[GTFIH MANLETS!]If you can't attract a girlfriend, you're probably not showering enough. I have created an optimal showering strategy for your height.

[MoggedSubhuman]

I wrote a helpful guide to help you figure out optimal showering frequencies for your height:

Height​	Frequency of Shower​
6'5 +​	Showering optional​
6'1 - 6'4​	Once per week​
5'10 - 6'0​	Once per day​
5'7 - 5'9​	Twice per day​
5'6 - 5'8​	Three times a day, but four would be optimal.​
5'5 and Under​	Always be showering. There is never a time where you can not be in a shower. Remain in a permanent state of showering, forever​

If you just follow these simple rules of showering, you will surely, and easily attract a girlfriend.

 

[soapbubble]

is reposting reddit the strat for repfarming

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

is reposting reddit the strat for repfarming

shhh....

 

[xenovia]

Showering once a day seems a bit much no?

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Ok you are actually a fucking delusional bluepilled retard
You have to take a COLD shower and use Tactical Soap.