got so high i thought my sister’s labubu was alive and trying to haunt me

[gasstationcart]

so i’m mad high, sitting in my room just vibing. then i look over at my sister’s labubu doll — you know, that creepy thing with the big eyes and weird smile? normally just creepy, but tonight it looked like it was straight up moving.

not just a little tilt, i swear it was slowly turning its head like it was watching me like “yeah, you.”

i’m sitting there frozen, heart racing, when suddenly i hear this tiny whisper — okay maybe it was just the fan, but in my head it was labubu trying to talk to me

so i try to sneak out, but i trip on my own shoe, fall face-first into a pile of laundry that somehow makes this loud demonic squeak (probably just a sock).

labubu’s still staring, or at least that’s what my paranoid brain says. i swear it winked.

then i try to grab my phone to call my sister, but it slips from my hand and bounces off the wall like a rogue ninja star.

i’m crawling around the floor trying to catch it like it’s some kinda sacred artifact.

finally, i manage to grab it, call my sister trembling, and she walks in like “dude it’s just a doll, not the overlord of darkness.”

meanwhile labubu’s sitting there innocent as hell, but i’m not buying it. i’m convinced that doll’s plotting to take over the house, one creepy smile at a time.

 

[gasstationcart]

bump

 

[stevielake]

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[gasstationcart]

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[sqm]

dnr but not a good title to see when u plan on getting high tomorrow after a year, i will definitely remember this and green out

 

[gasstationcart]

dnr but not a good title to see when u plan on getting high tomorrow after a year, i will definitely remember this and green out

good luck bro