Got shit on out of nowhere

[cookie-dough]

I am doing my job and I overhear a couple of girls talking. She mentions how her ex did her dirty and a girl points at me saying “him?!?!?” The girl says no and the other girl says “oh I was about to say hahaha ew” like wtf I am a stranger and you are shitting on me lmao fucking bitch

 

[cookie-dough]

OvER

 

[longjohnmong]

One time when I was a kid, I was driving with my family, and someone threw what was presumably human shit - diarrhea - onto our car windshield. It was so fucking nasty smelling. You could smell it even with the windows closed. This was like 30 years ago and I vividly remember it. That's how disgusting it was.

 

[Deleted member 60299]

I am doing my job and I overhear a couple of girls talking. She mentions how her ex did her dirty and a girl points at me saying “him?!?!?” The girl says no and the other girl says “oh I was about to say hahaha ew” like wtf I am a stranger and you are shitting on me lmao fucking bitch

Damn. And you know what makes me rage? That those foids put more stress on the 'eww'- Fuck them

 

[cookie-dough]

Damn. And you know what makes me rage? That those foids put more stress on the 'eww'- Fuck them

Yea they are heartless

 

[Several.]

I am doing my job and I overhear a couple of girls talking. She mentions how her ex did her dirty and a girl points at me saying “him?!?!?” The girl says no and the other girl says “oh I was about to say hahaha ew” like wtf I am a stranger and you are shitting on me lmao fucking bitch

haha relatable

 

[Deleted member 46941]

You should have stood up and beat the shit out of them (in Minecraft)

 

[TheNextOPry]

One time when I was a kid, I was driving with my family, and someone threw what was presumably human shit - diarrhea - onto our car windshield. It was so fucking nasty smelling. You could smell it even with the windows closed. This was like 30 years ago and I vividly remember it. That's how disgusting it was.

Bro is 40 years old?

 

[6PSLcel]

relatable