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Meanwhile, @Xangsane :

jerk off tv land GIF by #Impastor
 
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Bell Ringing GIF by American Military University
 
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You know he's already jerking off to the satellite imagery and projected landfall, sick motherfucker. There's a special cozy little spot for him in Hell.
 
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You know he's already jerking off to the satellite imagery and projected landfall, sick motherfucker. There's a special cozy little spot for him in Hell.
Indeed. This hooligan has a sick fetish for typhoons and hurricanes!
 
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Indeed. This hooligan has a sick fetish for typhoons and hurricanes!
When he dies, his wishes for his ashes to be tossed into a hurricane will not be granted. Xangsane's urn will be hummed into a trash can instead than urinated on.
 
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Tallahassee is 20 miles inland, the Hurricane will be demoted to a Tropical Storm before it reaches Tallahassee. Almost no one lives along the coast in that part of the panhandle because it is muddy marshland. The hurricane, more specifically the resulting FEMA money, will be the best thing to ever happen to Wakulla County.
 
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Tallahassee is 20 miles inland, the Hurricane will be demoted to a Tropical Storm before it reaches Tallahassee. Almost no one lives along the coast in that part of the panhandle because it is muddy marshland. The hurricane, more specifically the resulting FEMA money, will be the best thing to ever happen to Wakulla County.
But the rain it's been producing in other states will continue for at least a week. Too much rain is never a good thing. Trees tend to fall from saturated areas, not including river flooding. In my speculation, more damage will be done elsewhere than in Florida. But it won't stop them from making Florida a priority for FEMA milk.
 
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But the rain it's been producing in other states will continue for at least a week. Too much rain is never a good thing. Trees tend to fall from saturated areas, not including river flooding. In my speculation, more damage will be done elsewhere than in Florida. But it won't stop them from making Florida a priority for FEMA milk.
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Trees tend to fall from saturated areas, not including river flooding. In my speculation, more damage will be done elsewhere than in Florida. But it won't stop them from making Florida a priority for FEMA milk.
About an hour ago an oak tree branch the size of washing machine punctured the roof of my pool enclosure. I can probably remove it myself, but I will need to hire someone to patch the hole.
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About an hour ago an oak tree branch the size of washing machine punctured the roof of my pool enclosure. I can probably remove it myself, but I will need to hire someone to patch the hole.
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I didn't know you had a swimming pool back there. Ugh, I have to get out more and meet the neighbors.

So far, only leaves and small branches over here but I'm convinced Pennington Electro-Nectar is drugging the hummingbirds. Those little hyper motherfuckers are fighting gale-force winds for that nectar with electrolytes, bird's meth?

Not sure how long I'll have power though. The trees are seriously bending.
 
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Lights flickering. Oh fuck.

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Power was restored. So many fucking trees. We lost Jose.

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Fireword motherfucker


Now down to Chuck, Anya, Olga, Ying, Kristy, Marvin, Sonya, Vicky (ugh, that spruce,) Tonya, William, Arina, Ivan, Danny, Natan, Freddy, Patrick, Jose, Nelson, Justin, Gary, Dave (the tallest of the pines,) Thomas (the midget oak,) Sharon, Terry, Franky, Ian, Bella, Katie, Ruby, Isabella, Daisy, Alice, Zoe, Ella, and Bob. Bob just came down. DAMN IT!
 
The Weeping Willows did poorly during the storm. Three didn't make it down the windy road of this mountain. What's odd, when you drive to the bottom, the winds aren't so intense. But when you come up here, gale-force Jupiter moon winds. Luckily, the sheaf of trees held their ground... except for Jose and Bob. Rest in pieces.

Four hours ago, I felt a tree would crash into us. The winds were as strong as an Earth's cat one. But right now, breezy sunshine. Strange planet this is. I rather be back on Ryeson Patty. Now that's a fucking planet. The highest mountain peak reaches orbit. You can literally climb into space but watch out for the brackish ash cream. That can cause rashes and lead to nausea and body aches, especially if it gets inside your mouth. That's why you always wear a hawsheen. As the saying goes, "Wanna hurt for five weens, don't wear a hawsheen." Brutal homesickness is real.

ween - a Ryeson Patty day (37 hours 133-minute cycle).

Ryeson Patty hour - 314 minutes.

Ryeson Patty minute - 48 seconds.

hawsheen - none of your fucking business, parasites!

Ryeson Patty's location - none of your concern.
 
Jose died with honor on the field of battle. I will memorialize Jose by naming the wood chipper I bought this mourning after Jose. Harbor Freight $130.
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About an hour ago an oak tree branch the size of washing machine punctured the roof of my pool enclosure. I can probably remove it myself, but I will need to hire someone to patch the hole.
cZzamD2.jpg
rate helene hurricussy
 
Power was restored. So many fucking trees. We lost Jose.

Sad Doctor Who GIF

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Now down to Chuck, Anya, Olga, Ying, Kristy, Marvin, Sonya, Vicky (ugh, that spruce,) Tonya, William, Arina, Ivan, Danny, Natan, Freddy, Patrick, Jose, Nelson, Justin, Gary, Dave (the tallest of the pines,) Thomas (the midget oak,) Sharon, Terry, Franky, Ian, Bella, Katie, Ruby, Isabella, Daisy, Alice, Zoe, Ella, and Bob. Bob just came down. DAMN IT!
rate helene hurricussy
 
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Jose died with honor on the field of battle. I will memorialize Jose by naming the wood chipper I bought this mourning after Jose. Harbor Freight $130.
4OBdpzO.jpg
That thing looks like it'll break after ten branches.
 
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When he dies, his wishes for his ashes to be tossed into a hurricane will not be granted. Xangsane's urn will be hummed into a trash can instead than urinated on.
Then*
 
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But the rain it's been producing in other states will continue for at least a week. Too much rain is never a good thing. Trees tend to fall from saturated areas, not including river flooding. In my speculation, more damage will be done elsewhere than in Florida. But it won't stop them from making Florida a priority for FEMA milk.
Georgia, North Carolina, and other states are asking "WHERE IS FEMA!!" Well, look at the comment I made above. Florida. Always fucking Florida. Those motherfuckers with their own government ideology have made hurricanes into Big Fucking Business. So big, they OWN FEMA!
 

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