GTFIH WHAT IS THE BEST EXCUSE TO SKIP SCHOOL WHAT TO SAY TO PARENTS

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im thinking of saying i just slept in please someone help what else can i add to this


do i tell them the truth? assignments are overdue i am overwhelmed
 
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You’re not finding the answer deep down in there son
 
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im thinking of saying i just slept in please someone help what else can i add to this


do i tell them the truth? assignments are overdue i am overwhelmed
Just go to school, brother… Or, yeah, say you're sick! If your parents press the issue further, then just man up and go to school. Or just lie and don't go.

The best way, though, is to have immigrant parents and be born in a Western country. They are less likely to be up to date with things like emails from the school, etc. As well as being in the west, the punishment for skipping is very lenient. You basically have to actively try to fail if you don't want to graduate.
 
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You’re not finding the answer deep down in there son
HRLP ME BUMP PLS SOMEONE HELP :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswah:
 
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Showing up is better, means you won’t fall even further behind on assignments kid
 
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Showing up is better, means you won’t fall even further behind on assignments kid
they give work completion notice its an assessment IDK ITS TOO FKIN LATE ITS 9:23 IM JUST GONNA STAY HOME
 
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they give work completion notice its an assessment IDK ITS TOO FKIN LATE ITS 9:23 IM JUST GONNA STAY HOME
Do what you think is best, but most of the time it’s better to show up and give it a go rather than run from problems!
 
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Do what you think is best, but most of the time it’s better to show up and give it a go rather than run from problems!
WELL IM GONNA DO THE ASSIGNMENTS AT HOME RIGHT NOW BUT STILL i think my family standing will go down in the negatives its like they have a reputation meter
 
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im thinking of saying i just slept in please someone help what else can i add to this


do i tell them the truth? assignments are overdue i am overwhelmed
i once poured oj and oats and milk into the toilet and some spit too to make it seem really realistic as well. told my parents i’d spewed and they fell for it. my advice is make fake sick in the toilet
 
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i once poured oj and oats and milk into the toilet and some spit too to make it seem really realistic as well. told my parents i’d spewed and they fell for it. my advice is make fake sick in the toilet
I MIGHT HAVE TO TRY THIS
 
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Just go to school, brother… Or, yeah, say you're sick! If your parents press the issue further, then just man up and go to school. Or just lie and don't go.

The best way, though, is to have immigrant parents and be born in a Western country. They are less likely to be up to date with things like emails from the school, etc. As well as being in the west, the punishment for skipping is very lenient. You basically have to actively try to fail if you don't want to graduate.
if my patents get an email about an assignment ill just come clean but they are really strict and on my case

i wish my parents were like that sometimes its too much:feelswhy:
 
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I MIGHT HAVE TO TRY THIS
go for it, if your privileged enough to have a toilet that’s downstairs or farther away from your parents bedroom than use that if possible - if it’s downstairs say you went down for a drink cause you were thirsty and dizzy etc. i’d recommend doing this because if you mess up and it looks really unrealistic you can flush it down without having the high possibility of awakening your parents which you would have using the toilet closest to your parents room
 
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go for it, if your privileged enough to have a toilet that’s downstairs or farther away from your parents bedroom than use that if possible - if it’s downstairs say you went down for a drink cause you were thirsty and dizzy etc. i’d recommend doing this because if you mess up and it looks really unrealistic you can flush it down without having the high possibility of awakening your parents which you would have using the toilet closest to your parents room
my parents have already left for work its possible, i was already sick for a couple weeks before idk if its worth doubling down tho ill save this for later i think
 
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my parents have already left for work its possible, i was already sick for a couple weeks before idk if its worth doubling down tho ill save this for later i think
okay, well good luck bhai
 
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Put your head on something hot like a lightbulb to fake fever, a lava lamp is perfect for this
 
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im thinking of saying i just slept in please someone help what else can i add to this


do i tell them the truth? assignments are overdue i am overwhelme
Middle school stories.
 
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ah that does work but then the thermometer debunks you
No nigga the plan is designed to fool thermometers, the heat stays there and is registered like normal
 
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