lordway
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All you boyos who want to have your growth plates checked,
But don't want to ask your parents and seem like a fag who is insecure about their height here is what I did.
So basically you need to play a sport for this method to work.
Personally, I play soccer
when in a game and the outcome is already apparent make a tackle (or something similar based on your sport)
and go down with an injury being very dramatic.
No matter if you are taken off or not walk with an extremely obvious limp (hip is my desired area easiest to fake and a good growth-related plate) and an extreme reduction in performance.
Now here is where it gets tricky, getting your parents to schedule you an Xray.
Make sure to consistently walk with a limp or avoid using your wrist and tell them the pain is in the bone/joint of your desired Xray area.
Depending on if you have protective parents either ask for an Xray as they should easily give in, whereas if they are not concerned and it wont help if you ask you have to make them think you don't want an Xray. Every time they ask about your injury tell them you are fine and make them think you really want to play next game (but still limping heavily) this will make them believe they are the sole push for an Xray. For me my parents still had not planned an Xray by my next soccer game, so I amped up my faking a ton of pain. I could barely run and eventually just sat on the ground and called for a sub. Remember they thought you really wanted to play and this should make them very concerned. Now each time using that area genuinely make a face each step until you get close but make sure they noticed you were.
At this point you should either be getting an xray or going to the doctor.
If you are getting a doctor you must not give them any leads on anything that doesn't require an Xray eg when pressing and they ask if it hurt say no.
Ofc this wont work if you don't play sports, are a poorcel and are not young.
But don't want to ask your parents and seem like a fag who is insecure about their height here is what I did.
So basically you need to play a sport for this method to work.
Personally, I play soccer
when in a game and the outcome is already apparent make a tackle (or something similar based on your sport)
and go down with an injury being very dramatic.
No matter if you are taken off or not walk with an extremely obvious limp (hip is my desired area easiest to fake and a good growth-related plate) and an extreme reduction in performance.
Now here is where it gets tricky, getting your parents to schedule you an Xray.
Make sure to consistently walk with a limp or avoid using your wrist and tell them the pain is in the bone/joint of your desired Xray area.
Depending on if you have protective parents either ask for an Xray as they should easily give in, whereas if they are not concerned and it wont help if you ask you have to make them think you don't want an Xray. Every time they ask about your injury tell them you are fine and make them think you really want to play next game (but still limping heavily) this will make them believe they are the sole push for an Xray. For me my parents still had not planned an Xray by my next soccer game, so I amped up my faking a ton of pain. I could barely run and eventually just sat on the ground and called for a sub. Remember they thought you really wanted to play and this should make them very concerned. Now each time using that area genuinely make a face each step until you get close but make sure they noticed you were.
At this point you should either be getting an xray or going to the doctor.
If you are getting a doctor you must not give them any leads on anything that doesn't require an Xray eg when pressing and they ask if it hurt say no.
Ofc this wont work if you don't play sports, are a poorcel and are not young.
This may be water and said before, but i haven't seen anyone say this. Sooo... just go ahead and rep
