KellSS
KellS The Chad If I Larp
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GUIDE FOR GOONING
INTRODUCTION
Today Im gonna do a thread on technique to goon where etc etc
WHERE TO GOON AND HOW
SO where to goon if your parent are here , very simple , Go to the bathroom and close the door, then start massaging your penis. It should be hard afterward. Then, how
do you make it feel good? If you have a mirror, take it with you and jerk off.It'll be better than just staring at your shitty little dick. Don't hang anything up, otherwise it'll
make too much noise and your parents will catch you if they go shopping or anywhere else. You could watch porn, use a VPN because your Wi-Fi provider can see your
history even if you're in private browsing mode, and also your Wi-Fi provider can't tell your parents or anything And they only see the domain name, not what you do on
it. For example, they can see that you're on looksmax.org, but since it's https Your Wi-Fi provider can't see the pages or threads you're viewing, and if you have a VPN, it
just won't see the website's domain, which is, for example, pornhub.com or xnxx. Jfl , Getting back to our topic, if you're alone, put the keys in your door; if they're just
going to take out the trash, don't masturbate in the middle of the living room; there's a technique: put two cushions together. And put your dick between the two
cushions and go for it, this technique is a bit exhausting, if you masturbate in a clean place take tissues and lube it will be very satisfying, if you don't have Use cream,
take your saliva and a tissue to prevent your sperm from getting on your couch, and there's also a technique which is to put Vaseline on your penis, I don't recommend
it at all. If you have the budget and 18+ Just go to the whore and get a blowjob, nothing more, and if you're a slut, just ask the service lady and that's it
