was 17, he got into an argument in front of the club mid-winter like a few years ago. Then the dude punched him and started running away, my friend (fat asf btw:lul:) started chasing him, slippped and fell so bad that he broke his collarbone and had to get surgery the next day.
 
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Could I actually though? Just wondering, as I said I'm not mad so I probably won't lol. It most likely was on camera.
Like I think the worst case scenario for him is that he would need to pay me or something.

I'll force that nigga to cover my lefort 1:lul:
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This girl came up to me and asked me if I have gum. She was with a tall dude who I actually knew and had dapped up before in the club (we got along well).
Anyways I told her yes I have gum and started searching in my pockets. All of a sudden the dude yells so loud that everybody in the club heard: "Yo what the fuck why are you flirting with her" and punched me in my nose that hadn't fully healed yet (I fell nose first against a drawer like 3 weeks ago). Not even a second later there were 2 huge security guards on him and he was face first on the ground lol.

The punch was weak asf though, and CHEAP. I was drunk asf too, I only realized he punched me after the 300 pound bouncer was laying on him. The security was on fucking point, I felt like a celebrity that was being protected.

The girl literally didn't even react and still asked me if I have gum, I told her to gtfo bitch, shes the fucking reason I got punched and she, like a bitch, acted like nothing happened and was all smiley.

That is for all of you clubbers, keep your fucking guard high, if ur drunk, ur kinda useless and cannot really protect urself, let this be a lesson for you. I was drunk as shit and I firmly believe if a cheapshot like this would've been thrown by a dude who wasn't that big of a pussy, it could've knocked me out easily or done way more damage.
Would never happend if you never went to the club :Jigglin:
 
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Even though I party a shit ton, I must agree, it can get pretty lame at one point. I've noticed that the average man is VEERY VEERY desperate.

I once walked out of a club and there was this MLTB chick with a nerd LTN dude. The dude was like holding his arms around her or something. I was drunk and I just said "I'm going to the [CLUB NAME]!!". The LTB girl then ran to me and started hugging me lol and said "lets go together!!", I just laughed and said no lol that I'm going alone, she was still hugging me and then the LTN nerd ran over and started pulling her away with his dear life, the girl kept holding on lol it was so fucking cringe and disgustingly desperate behavior from that guy. Btw I'm not glazing my self, the girl was unattractive as I said.
 
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Would never happend if you never went to the club :Jigglin:
It's kinda fun ngl and I have that good friend who always wants to party together with me lol, but yeah it can be quite lame sometimes.

You have a point though, many fights happen in the club and outside and people get hurt a lot.
 
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what a faggot has less impulse than you being fully intoxicated

sue that nigga
 
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It's kinda fun ngl and I have that good friend who always wants to party together with me lol, but yeah it can be quite lame sometimes.

You have a point though, many fights happen in the club and outside and people get hurt a lot.
Try to sue lmao and then hardmax to chad:lul:
 
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Clubs suck
 
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what a faggot has less impulse than you being fully intoxicated

sue that nigga
Yeah like I would've at least expected a push or maybe some serious words before punching me lmao, that was the most unexpected shit ever. I fortunately got lucky. I was drunk as shit, a decent cheapshot could've putten me to sleep easily.
 
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id find him and clock his fucking shit.
 
This girl came up to me and asked me if I have gum. She was with a tall dude who I actually knew and had dapped up before in the club (we got along well).
Anyways I told her yes I have gum and started searching in my pockets. All of a sudden the dude yells so loud that everybody in the club heard: "Yo what the fuck why are you flirting with her" and punched me in my nose that hadn't fully healed yet (I fell nose first against a drawer like 3 weeks ago). Not even a second later there were 2 huge security guards on him and he was face first on the ground lol.

The punch was weak asf though, and CHEAP. I was drunk asf too, I only realized he punched me after the 300 pound bouncer was laying on him. The security was on fucking point, I felt like a celebrity that was being protected.

The girl literally didn't even react and still asked me if I have gum, I told her to gtfo bitch, shes the fucking reason I got punched and she, like a bitch, acted like nothing happened and was all smiley.

That is for all of you clubbers, keep your fucking guard high, if ur drunk, ur kinda useless and cannot really protect urself, let this be a lesson for you. I was drunk as shit and I firmly believe if a cheapshot like this would've been thrown by a dude who wasn't that big of a pussy, it could've knocked me out easily or done way more damage.
Lmfao and why would the girl ask you of all people for a piece of gum she probably was lowkey flirting and he was insecure was he ltn?
 
Try to sue lmao and then hardmax to chad:lul:
"Yeah my nose hurts so bad and I'm in such pain omg... Okay now pay for my braces and lefort 1":lul:
 
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Lmfao and why would the girl ask you of all people for a piece of gum she probably was lowkey flirting and he was insecure was he ltn?
Haha, even though you have a point I don't think she was neccessarily flirting with me. He is like 6ft5 at least, he is facially like an eghh.. idk.. MTN probably?
 
id find him and clock his fucking shit.
:lul::lul:, well I know him a little bit and he just does drugs 24/7, he probably gets his shit clocked all the time.

And I'm not really mad, it's just so obscure to me that a human being can be as retarded as he is.
 
what a faggot has less impulse than you being fully intoxicated

sue that nigga
Some people just are like that ngl, those "thug" dudes who get into a fight with you over anything.
 
clubbing culture sucks
Yeah I always try not to talk to dudes I don't know in the club, because you never know how they might act, you might say hello and he will start asking you "Do I know you brah? HUh? Do I know you? Wtf do you want? Lets go outside?!" (seen that before btw). But fuck man this time trouble found me lol...
 
clubbing culture sucks
Btw later I asked him "why tf did you punch me?" and he said "because you were flirting with my brothers girlfriend". I told him that I wasn't flirting and that I didn't even know that that was his brother's gf. Then, he most likely realized how retarded his behavior was and lied "I told you to stop but you said that you didn't care" which never happened lol, she asked for gum, I told her "let me see if I can find any", and then he screamed like a hyaena "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP FLIRTING WITH HER!" and punched me lol.
 
Haha, even though you have a point I don't think she was neccessarily flirting with me. He is like 6ft5 at least, he is facially like an eghh.. idk.. MTN probably?
Hes prolly narcy or something, what a weird thing to do.
 
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Congrats bro
 
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Hes prolly narcy or something, what a weird thing to do.
Yeah my nose just barely recovered and now it's sore again, he caught me exactly in my fucking nose.
 

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