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After Bran was anointed king, Sansa congratulated him. "I always knew you would be a great leader one day," she said.
Patting his leg, Bran replied to his sister, "Come sit here, Sansa. I need a word with you."
Skeptically, she obliged and sat on his leg as her eyebrow raised. Bran began, "Tell me in detail about your wedding night with Ramsay. How did it feel? Were you ready? Did you know that would happen? How long did it last? Did you drop a bucket? Where did he... you know... unloaded?"
Bran tapped her nose, "Was it here?" he tapped her lips, "Here?" his eyes went down her neck to her cleavage. "Was it there?"
Sansa welled a tear in her eyes. She said, "Please, I don't want to relive that night."
"I have a better idea."
Bran went back in time with Sansa to that terrible night. Nobody there could see them.
Poor Sansa was shocked that her brother would do such a thing.
Ugh, watching Ramsay break her in, Bran was astounded by the scene.
Patting his leg, Bran replied to his sister, "Come sit here, Sansa. I need a word with you."
Skeptically, she obliged and sat on his leg as her eyebrow raised. Bran began, "Tell me in detail about your wedding night with Ramsay. How did it feel? Were you ready? Did you know that would happen? How long did it last? Did you drop a bucket? Where did he... you know... unloaded?"
Bran tapped her nose, "Was it here?" he tapped her lips, "Here?" his eyes went down her neck to her cleavage. "Was it there?"
Sansa welled a tear in her eyes. She said, "Please, I don't want to relive that night."
"I have a better idea."
Bran went back in time with Sansa to that terrible night. Nobody there could see them.
Poor Sansa was shocked that her brother would do such a thing.
Ugh, watching Ramsay break her in, Bran was astounded by the scene.