SecularIslamist
𝕯𝖝𝕯 intersectional feminist and Islamist jihadi
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Incredibly rare to see a turk where I live. She might be the only one.
I noticed her straight away even though she looked white but I don't like to be a creep/weirdo - at least I don't think so, or get accused of harassment so I didn't even look in her direction.
Suddenly she walks past me and I hear her say Turkish words like 'kanka' and most importantly 'inshallah'. I was amazed. She was dressed like a slut (average western clothing tbh), but I gave her the 'dont be haram police' pass. She was browsing the alcohol section too but then I I gave her the 'Kemalist Muslim' pass.
I was behind her in the queue. She puts her shopping on the conveyor belt and sees me and my pack of donuts/chewing guns, smiles and says 'go ahead of me'. I insisted not to but she she literally took my stuff and put it ahead of hers. I said you're very kind. I thanked her twice. She was a bit talkative but my autistic side kicked in and there was silence. She probably detected I was a retard.
After I paid for my goods I knew it was now or never. I could picture wedding bells, children, old age, fulfillment with her.
I waited outside for her. I pulled out one of the donuts I bought from my shopping cart and created a makeshift engagement ring. Just as I was about to get on one knee and pop the question, a 6'2 orgre-faced Turk bf comes in and grabs her by the neck and plants a kiss on her cheek. Over.
I pretended to tie my shoe lace and walked away in humiliation.
I noticed her straight away even though she looked white but I don't like to be a creep/weirdo - at least I don't think so, or get accused of harassment so I didn't even look in her direction.
Suddenly she walks past me and I hear her say Turkish words like 'kanka' and most importantly 'inshallah'. I was amazed. She was dressed like a slut (average western clothing tbh), but I gave her the 'dont be haram police' pass. She was browsing the alcohol section too but then I I gave her the 'Kemalist Muslim' pass.
I was behind her in the queue. She puts her shopping on the conveyor belt and sees me and my pack of donuts/chewing guns, smiles and says 'go ahead of me'. I insisted not to but she she literally took my stuff and put it ahead of hers. I said you're very kind. I thanked her twice. She was a bit talkative but my autistic side kicked in and there was silence. She probably detected I was a retard.
After I paid for my goods I knew it was now or never. I could picture wedding bells, children, old age, fulfillment with her.
I waited outside for her. I pulled out one of the donuts I bought from my shopping cart and created a makeshift engagement ring. Just as I was about to get on one knee and pop the question, a 6'2 orgre-faced Turk bf comes in and grabs her by the neck and plants a kiss on her cheek. Over.
I pretended to tie my shoe lace and walked away in humiliation.
