group of my jock D1 football friends got perma banned from bar for curb stomping jeets

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3 of my friends (6'2 240lb, 6'5 280lb, 6'4 240lb) all on the football team got separated from me at a country bar, then two jeets (like 5'7 150lbish) spilled a drink on one of them and were being rude and bobbing their head while shouting in a curry accent

they literally rugby tackled both of them and were kicking their heads while they were on their ground, they ended up in the ER:lul::lul::lul:

like 10 6'5 270lb bouncers came and broke them up before they were about to legit kill the jeets and permabanned them from the bar:lul::lul::lul:
 
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3 of my friends (6'2 240lb, 6'5 280lb, 6'4 240lb) all on the football team got separated from me at a country bar, then two jeets (like 5'7 150lbish) spilled a drink on one of them and were being rude and bobbing their head while shouting in a curry accent

they literally rugby tackled both of them and were kicking their heads while they were on their ground, they ended up in the ER:lul::lul::lul:

like 10 6'5 270lb bouncers came and broke them up before they were about to legit kill the jeets and permabanned them from the bar:lul::lul::lul:
is this one of your fantasies OP?
 
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lets give the larps a break for 1 day
 
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3 of my friends (6'2 240lb, 6'5 280lb, 6'4 240lb) all on the football team got separated from me at a country bar, then two jeets (like 5'7 150lbish) spilled a drink on one of them and were being rude and bobbing their head while shouting in a curry accent

they literally rugby tackled both of them and were kicking their heads while they were on their ground, they ended up in the ER:lul::lul::lul:

like 10 6'5 270lb bouncers came and broke them up before they were about to legit kill the jeets and permabanned them from the bar:lul::lul::lul:
Location: Jakarta Indonesia
 
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Location: Wuhan, China.

@InanimatePragmatist

I guess this is why we need locations to be added on .org
 
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I like how not a single reply to this thread is serious
 
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Do you expect people to believe anything this nigger wrote? The final part about 6'5ft bouncers sealed it
 
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Do you expect people to believe anything this nigger wrote? The final part about 6'5ft bouncers sealed it
OP is a legendary larper btw. He has a mini lore. He is father of larping on this forum @59H390
 
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is this one of your fantasies OP?
his fantasy is to witness chad dominating over helpless subhumans, just as he was dominated by chad when he was the highschool subhuman.
 
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Do you expect people to believe anything this nigger wrote? The final part about 6'5ft bouncers sealed it
they could’ve been 6’8 roided up Nigerian bouncers. Would’ve made the story funnier
 
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3 of my friends (6'2 240lb, 6'5 280lb, 6'4 240lb) all on the football team got separated from me at a country bar, then two jeets (like 5'7 150lbish) spilled a drink on one of them and were being rude and bobbing their head while shouting in a curry accent

they literally rugby tackled both of them and were kicking their heads while they were on their ground, they ended up in the ER:lul::lul::lul:

like 10 6'5 270lb bouncers came and broke them up before they were about to legit kill the jeets and permabanned them from the bar:lul::lul::lul:
How do you know the exact height and weight
 
atp you should just come out as gay for writing these homosexual fantasies
 
Some say they shat themselves, but others say they already had.
 

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