whiskers52
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@Gudlifer: professional voice call lurker certified mic avoidant bitch
he always joins the voice call. every single time. he shows up in the participant list like hes ready. hell sit there for the whole session. but the second anyone expects him to actually use his voice? mic stays off. permanently. he treats the push to talk button like its radioactive.
instead of speaking like a normal human being in a voice chat, he just texts his replies in the chat. people are talking, laughing, arguing, whatever and gudlifers over here typing lmao or true or some one word answer while everyone else is using their actual mouths. its the ultimate half ass participation. hes present enough to not get called out for ghosting, but too much of a bitch to commit to the full experience of talking.
its not even that his mic is broken. its a lifestyle. he joins knowing full well hes going to stay muted and force the entire call to accommodate his texting. maximum presence, minimum effort, pure bitch energy.
thats the gudlifer special: joins every call, never talks, texts like its a discord text channel, and somehow still expects to be treated like a full participant. absolute menace.
he always joins the voice call. every single time. he shows up in the participant list like hes ready. hell sit there for the whole session. but the second anyone expects him to actually use his voice? mic stays off. permanently. he treats the push to talk button like its radioactive.
instead of speaking like a normal human being in a voice chat, he just texts his replies in the chat. people are talking, laughing, arguing, whatever and gudlifers over here typing lmao or true or some one word answer while everyone else is using their actual mouths. its the ultimate half ass participation. hes present enough to not get called out for ghosting, but too much of a bitch to commit to the full experience of talking.
its not even that his mic is broken. its a lifestyle. he joins knowing full well hes going to stay muted and force the entire call to accommodate his texting. maximum presence, minimum effort, pure bitch energy.
thats the gudlifer special: joins every call, never talks, texts like its a discord text channel, and somehow still expects to be treated like a full participant. absolute menace.
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