guess the footballer

[acm]

Riddle riddle

I smoke weed.

I told Rabiot, "Speak now, bitch."

I told my coach, "Shut up."

I told Ramos to "like this one too clown."

I unfollowed Messi.

My gf cheated on me at 16

I'm currently dating an OnlyFans pornstar older than my mom.

I am an overrated statpadder with only good PR, yet I still have ego.

Whenever I underperform, Varca fans use my age as an excuse to why.

Whenever I have a decent game, Varca fans use my age as an antithetical way to praise me.


Who am I?

 

[sandro]

 

[sandro]

hes top 3 players rn btw don't be a hater

 

[asdvek]

gavi

 

[acm]

hes top 3 players rn btw don't be a hater

I hate varca and our mystery player (DONT SPOIL!!!!!!). Demebele, raphina, turtle and maybe Salah are better

 

[asdvek]

Why did u laugh faggot its not gavi?

 

[ropemax]

ronaldo

 

[acm]

Why did u laugh faggot its not gavi?

No good guess

its an attacking player for varcaaaa

 

[asdvek]

No good guess

its an attacking player for varcaaaa

Yamal?

 

[acm]

Yamal?

DING DING DING

 

[asdvek]

DING DING DING

My ball knowledge insane hahahhhhhhhhhh

Might have been neymar too ngl