n0rthface
CHOOSE LIFE
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when I first started driving, I was a little sissy bitch. I drove a rusty hatchback that would constantly stall on me. I was afraid of the road, I would be sweating like a little runt just driving to the supermarket, it was like I had a little tight wet pussy in between my legs.
Well, that’s not me anymore. I’ve figured out a way to completely cure my road anxiety. Drunk driving, Just be drunk every time you drive. I swear to god, I’ve grown thick chest hair ever since I started driving with my bladder full of liquid.
I make sure to keep a bottle of whisky every time I get in my car, it’s also handy to smoke a dozen cigarettes while on the road. Pretty much 24/7 I stink of cigarettes, whisky and cheap cologne. Just last week I cut off some stupid fat bitch she crashed into a wall and broke her leg, I didn’t give a fuck I just drove off laughing like a alpha beast.
Hope this helps some of you learner drivers
Well, that’s not me anymore. I’ve figured out a way to completely cure my road anxiety. Drunk driving, Just be drunk every time you drive. I swear to god, I’ve grown thick chest hair ever since I started driving with my bladder full of liquid.
I make sure to keep a bottle of whisky every time I get in my car, it’s also handy to smoke a dozen cigarettes while on the road. Pretty much 24/7 I stink of cigarettes, whisky and cheap cologne. Just last week I cut off some stupid fat bitch she crashed into a wall and broke her leg, I didn’t give a fuck I just drove off laughing like a alpha beast.
Hope this helps some of you learner drivers