You know he's already jerking off to the satellite imagery and projected landfall, sick motherfucker. There's a special cozy little spot for him in Hell.
Indeed. This hooligan has a sick fetish for typhoons and hurricanes!
When he dies, his wishes for his ashes to be tossed into a hurricane will not be granted. Xangsane's urn will be hummed into a trash can instead than urinated on.
First Waffle House in Tallahassee has closed as Helene approaches; others still open
That leaves seven other Waffle Houses in the immediate area open for now, with the company keeping a "wait and see" attitude.www.yahoo.com
Meanwhile, @Xangsane :
Helene looks tasty
I’m Muslim so
She's gonna cause many heartaches, that's for sure.
Too much water is coming.
Helene pussy juices?
But the rain it's been producing in other states will continue for at least a week. Too much rain is never a good thing. Trees tend to fall from saturated areas, not including river flooding. In my speculation, more damage will be done elsewhere than in Florida. But it won't stop them from making Florida a priority for FEMA milk.Tallahassee is 20 miles inland, the Hurricane will be demoted to a Tropical Storm before it reaches Tallahassee. Almost no one lives along the coast in that part of the panhandle because it is muddy marshland. The hurricane, more specifically the resulting FEMA money, will be the best thing to ever happen to Wakulla County.
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Ah, yes, either Africa is creating atmospheric curses using Albino ears and goat testicles, along with the common sacrifice of a Muslim virgin, or the Chinese are modifying the weather again.
About an hour ago an oak tree branch the size of washing machine punctured the roof of my pool enclosure. I can probably remove it myself, but I will need to hire someone to patch the hole.
I didn't know you had a swimming pool back there. Ugh, I have to get out more and meet the neighbors.About an hour ago an oak tree branch the size of washing machine punctured the roof of my pool enclosure. I can probably remove it myself, but I will need to hire someone to patch the hole.
rate helene hurricussyAbout an hour ago an oak tree branch the size of washing machine punctured the roof of my pool enclosure. I can probably remove it myself, but I will need to hire someone to patch the hole.
Power was restored. So many fucking trees. We lost Jose.
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Now down to Chuck, Anya, Olga, Ying, Kristy, Marvin, Sonya, Vicky (ugh, that spruce,) Tonya, William, Arina, Ivan, Danny, Natan, Freddy, Patrick,Jose, Nelson, Justin, Gary, Dave (the tallest of the pines,) Thomas (the midget oak,) Sharon, Terry, Franky, Ian, Bella, Katie, Ruby, Isabella, Daisy, Alice, Zoe, Ella, andBob. Bob just came down. DAMN IT!
First Waffle House in Tallahassee has closed as Helene approaches; others still open
That leaves seven other Waffle Houses in the immediate area open for now, with the company keeping a "wait and see" attitude.
Meanwhile, @Xangsane :
That thing looks like it'll break after ten branches.Jose died with honor on the field of battle. I will memorialize Jose by naming the wood chipper I bought this mourning after Jose. Harbor Freight $130.
Then. Thank you, Granny Grammar.
Ugh, you're welcome.
If I saw this coming... the government saw this coming. Yet, I couldn't do anything about it. But they could have and didn't. That is the real tragedy.
Georgia, North Carolina, and other states are asking "WHERE IS FEMA!!" Well, look at the comment I made above. Florida. Always fucking Florida. Those motherfuckers with their own government ideology have made hurricanes into Big Fucking Business. So big, they OWN FEMA!
