Groundbreaking Theory: Why Asians Evolved Flat Maxillas

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Back in the old old days (before societies formed), consent wasn’t something of concern for males. Men raped women whenever they wanted, vaginally, anally, and orally.

When African males orally raped females, forcibly thrusting their penises into females’ mouths, their large penises often choked or caused damage to the females’ throats, resulting in severe injury or death. Females with forward-grown maxillas survived while females with recessed maxillas died, so the forward-grown females passed on their genes, and the population evolved to have more forward-grown maxillas. Prognathism (common in Africans) is an adaptation that came about during human evolution, extending the teeth barrier even farther forward to protect the throat from trauma.

Similarly with prehistoric European humans, the males’ penises were quite large (though not as large as African males’ penises), and natural selection favored females with more forward-grown maxillas.

In contrast, Asian males have much smaller penises than African males, averaging from 4 to 5 inches and 7 to 8 inches respectively. Asian females with recessed maxillas didn’t suffer the same fate as African females, since the males who raped them had short penises that did not hit the throat and choke the females to death.

In fact, Asian females with flatter maxillas were actually preferred over females with forward-grown maxillas. Asians wore more layers of clothing because they lived in colder climates than Africans and Europeans, so males tended to rape females orally first since the vagina was quite challenging to access. How much pleasure a man felt when having oral sex with a female served as a qualifier to whether he would proceed to reproduce with her. When an Asian male had oral sex with a flat-maxilla female, it was a deepthroating experience, and he wanted more (i.e. vaginal sex); when an Asian male had oral sex with a forward-grown maxilla female, he felt less pleasure because the tip of his penis didn’t even make it to the back of the female’s throat, and he didn’t bother to take it to the next level. By sexual selection, recessed maxilla genes proliferated throughout the Asian population. Of course, if an Asian female’s maxilla was TOO recessed, penises choked her and damaged her throat resulting in injury or death just like with Africans. So there was a lower limit as to how recessed Asians’ maxillas could get (thank God).
 
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God just hates you.
 
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Is this how you revise AP Biology?
 
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Damn son where is your harvard scholarship this shit is revolutionary
 
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Indeed
 
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i read every word
 
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large penises often choked or caused damage to the females’ throats, resulting in severe injury or death.

Nigga, please
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unironically could be a valid explanation
 
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Read everything
 
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I'm so high and dying of laughter man JFL
 
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Back in the old old days (before societies formed), consent wasn’t something of concern for males. Men raped women whenever they wanted, vaginally, anally, and orally.

When African males orally raped females, forcibly thrusting their penises into females’ mouths, their large penises often choked or caused damage to the females’ throats, resulting in severe injury or death. Females with forward-grown maxillas survived while females with recessed maxillas died, so the forward-grown females passed on their genes, and the population evolved to have more forward-grown maxillas. Prognathism (common in Africans) is an adaptation that came about during human evolution, extending the teeth barrier even farther forward to protect the throat from trauma.

Similarly with prehistoric European humans, the males’ penises were quite large (though not as large as African males’ penises), and natural selection favored females with more forward-grown maxillas.

In contrast, Asian males have much smaller penises than African males, averaging from 4 to 5 inches and 7 to 8 inches respectively. Asian females with recessed maxillas didn’t suffer the same fate as African females, since the males who raped them had short penises that did not hit the throat and choke the females to death.

In fact, Asian females with flatter maxillas were actually preferred over females with forward-grown maxillas. Asians wore more layers of clothing because they lived in colder climates than Africans and Europeans, so males tended to rape females orally first since the vagina was quite challenging to access. How much pleasure a man felt when having oral sex with a female served as a qualifier to whether he would proceed to reproduce with her. When an Asian male had oral sex with a flat-maxilla female, it was a deepthroating experience, and he wanted more (i.e. vaginal sex); when an Asian male had oral sex with a forward-grown maxilla female, he felt less pleasure because the tip of his penis didn’t even make it to the back of the female’s throat, and he didn’t bother to take it to the next level. By sexual selection, recessed maxilla genes proliferated throughout the Asian population. Of course, if an Asian female’s maxilla was TOO recessed, penises choked her and damaged her throat resulting in injury or death just like with Africans. So there was a lower limit as to how recessed Asians’ maxillas could get (thank God).
 

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You're on the right track, but it goes deeper than that. Ever notice how the smaller the penis, the higher the IQ? And obviously, the three races didn't rape at equal frequencies.

Penis size / Athletic ability / Rape frequency:
Asians < Whites < Negros

Relative IQ / Maxilla flatness:
Asians > Whites > Negros

All these traits ended up forming different feedback loops based on the environment of each race. The Asians and Whites had to deal with winters, which required planning/higher IQ. The rest follows as:

Winter climates required planning = higher IQ = agricultural techniques = less need for athleticism & more free time for rape = rape was less violent due to less pressure for time & energy = maxillas had less intraoral force exerted on them from dudes who weren't in a hurry

This loop inevitably led to flatter maxillas for whites & Asians compared to the Negros, who built nothing & raped everything.
 
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@Collagen or rope You better write your thesis and cite this post.
 
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I quit reading after this guy tried linking oral sex to bone development. Go back to the psychiatric ward.
 
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@Collagen or rope You better write your thesis and cite this post.
Ngl, read and caged

I will make sure to cite thecel on looksmax.me if I ever produce a thesis on evolutionary biology
 
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read every word
caging
 
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Indeed
 
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read every word and caged ngl. thought it was a legit thread at first too

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every word and caged, but fr the reason may be language ,alot "ing" "ng" "dinglingdangdong" causing tongue to hit back of mouth roof, causing massive cheekbones, but nothing to hit front of mouth roof ,causing imbalance (not growing foward but not recessed aka flat)
 
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Holy shit I know OP is not being serious, but I read the whole thing and it actually does sound like a high IQ legit thesis.
 
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damn op so rape is a good thing?
 
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You're on the right track, but it goes deeper than that. Ever notice how the smaller the penis, the higher the IQ? And obviously, the three races didn't rape at equal frequencies.

Penis size / Athletic ability / Rape frequency:
Asians < Whites < Negros

Relative IQ / Maxilla flatness:
Asians > Whites > Negros

All these traits ended up forming different feedback loops based on the environment of each race. The Asians and Whites had to deal with winters, which required planning/higher IQ. The rest follows as:

Winter climates required planning = higher IQ = agricultural techniques = less need for athleticism & more free time for rape = rape was less violent due to less pressure for time & energy = maxillas had less intraoral force exerted on them from dudes who weren't in a hurry

This loop inevitably led to flatter maxillas for whites & Asians compared to the Negros, who built nothing & raped everything.
Asians are good copiers and have bugman mentality
They have no creativity apart from the japs
 
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Back in the old old days (before societies formed), consent wasn’t something of concern for males. Men raped women whenever they wanted, vaginally, anally, and orally.

When African males orally raped females, forcibly thrusting their penises into females’ mouths, their large penises often choked or caused damage to the females’ throats, resulting in severe injury or death. Females with forward-grown maxillas survived while females with recessed maxillas died, so the forward-grown females passed on their genes, and the population evolved to have more forward-grown maxillas.

Similarly with prehistoric European humans, the males’ penises were quite large (though not as large as African males’ penises), and natural selection favored females with more forward-grown maxillas.

In contrast, Asian males have much smaller penises than African males, averaging from 4 to 5 inches and 7 to 8 inches respectively. Asian females with recessed maxillas didn’t suffer the same fate as African females, since the males who raped them had short penises that did not hit the throat and choke the females to death.

In fact, Asian females with flatter maxillas were actually preferred over females with forward-grown maxillas. Asians wore more layers of clothing because they lived in colder climates than Africans and Europeans, so males tended to rape females orally first since the vagina was quite challenging to access.

What the fuck did I just read?




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this is literally already been solved, in all species, a flatter maxilla means more neotenous and less aggressive. Puppies have smaller and shorter maxillas than adult dogs, which is why we see babies as cuter. Asians are the most neotenous race as well
 
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I thought this was a satire subreddit
But they are for real :feelshaha:
 
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legit
 
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Download 1
 
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Wanna go back to the good old days
 
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Is this legit
 
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this is literally already been solved, in all species, a flatter maxilla means more neotenous and less aggressive. Puppies have smaller and shorter maxillas than adult dogs, which is why we see babies as cuter. Asians are the most neotenous race as well
Yes but WHY did Asians develop flat and neotonous faces, while other races didn't?

Asians have had wars and needed to show aggression too
 
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You're on the right track, but it goes deeper than that. Ever notice how the smaller the penis, the higher the IQ? And obviously, the three races didn't rape at equal frequencies.

Penis size / Athletic ability / Rape frequency:
Asians < Whites < Negros

Relative IQ / Maxilla flatness:
Asians > Whites > Negros

All these traits ended up forming different feedback loops based on the environment of each race. The Asians and Whites had to deal with winters, which required planning/higher IQ. The rest follows as:

Winter climates required planning = higher IQ = agricultural techniques = less need for athleticism & more free time for rape = rape was less violent due to less pressure for time & energy = maxillas had less intraoral force exerted on them from dudes who weren't in a hurry

This loop inevitably led to flatter maxillas for whites & Asians compared to the Negros, who built nothing & raped everything.
Ur lattitude theory breaks down sort of.

Higher lattitude (as well as altitude) requires higher IQ AND higher physical capability both.

Whites developed higher IQ than blacks due to lattitude, and slightly lower physical stats.

Similarly MOST Asians are not from high lattitudes, hence did not develop high IQ (high IQ Asian is giga meme, they just value studying in their culture and can do arithmetic in their head which whites can't), but did develop societal construct and hierachy which gave an alternative to rape, which blacks didn't. It's also why Asians didn't develop physical stats.

So regarding forward growth, OP theory might make more sense, crazy as it sounds
 
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Ur lattitude theory breaks down sort of.

Higher lattitude (as well as altitude) requires higher IQ AND higher physical capability both.

Whites developed higher IQ than blacks due to lattitude, and slightly lower physical stats.

Similarly MOST Asians are not from high lattitudes, hence did not develop high IQ (high IQ Asian is giga meme, they just value studying in their culture and can do arithmetic in their head which whites can't), but did develop societal construct and hierachy which gave an alternative to rape, which blacks didn't. It's also why Asians didn't develop physical stats.

So regarding forward growth, OP theory might make more sense, crazy as it sounds
can you describe us south asians using these explanations :unsure:
 
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Back in the old old days (before societies formed), consent wasn’t something of concern for males. Men raped women whenever they wanted, vaginally, anally, and orally.

When African males orally raped females, forcibly thrusting their penises into females’ mouths, their large penises often choked or caused damage to the females’ throats, resulting in severe injury or death. Females with forward-grown maxillas survived while females with recessed maxillas died, so the forward-grown females passed on their genes, and the population evolved to have more forward-grown maxillas. Prognathism (common in Africans) is an adaptation that came about during human evolution, extending the teeth barrier even farther forward to protect the throat from trauma.

Similarly with prehistoric European humans, the males’ penises were quite large (though not as large as African males’ penises), and natural selection favored females with more forward-grown maxillas.

In contrast, Asian males have much smaller penises than African males, averaging from 4 to 5 inches and 7 to 8 inches respectively. Asian females with recessed maxillas didn’t suffer the same fate as African females, since the males who raped them had short penises that did not hit the throat and choke the females to death.

In fact, Asian females with flatter maxillas were actually preferred over females with forward-grown maxillas. Asians wore more layers of clothing because they lived in colder climates than Africans and Europeans, so males tended to rape females orally first since the vagina was quite challenging to access. How much pleasure a man felt when having oral sex with a female served as a qualifier to whether he would proceed to reproduce with her. When an Asian male had oral sex with a flat-maxilla female, it was a deepthroating experience, and he wanted more (i.e. vaginal sex); when an Asian male had oral sex with a forward-grown maxilla female, he felt less pleasure because the tip of his penis didn’t even make it to the back of the female’s throat, and he didn’t bother to take it to the next level. By sexual selection, recessed maxilla genes proliferated throughout the Asian population. Of course, if an Asian female’s maxilla was TOO recessed, penises choked her and damaged her throat resulting in injury or death just like with Africans. So there was a lower limit as to how recessed Asians’ maxillas could get (thank God).
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Ur lattitude theory breaks down sort of.

Higher lattitude (as well as altitude) requires higher IQ AND higher physical capability both.

Whites developed higher IQ than blacks due to lattitude, and slightly lower physical stats.

Similarly MOST Asians are not from high lattitudes, hence did not develop high IQ (high IQ Asian is giga meme, they just value studying in their culture and can do arithmetic in their head which whites can't), but did develop societal construct and hierachy which gave an alternative to rape, which blacks didn't. It's also why Asians didn't develop physical stats.

So regarding forward growth, OP theory might make more sense, crazy as it sounds
asian features are an adaptation to extremely cold weather. Also asian IQ is statistically higher. Keep coping.
 
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can you describe us south asians using these explanations :unsure:
sort of, north Indians have a lot of caucasian, moderate latitude, but high altitude blood, so a lot of these people have sharp, strong features.

what has changed a lot is that mixing with locals , as well as adapting to plains and particularly monsoon, diet, plus.hinduism, has weakened the bones a lot (less chewing needed), plus fat storage due to monsoon adaptation (monsoons can fail) and high fat and carb diet (Indians are intolerant of carbs the way asians are intolerant of many proteins).

accentuated by punjabis and.haryanis and similar getting richer due to high yield agrarianism, and fast transition from martial, warrior culture, to chilled out rich farmer culture.

nfi about dravidian, they seem to have great bones, yet people say they are from africa??
 
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asian features are an adaptation to extremely cold weather. Also asian IQ is statistically higher. Keep coping.
cos every Asian measured in an IQ test has done like 20 before that.

take it from someone working in high IQ fields in Asia and Europe and USA.

cold weather theory makes sense, but why didnt north Europeans adapt those features?
 
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cos every Asian measured in an IQ test has done like 20 before that.

take it from someone working in high IQ fields in Asia and Europe and USA.

cold weather theory makes sense, but why didnt north Europeans adapt those features?
Because northern europe isn't as cold as siberia, especially when humans first crossed these regions. Also scandinavians have not been in the cold as long as east asians have. Not to mention they do have some vaguely asian like features.




Stop with this bs cope.
 
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Because northern europe isn't as cold as siberia, especially when humans first crossed these regions. Also scandinavians have not been in the cold as long as east asians have. Not to mention they do have some vaguely asian like features.




Stop with this bs cope.

Vast majority of Asians are from tropical or sub tropical climes.

Even when moving, they didn't stay in Siberia or steppes very long.

Also the most morphed features, as compared to Caucasians, are in SE Asia.

The flat maxila part I can agree, that likely came to deal with cold Siberia, but like I say, logic dictates Asians are adapted more for tropics than for cold
 
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Because northern europe isn't as cold as siberia, especially when humans first crossed these regions. Also scandinavians have not been in the cold as long as east asians have. Not to mention they do have some vaguely asian like features.




Stop with this bs cope.

Would u call this pheno more cold adapted or note tropical adapted? V v flat maxila, frauded with contouring, and horse mid face

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Vast majority of Asians are from tropical or sub tropical climes.

Even when moving, they didn't stay in Siberia or steppes very long.

Also the most morphed features, as compared to Caucasians, are in SE Asia.

The flat maxila part I can agree, that likely came to deal with cold Siberia, but like I say, logic dictates Asians are adapted more for tropics than for cold
That is bs. The features that people consider "asian" first appeared in siberia and then spread to the tropics. SE asians are not genetically the same as northeners and are closer to polynesians. What happened is the northerners conquered the southerners which is why they are now similar.
 
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