GTFIH!! I got cat scratch fever from a bear’s cub!!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

So I was out earlier poaching for animals because, well… the fuck you thought would happen if you put a sktizo into the wilderness and tell him, “Free game, baby?”

I scored a litter of bear juvis. So I got my tire iron out, prepared to club the cubs when suddenly one jumped on me and clawed my arm! I felt that I got:



I tossed him into a tree and saw the huge fucking mama bristle up, readying herself for human meat. I grabbed my iron and ran for dear life while screaming like an LGBT member after Trump became president again. But this, king, motherfucker. Not only that, Pope! Booyah. Someone give him the Captain of the Starship Enterprise award, quick!

Welp, time to soak my arm in rubbing alcohol.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Really, I got something on my arm. No, I wasn't clubbing cubs... IT WAS A METAPHOR! But the cat scratch fever is in me. My arm is swelling up... well, not swelling like big lumps but redness as if, it could swell.

 

[Сигма Бой]

Tales from the outer basedment.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Tales from the outer basedment.

Bro, I was out there! I was in the place we "shh" about. The sunlight!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

False alarm. It appears to be only a dog scratch. But it was close to being:

 

[Сигма Бой]

Bro, I was out there! I was in the place we "shh" about. The sunlight!

Ass sed muh basedment's radiated thereof during morning.

 

[bottleofwater]

Teach me your ways, how do I become as creative as you to make these threads no one ever has?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ass sed muh basedment's radiated thereof during morning.

You don't believe that I went outside among the people and sunlight. This is brutal and so sad.

 

[Сигма Бой]

False alarm. It appears to be only a dog scratch. But it was close to being:

Rabbis is extra unpleasing.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Teach me your ways, how do I become as creative as you to make these threads no one ever has?

That wasn't very nice of you, little lady. Apologize, you useless fucking cunt!

 

[Сигма Бой]

You don't believe that I went outside among the people and sunlight. This is brutal and so sad.

Ass nowise asserted dat.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Rabbis is extra unpleasing.

I could feel the zombie rage begging to blossom

 

[Copercel]

So I was out earlier poaching for animals because, well… the fuck you thought would happen if you put a sktizo into the wilderness and tell him, “Free game, baby?”

I scored a litter of bear juvis. So I got my tire iron out, prepared to club the cubs when suddenly one jumped on me and clawed my arm! I felt that I got:



I tossed him into a tree and saw the huge fucking mama bristle up, readying herself for human meat. I grabbed my iron and ran for dear life while screaming like an LGBT member after Trump became president again. But this, king, motherfucker. Not only that, Pope! Booyah. Someone give him the Captain of the Starship Enterprise award, quick!

Welp, time to soak my arm in rubbing alcohol.

You’re weird, I like that.

 

[Сигма Бой]

I could feel the zombie rage begging to blossom

Mouthbreathaz activitiez resemble dose rabbi survivaz

 

[not__cel]

Why do you keep going to the woods man, wouldn’t it be safer to just stay home? Or go to an island

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

This is so fucked up. I almost got the byproduct of rabis called:



Luckily, it was only a dog scratch. But it goes to show you the mean people on this forum (wink-wink.) A foid, disguised as the only thing her tiny brain could create, "a bottle of water," she said, "Teach me your ways, how do I become as creative as you to make these threads no one ever has?" Ouch. Everyone should have these threads inside them. E V E R Y O N E!

Praise the light bulb!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Why do you keep going to the woods man, wouldn’t it be safer to just stay home? Or go to an island

I am T H E W O O D S.

@bottleofwater you do get it, right? you remember, think... remember... useless fucking cunt.... remember? We are all here for one another regardless of how strange and creepy this is.

 

[bottleofwater]

I am T H E W O O D S.

@bottleofwater you do get it, right? you remember, think... remember... useless fucking cunt.... remember? We are all here for one another regardless of how strange and creepy this is.

Dude you're hurting my feelings stop.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Dude you're hurting my feelings stop.

Whoa, that was either disturbing satire or you really do see yourself as top of the totem pole.

Seen what I did there? MIND FUCK

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Teach me your ways, how do I become as creative as you to make these threads no one ever has?

Yesterday, I misread your reply. My apologies. Dealing with daily trolls who jerk off to anime, I got used to smarty-boots known to mock what I ejaculate into this cesspool. Thus, I thought I read SOMETHING ELSE. Ugh, the mind can play tricks on a person drinking whiskey while watching bears out back stare at the house, planning an attack on the kitchen, yikes.

With that said, writing garbage requires a deep will of not giving a fuck about prosperity or needing to please invisible eyes you're wanting to join later. Many of today's writers are frauds. They write according to writing prompts, supplied by DC, mainstream media, Hollywood, and corporations. I write my own fucking prompts.

 

[Jager]

tales from the slums of utter pardesh

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

tales from the slums of utter pardesh

there aren't any bears in India!