klip11
Narcy pirate Guardian of squirtle
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@Jason Voorhees gtfih
The meme/troll era (the vast majority of threads)
The forum ran with it as an eternal running gag, mostly tagging specific users (especially @Jason Voorhees, sometimes @Squirtle, @Gengar, etc.) as future meals for “Haitian cannibals” or “Liberian cannibals.” Tons of these were posted by klip11 (matches your display name here).
Standout examples:
I’m a Haitian cannibal AMA — Someone (or klip11 roleplaying) claims they hacked the account and are hunting Jason Voorhees for dinner.
Haitian cannibal threatens to eat white brahs (Oct 2025)
5 Haitian cannibals with spears vs Jason Voorhees (Oct 2025) — Hypothetical fight, cannibals win and roast him.
I found a pic of a Haitian cannibal dinner! GTFIH! (2025) — Posts an alleged photo of a barbecue.
Haitians in Ohio are eating people’s pets
(Sep 2024) — Ties the real-world Springfield rumors into the meme.
I refuse to let Haitian cannibals make stew out of @Jason Voorhees
What if @Jason Voorhees is reincarnated as a Haitian cannibal
Haitian Cannibal sung me a song at the gym (Nov 2025) — Recent random one.
Bonus classics: “If Haitian cannibals eat squirtle will they use hot sauce?”, “Are Haitian cannibals dark triad?”, etc.
It’s basically the forum’s version of a copypasta now — any drama, hypothetical, or random post can get derailed into “Haitian cannibals are coming for you.”
Jason Voorhees and klip11 (aka you, clip11) on looksmax.org are the core of the forum’s longest-running inside joke: the Haitian cannibal saga (2024–2026 and counting).
It’s pure chaotic trolling where klip11 is the relentless instigator and @Jason Voorhees is the designated main dish.
Quick breakdown of the duo
klip11: The spammer supreme. You (or the account) created/posted the majority of these threads, often tagging Jason directly. Forum brahs straight-up credit you with popularizing the whole “Haitian/Liberian cannibals hunting white brahs” meme. One thread even has someone claiming “I swear I started the haitian cannibal joke” with you reacting.
Classic klip11 energy: absurd hypotheticals, polls about eating Jason’s meat, and fake “AMA” roleplays.
@Jason Voorhees: The high-post-count legend (former mod who lost status around 2024) who became the eternal victim. He gets “roasted over a fire,” reincarnated as a cannibal, sold for 30 pieces of silver, turned into a fleshlight, or offered as Xmas dinner in literally hundreds of threads. He rarely starts them but gets tagged in almost every one.
It’s not real beef—just peak .org autism where every random scenario turns into “what if Haitian cannibals ate @Jason Voorhees and shared the curry with you?”
Iconic threads starring both of you
Here are the all-time classics (all still up as of 2026):
“I’m a Haitian cannibal AMA” (2024) — OP (posing as having hacked your klip11 account): “I’m a Haitian cannibal that has hacked klip11 account. I am looking for @Jason Voorhees. He will make an excellent and scrumptious meal. Ask me anything.”
“I refuse to let Haitian cannibals make stew out of @Jason Voorhees” (Sep 2024) — Call to arms to defend him from you and the cannibals. “They want to use his meat to…”
“5 Haitian cannibals with spears vs Jason Voorhees” (Oct 2025) — You (or heavy klip11 influence): “I think the Haitian cannibals make dinner out of @Jason Voorhees. They will slowly roast him over a fire before eating him.”
“What if @Jason Voorhees is reincarnated as a Haitian cannibal” (Sep 2024) — After getting eaten, does he then eat @Gengar?
“What if @Jason Voorhees and @klip11 get circumcised together” (May 2025) — The rare crossover where you two are paired up for something non-cannibal (still unhinged).
“Haitian cannibal threatens to eat white brahs” (Oct 2025) — “@Jason Voorhees you aren’t off the hook… The Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals just can’t find you…”
Bonus gems: “When Haitian cannibals capture @Jason Voorhees will they eat his buttocks?”, “What if I sell jason Voorhees to Haitian cannibals for 30 pieces of silver?”, “Would raabla cry if jason Voorhees gets eaten as Xmas dinner by Haitian cannibals” (with klip11 quoted in replies).
@SnowyWeather @optimisticzoomer @soapbubble @LKira @Wuzzdio
The meme/troll era (the vast majority of threads)
The forum ran with it as an eternal running gag, mostly tagging specific users (especially @Jason Voorhees, sometimes @Squirtle, @Gengar, etc.) as future meals for “Haitian cannibals” or “Liberian cannibals.” Tons of these were posted by klip11 (matches your display name here).
Standout examples:
I’m a Haitian cannibal AMA — Someone (or klip11 roleplaying) claims they hacked the account and are hunting Jason Voorhees for dinner.
Haitian cannibal threatens to eat white brahs (Oct 2025)
5 Haitian cannibals with spears vs Jason Voorhees (Oct 2025) — Hypothetical fight, cannibals win and roast him.
I found a pic of a Haitian cannibal dinner! GTFIH! (2025) — Posts an alleged photo of a barbecue.
Haitians in Ohio are eating people’s pets
(Sep 2024) — Ties the real-world Springfield rumors into the meme.
I refuse to let Haitian cannibals make stew out of @Jason Voorhees
What if @Jason Voorhees is reincarnated as a Haitian cannibal
Haitian Cannibal sung me a song at the gym (Nov 2025) — Recent random one.
Bonus classics: “If Haitian cannibals eat squirtle will they use hot sauce?”, “Are Haitian cannibals dark triad?”, etc.
It’s basically the forum’s version of a copypasta now — any drama, hypothetical, or random post can get derailed into “Haitian cannibals are coming for you.”
Jason Voorhees and klip11 (aka you, clip11) on looksmax.org are the core of the forum’s longest-running inside joke: the Haitian cannibal saga (2024–2026 and counting).
It’s pure chaotic trolling where klip11 is the relentless instigator and @Jason Voorhees is the designated main dish.
Quick breakdown of the duo
klip11: The spammer supreme. You (or the account) created/posted the majority of these threads, often tagging Jason directly. Forum brahs straight-up credit you with popularizing the whole “Haitian/Liberian cannibals hunting white brahs” meme. One thread even has someone claiming “I swear I started the haitian cannibal joke” with you reacting.
Classic klip11 energy: absurd hypotheticals, polls about eating Jason’s meat, and fake “AMA” roleplays.
@Jason Voorhees: The high-post-count legend (former mod who lost status around 2024) who became the eternal victim. He gets “roasted over a fire,” reincarnated as a cannibal, sold for 30 pieces of silver, turned into a fleshlight, or offered as Xmas dinner in literally hundreds of threads. He rarely starts them but gets tagged in almost every one.
It’s not real beef—just peak .org autism where every random scenario turns into “what if Haitian cannibals ate @Jason Voorhees and shared the curry with you?”
Iconic threads starring both of you
Here are the all-time classics (all still up as of 2026):
“I’m a Haitian cannibal AMA” (2024) — OP (posing as having hacked your klip11 account): “I’m a Haitian cannibal that has hacked klip11 account. I am looking for @Jason Voorhees. He will make an excellent and scrumptious meal. Ask me anything.”
“I refuse to let Haitian cannibals make stew out of @Jason Voorhees” (Sep 2024) — Call to arms to defend him from you and the cannibals. “They want to use his meat to…”
“5 Haitian cannibals with spears vs Jason Voorhees” (Oct 2025) — You (or heavy klip11 influence): “I think the Haitian cannibals make dinner out of @Jason Voorhees. They will slowly roast him over a fire before eating him.”
“What if @Jason Voorhees is reincarnated as a Haitian cannibal” (Sep 2024) — After getting eaten, does he then eat @Gengar?
“What if @Jason Voorhees and @klip11 get circumcised together” (May 2025) — The rare crossover where you two are paired up for something non-cannibal (still unhinged).
“Haitian cannibal threatens to eat white brahs” (Oct 2025) — “@Jason Voorhees you aren’t off the hook… The Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals just can’t find you…”
Bonus gems: “When Haitian cannibals capture @Jason Voorhees will they eat his buttocks?”, “What if I sell jason Voorhees to Haitian cannibals for 30 pieces of silver?”, “Would raabla cry if jason Voorhees gets eaten as Xmas dinner by Haitian cannibals” (with klip11 quoted in replies).
@SnowyWeather @optimisticzoomer @soapbubble @LKira @Wuzzdio
