Goyrthodontics

[aknox]

I Practically begged my parents to get me to any orthodontist near me. ​

And after countless tries of explaining what is wrong with me, they finally agreed.

And you wouldn't believe with whom they hooked me up with.

The foid doctor...
oh the horrors.



Sub 5 recessed goycell doctor practically made me look like a retard infront of my parents. (btw this sums up the entire story)

So, to make you understand a lil bit
let me get you on par with what the fuck is wrong with my face.

I have a bad overbite,
I look bloated and fucked up from the side,
and from the front my lip harmony is so disharmonious I look as if I got punched by some dude and my lips stayed like that.
Add to that, the fact that I have a crossbite, AND, I also can't fit my fucking tongue in my mouth correctly, I have to make a slight tilt in order to fit,
so I also have a fucked up narrow upper maxilla.

Now... to continue with the story


Me and my parents came in the doctors office,
she gave me a report that I had to fill,
--some bullshit questions.

I gave the report to the goyctor, we went in the office, and she told me to go the that reclining chair to examine me

And the examination went like:

Goyctor- "Please open your mouth"

I'm like, oh shit, shit is happening, she is going to notice these fuck ups that I have , and then I'm going to get my MASPE, my Herbst appliance, and my life is going to be so peak from now on.

*Opens mouth*
*Goyctor sees*

Goyctor- "Your teeth are perfectly healthy.. what are you on about?"







I lost my shit when I heard that





Me- "Yeah, but, whenever I let my natural teeth posture, my teeth go way back doc. And as for my teeth assymmetry in the front?"

Goyctor- "That's the natural teeth posture, I don't know what you are on about. As for the slight assymmetry, we may do some braces, but it's micromanaging, not hing that crazyyyyyyyyyy"



We go back to the doctors office, sit down. And I'm fueling with rage,

I ask her:
"Doc, my tongue can't rest that well, whenever I place my tongue on my upper pallate, my tongue doesn't fit"

Goyctor- "Actually, the natural tongue position should be down, touching your down teeth, promoting jaw growth, that's what's important"

Let me ask you something, the reader.
What the fuck is she on about?

I can't believe that I have to agree with Dr. Mike Mew on this bullshit, that I have to bring ancient 2023 Looksmaxx "just mew brooo" slang on this site.
Natural tongue posture? Being down.


True goyrthodontics.


She offers to do an x-ray scan of me, to check if some anomaly is happening inside my mouth. I'm thinking to myself, maybe, just maybe, that she might notice something off, something that will make her think at least "Hey, how about I listen to the goddamn kid" but shit man, Imma keep it a buck, if I saw a LLTN cortisolmaxxing in my office, I would act the same way as she was. So...

I go to do the x-ray, and she starts asking me in more detail about my problems, I explain to her, about the overbite, again, about the crossbite, again, about the narrow pallate, AGAIN. And she is like:
well, you have to visit a gnathologist to help you,
because what you are asking me,
seems crazy, I don't understand your frustration in this topic,
you're fine.


Fuck.

I get the x-ray, and she notices that my wisdom teeth popped out way sooner than they should have, she is shocked, she tells me "Now that's a serious problem".
I'm like, oh shit, "What do I need to do doc?", she tells me "I advice you to do surgery to remove them, so that you avoid further misalignment in you teeth".

Bruh​

My goatis spirit wanted to hit her with that goatis raw liver technique, but, my cortisol levels were already high enough already. I just replied with a simple "ok".

We went back to the desk, where my parents were looking at me, as if I was a fucking retard, a crazy monkey just talking nonsense.
She said, 50 bucks...
50 bucks, my man, 50 bucks to scam me.
I swear on my life, I'm going to kill somebody.

Now I returned home, all fucked up, and I'm probably gonna sleep later than usual, just to fuck with my circadian rythm for the funnies and continue larping as if I'm a veteran .org member. A true blindman, filled with rage and stupidity. And whilst I'm pilling up with the anger and rage, some HHTN is living his life casually, with not a single care in the world. Brootal.

P.S I respect you foids, but this one, oh boy, im turning into an incel by the second
And please leave me some tips or advice on how to turn this moment into a w. Any surgery/orthodontics tips is welcome.

Thank you for reading this dumbass

 

[Sub->CL]

I will kill every Orthodontist as a sacrifice to the OMFS gods

 

[Rylie]

Goyctor- "Actually, the natural tongue position should be down, touching your down teeth, promoting jaw growth, that's what's important"

jfl leave it to some bimbo who got used by Chad then got a degree at ASU to ruin your life.

Tell them how it is with no hesitation.

 

[goku21]

Race,region,Rich or broke??. Can help u out but need info

 

[_Nazareth_]

I Practically begged my parents to get me to any orthodontist near me. ​

And after countless tries of explaining what is wrong with me, they finally agreed.

And you wouldn't believe with whom they hooked me up with.

The foid doctor...
oh the horrors.



Sub 5 recessed goycell doctor practically made me look like a retard infront of my parents. (btw this sums up the entire story)

So, to make you understand a lil bit
let me get you on par with what the fuck is wrong with my face.

I have a bad overbite,
I look bloated and fucked up from the side,
and from the front my lip harmony is so disharmonious I look as if I got punched by some dude and my lips stayed like that.
Add to that, the fact that I have a crossbite, AND, I also can't fit my fucking tongue in my mouth correctly, I have to make a slight tilt in order to fit,
so I also have a fucked up narrow upper maxilla.

Now... to continue with the story


Me and my parents came in the doctors office,
she gave me a report that I had to fill,
--some bullshit questions.

I gave the report to the goyctor, we went in the office, and she told me to go the that reclining chair to examine me

And the examination went like:

Goyctor- "Please open your mouth"

I'm like, oh shit, shit is happening, she is going to notice these fuck ups that I have , and then I'm going to get my MASPE, my Herbst appliance, and my life is going to be so peak from now on.

*Opens mouth*
*Goyctor sees*

Goyctor- "Your teeth are perfectly healthy.. what are you on about?"







I lost my shit when I heard that





Me- "Yeah, but, whenever I let my natural teeth posture, my teeth go way back doc. And as for my teeth assymmetry in the front?"

Goyctor- "That's the natural teeth posture, I don't know what you are on about. As for the slight assymmetry, we may do some braces, but it's micromanaging, not hing that crazyyyyyyyyyy"



We go back to the doctors office, sit down. And I'm fueling with rage,

I ask her:
"Doc, my tongue can't rest that well, whenever I place my tongue on my upper pallate, my tongue doesn't fit"

Goyctor- "Actually, the natural tongue position should be down, touching your down teeth, promoting jaw growth, that's what's important"

Let me ask you something, the reader.
What the fuck is she on about?

I can't believe that I have to agree with Dr. Mike Mew on this bullshit, that I have to bring ancient 2023 Looksmaxx "just mew brooo" slang on this site.
Natural tongue posture? Being down.


True goyrthodontics.


She offers to do an x-ray scan of me, to check if some anomaly is happening inside my mouth. I'm thinking to myself, maybe, just maybe, that she might notice something off, something that will make her think at least "Hey, how about I listen to the goddamn kid" but shit man, Imma keep it a buck, if I saw a LLTN cortisolmaxxing in my office, I would act the same way as she was. So...

I go to do the x-ray, and she starts asking me in more detail about my problems, I explain to her, about the overbite, again, about the crossbite, again, about the narrow pallate, AGAIN. And she is like:
well, you have to visit a gnathologist to help you,
because what you are asking me,
seems crazy, I don't understand your frustration in this topic,
you're fine.


Fuck.

I get the x-ray, and she notices that my wisdom teeth popped out way sooner than they should have, she is shocked, she tells me "Now that's a serious problem".
I'm like, oh shit, "What do I need to do doc?", she tells me "I advice you to do surgery to remove them, so that you avoid further misalignment in you teeth".

Bruh​

My goatis spirit wanted to hit her with that goatis raw liver technique, but, my cortisol levels were already high enough already. I just replied with a simple "ok".

We went back to the desk, where my parents were looking at me, as if I was a fucking retard, a crazy monkey just talking nonsense.
She said, 50 bucks...
50 bucks, my man, 50 bucks to scam me.
I swear on my life, I'm going to kill somebody.

Now I returned home, all fucked up, and I'm probably gonna sleep later than usual, just to fuck with my circadian rythm for the funnies and continue larping as if I'm a veteran .org member. A true blindman, filled with rage and stupidity. And whilst I'm pilling up with the anger and rage, some HHTN is living his life casually, with not a single care in the world. Brootal.

P.S I respect you foids, but this one, oh boy, im turning into an incel by the second
And please leave me some tips or advice on how to turn this moment into a w. Any surgery/orthodontics tips is welcome.

Thank you for reading this dumbass

dnr

 

[aknox]

Race,region,Rich or broke??. Can help u out but need info

I'm from Greece, and semi broke, I've saved up a good two grand, and I will continue saving until I reach about 10 grand.
And imma keep it a buck it's kinda over for me. Most clinics that offer any sort of "mechanical" braces, or basically anything else that isn't either invisalign or rubber braces, are hella expensive, and somewhat remote. I've already contacted one that I think is a perfect candidate. They responded that for my situation, and gladly they said that methods such as a HERBST and MARPE have been and are used in their clinic. But they emphasized that I should not go to them, for expense reasons, and time reasons (Busy with school, and heavy regulations about absences). So I think imma just save up money, become an adult, move near the clinic, do the treatment, and afterwards any other sort of surgery I want. But the fact is, I missed my window of oppurtunity.

 

[cookedcel]

Goyctor- "Actually, the natural tongue position should be down, touching your down teeth, promoting jaw growth, that's what's important"

Is this fr?? if so please tell her to resign and never return

 

[fedecope]

fun read great thread. actually had a very similar experience bra lol