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Oh boy, I remember the routine we had,
Sunday: I just met my friend (let’s call him L, and my other friend, let’s call him j) I saw L and j walking togheter, obviously both fucked, I was really feining so I had some cart, we adventured around but when home quick.
Monday-Thursday:
Meet up outside j’s house and all have a blinker and a extra toke (2 on Tuesday, 3 on Wednesday, so on so on)
We got geeked, but not so much we looked crazy, we wuz chilling, and fuckinf about in the gym, life.
Then we would go to this discount store which is 14 minute walk away from gym (and 14 extra from my house
) and grab 2 small bottles of irn bru, check out without dying, we checked out with a cashier who’s always geeked there, but he was so fucking chill we felt like peasants 
.
Friday: L texted me “ im buying za today, getting a discount so I maybe thought, wanna keep the geek streak going?”




“HELL YEAH
”
We go smoke, with J aswell, after gym, on a bench near a big park in my town, absolutely evil for the first 30 mins after smoking, shit felt like earth Vader’s force on my brain.
But then after it was just chill, j was short 1 penny at the self checkout and had to get a worker to get a penny for him, that’s cuz he brought an American cent instead of a uk penny
, I was hollering.
Today (Saturday): one of my other friends texted me (let’s call him C) said he got some za, and he really wanted me to smoke cuz he knows I’m chill af when smoking, I didn’t expect him to bring anyone more than one other friend (let’s call him T, and other one, D) , which I thought was T, he brought D aswell (now D is a lil bit of a twat, he was gay, told me he likes shoving pencils in his bum and told me he enjoyed it and went in so detailed, I told people, now he hates me for “breaking a secret”
So now he’s telling everyone that I’m roids and that i apparently delivered it to his house, dafuq
. We also look out of place togheter cuz he’s 5’7, framecel, skinny twink, bones 404, with shit haircut which he grows out till it’s like a Karen hair cut
, also is a femboy cell, looks insanely feminine and has a high voice. And he was wearing the goofiest fit, this nigga had his gym camo hydroflask and his phone with his dads huge coat on which looked like a bath robe on him
. Weirded me out, he was gay asf and just yapped, not even jokes like me or the crazy shit that I’ve done before, just pure yap. I was expecting that guy to smoke cuz he’s fully anti drugs. I feel like he got peer pressured, but when I first smoked, so this is how it went
*me and L at the gym*
L: wanna smoke, J is coming
Me:holy shit that guy smokes, idk man, what is it like being high?
L: bro it’s so good, just chill asf
Me
k, fuck yeah I’m in 






Never wanna smoke with d, bro was weird asf and I don’t want him going down doing drugs because it’s scary if you don’t know what ur in for and ur friends forced you into doing it.
@cromagnon @REGULUS @Society hates me @HostSamurai @sportsmogger
Sunday: I just met my friend (let’s call him L, and my other friend, let’s call him j) I saw L and j walking togheter, obviously both fucked, I was really feining so I had some cart, we adventured around but when home quick.
Monday-Thursday:
Meet up outside j’s house and all have a blinker and a extra toke (2 on Tuesday, 3 on Wednesday, so on so on)
We got geeked, but not so much we looked crazy, we wuz chilling, and fuckinf about in the gym, life.
Then we would go to this discount store which is 14 minute walk away from gym (and 14 extra from my house
Friday: L texted me “ im buying za today, getting a discount so I maybe thought, wanna keep the geek streak going?”
“HELL YEAH
We go smoke, with J aswell, after gym, on a bench near a big park in my town, absolutely evil for the first 30 mins after smoking, shit felt like earth Vader’s force on my brain.
But then after it was just chill, j was short 1 penny at the self checkout and had to get a worker to get a penny for him, that’s cuz he brought an American cent instead of a uk penny
Today (Saturday): one of my other friends texted me (let’s call him C) said he got some za, and he really wanted me to smoke cuz he knows I’m chill af when smoking, I didn’t expect him to bring anyone more than one other friend (let’s call him T, and other one, D) , which I thought was T, he brought D aswell (now D is a lil bit of a twat, he was gay, told me he likes shoving pencils in his bum and told me he enjoyed it and went in so detailed, I told people, now he hates me for “breaking a secret”
So now he’s telling everyone that I’m roids and that i apparently delivered it to his house, dafuq
*me and L at the gym*
L: wanna smoke, J is coming
Me:holy shit that guy smokes, idk man, what is it like being high?
L: bro it’s so good, just chill asf
Me
Never wanna smoke with d, bro was weird asf and I don’t want him going down doing drugs because it’s scary if you don’t know what ur in for and ur friends forced you into doing it.
@cromagnon @REGULUS @Society hates me @HostSamurai @sportsmogger