Gtfih Tell me ways to get a flu so i can stay home from school pls

[d1lurkaa]

Ways I can get sick. Not terminally sick but sick enough where I can stay home from school for a couple of days.

Is there ways to catch a fever or any other minor flus what do I do

Pls dont troll me bro im being deadass I only have 30 mins left

(Don't tell me to just skip the school will ask for $1k if I skip any more for unnecessary reasons)

 

[undo]

Ways I can get sick. Not terminally sick but sick enough where I can stay home from school for a couple of days.

Is there ways to catch a fever or any other minor flus what do I do

Pls dont troll me bro im being deadass I only have 30 mins left

hit ur head against a board and them put warm water on it

this lasts for like 5 hours

then for the temmperature test warm up milk and put the thing inside of it

 

[snuggylion5]

Nigga just skip or go

 

[d1lurkaa]

hit ur head against a board and them put warm water on it

this lasts for like 5 hours

then for the temmperature test warm up milk and put the thing inside of it

Deadass? It'll really last for 5 hours?

 

[undo]

Deadass? It'll really last for 5 hours?

yes

 

[160cmcurry]

Ways I can get sick. Not terminally sick but sick enough where I can stay home from school for a couple of days.

Is there ways to catch a fever or any other minor flus what do I do

Pls dont troll me bro im being deadass I only have 30 mins left

(Don't tell me to just skip the school will ask for $1k if I skip any more for unnecessary reasons)

please don’t hurt yourself

 

[d1lurkaa]

yes

I'm lowkey just going to smash my toe hard until it gets a little swollen then send a Pic to a teacher wish me luck

 

[160cmcurry]

I'm lowkey just going to smash my toe hard until it gets a little swollen then send a Pic to a teacher wish me luck

no wtf

 

[160cmcurry]

just don’t go

 

[d1lurkaa]

no wtf

Imma larp a pic from Pinterest I tried hitting my toe and it hurts so bad

(Not me)

 

[160cmcurry]

Imma larp a pic from Pinterest I tried hitting my toe and it hurts so bad

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(Not me)

they can reverse image search can’t they

 

[160cmcurry]

actually just take the gamble

maybe it’ll work

 

[Frenulum]

maybe just pour vomitlike fluid onto the floor and send a pic of that?

 

[160cmcurry]

hope things turn out better for you though

 

[d1lurkaa]

maybe just pour vomitlike fluid onto the floor and send a pic of that?

That's too disgusting I think I'll get in trouble for that. I've thought of doing so before

 

[d1lurkaa]

hope things turn out better for you though

Thanks ily

 

[Roara]

rub your eyes loads, and also your nose, it'll make them look super sick, also add a bunch of tissues to the background photo jfl

 

[d1lurkaa]

they can reverse image search can’t they

I cropped it and scribbled on it and now it doesn't show up in reverse searches. Does it look obvious?

 

[160cmcurry]

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I cropped it and scribbled on it and now it doesn't show up in reverse searches. Does it look obvious?

nah

just make sure you have multiple back up pics i guess if they ask more

 

[d1lurkaa]

nah

just make sure you have multiple back up pics i guess if they ask more

Wish me luck jfl