
untiljapanese
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Every short guy on the internet is desperately searching for a way to grow taller. Stretching routines, HGH supplements, inversion tables, limb-lengthening vitamins—you name it. None of it works. If your growth plates are fused, you are done growing. End of story.
Why Do People Fall for This Garbage?
• They can’t accept their genetics
• They see fake before/after pics and eat up the lies
• They’d rather believe in magic than face reality
• They’re desperate and will cling to anything for hope
Let’s Rip These Height Copes Apart
“Take HGH or Supplements!”
Total scam. HGH only works if you take it before your growth plates close. After that, all it does is burn fat and help with recovery. No pill or powder is making you taller.
“Just Stretch, Bro!”
Yeah, hanging upside down totally reverses your genetic height. At most, you’ll temporarily decompress your spine and gain half an inch for a few hours. The second you sit down, it’s gone.
“Wear Lifts!”
This isn’t height growth—it’s fraud. You’re just delaying the inevitable embarrassment of taking your shoes off. If you have to trick people into thinking you’re taller, you’ve already lost.
“Exercise Will Make You Taller!”
Sprinting, squatting, playing basketball—it’s all nonsense. Tall people just happen to be good at sports. No one has ever jumped their way into an extra three inches.
“Limb Lengthening Surgery!”
The only thing that actually works, but let’s be real—it’s for psychos. They break your bones, stretch them apart, and leave you crippled for years. If you’re willing to go through that, you need therapy, not height.
You Are as Tall as You Will Ever Be. Cope.
Your height was decided before you were even born. No amount of pills, stretches, or internet bro-science is going to change that. You either accept reality, or you waste your time chasing a delusion.
Instead of embarrassing yourself, fix what you can:
• Get lean so you don’t look like a short, chubby gremlin
• Build a wide frame so your proportions don’t make you look even smaller
• Fix your posture so you don’t make things worse
• Dress like an adult instead of making yourself look like a middle schooler
The sooner you stop coping, the sooner you can start actually improving your appearance. Height scams are for losers. Work with what you have.