[GUIDE] HOW TO LEARN JAPANESE 日本語 - HIGH IQ THREAD

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YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU WANT TO GEOMAX IN JAPAN. WHY? BECAUSE NO JAPANESE SPEAKS ENGLISH, AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY OSTRACIZED AND MOCKED.
"Estimates vary, but most surveys show that less than 20% of the Japanese population speaks English. The 2023 English Proficiency Index ranks Japan 87th out of 113 countries, and 15th in Asia."

THAT SAID, WE CAN START WITH THE GUIDE :

1. WATCH LOADS OF ANIME WITH SUBS.
This will be your bread and butter. When you find yourself able to pick up words like "sugoi" and "onichan" you're halfway there!
Tip: Make sure to pay the most attention to the subtitles. Your brain will naturally pick up the words.
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2. SKIP KANJI.
You need to know over 3,000 of them just to be considered "literate". (VERY few Japanese even know them.) In addition, they have many pronunciations. IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FOREIGNER.
Tip: Due to Japan's illiteracy rate after WWII, the British began phasing out kanji. In a few years it will be pointless to know any. In Korea, they've already advanced past its use.
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3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.
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In closing: If you're doing poorly, don't be discouraged and beat yourself up over it. It's been proven that older people have a very difficult time learning a second language. 90% of those who do speak a second language do so before age 12. This is why older immigrants become shut-ins and depend on their children so much.

BY DOING THIS YOU CAN REACH JLPT N6 IN 12 MONTHS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR JAPANESE SKILLS.
Wakarimashta
 
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Oh yes, one more thing I forgot to mention IN INFORMAL CONVERSATIONS JAPANESE PEOPLE GET RID OF PARTICLES WHEN THEY TALK.

SO UNLESS YOU READ THE NEWSPAPERS YOU'LL HARDLY COME ACROSS ANY PARTICLES AT ALL.

NO NEED TO LEARN THEM.
 
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Super guide!
 
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Oh yes, one more thing I forgot to mention IN INFORMAL CONVERSATIONS JAPANESE PEOPLE GET RID OF PARTICLES WHEN THEY TALK.

SO UNLESS YOU READ THE NEWSPAPERS YOU'LL HARDLY COME ACROSS ANY PARTICLES AT ALL.

NO NEED TO LEARN THEM.
That's what my japanese teacher said. they drop the desu and shit
 
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That's what my japanese teacher said. they drop the desu and shit
THEY DROP EVERYTHING. SOMETIMES THEY'LL LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY MEAN BY THE CONTEXT.
 
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THEY DROP EVERYTHING. SOMETIMES THEY'LL LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY MEAN BY THE CONTEXT.
Hai Nagasaki chan! Nanking hentai banzai! Ya ta!
 
Contrary to popular belief, I do not jerk off to hentai and only sometimes do I check out JAV. :ogre: The pixels have ruined it for me.
Worst porn on earth
Always cuck pov, small dicked ricecels who cant fuck, weird camera shit where they zoom into the ricecels face when hes batukam, weird noises, CENSORED
 
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@Gengar @Rea I'm gonna add masu to the end of every sentance so hoes know i'm intellectual.
 
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Hai Nagasaki chan! Ninking hentai banzai! Ya ta!
THAT'S WHY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LEARN OR MASTER JAPANESE AS A FOREIGNER


YOU NEED A CONTEXT FOR EVERYTHING

RIGHT HERE, YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE WONDERING WHAT'S FOR DINNER BY LOOKING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES:
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Worst porn on earth
Always cuck pov, small dicked ricecels who cant fuck, weird camera shit where they zoom into the ricecels face when hes batukam, weird noises, CENSORED
When I do watch JAV, it's always without the sound on. :ROFLMAO:
 
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@Gengar @Rea I'm gonna add masu to the end of every sentance so hoes know i'm intellectual.
USELESS AS FUCK UNLESS YOU'RE TAKING A JOB INTERVIEW

JUST ADD "ETOO" AND "DESS" AFTER EACH SENTENCE AND YOU'RE GOOD.
 
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黒人がすきじゃない

:smonk:

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Worst porn on earth
Always cuck pov, small dicked ricecels who cant fuck, weird camera shit where they zoom into the ricecels face when hes batukam, weird noises, CENSORED
True. JAV is dogshit
 
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THAT'S WHY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LEARN OR MASTER JAPANESE AS A FOREIGNER


YOU NEED A CONTEXT FOR EVERYTHING

RIGHT HERE, YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE WONDERING WHAT'S FOR DINNER BY LOOKING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES: View attachment 3041043
Looks like a station bento box to me. :Comfy:
 
YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST LEARN JAPANESE IF YOU WANT TO GEOMAX IN JAPAN. WHY? BECAUSE NO JAPANESE SPEAKS ENGLISH, AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY OSTRACIZED AND MOCKED.
"Estimates vary, but most surveys show that less than 20% of the Japanese population speaks English. The 2023 English Proficiency Index ranks Japan 87th out of 113 countries, and 15th in Asia."

THAT SAID, WE CAN START WITH THE GUIDE :

1. WATCH LOADS OF ANIME WITH SUBS.
This will be your bread and butter. When you find yourself able to pick up words like "sugoi" and "onichan" you're halfway there!
Tip: Make sure to pay the most attention to the subtitles. Your brain will naturally pick up the words.
JX42iM6.jpeg


2. SKIP KANJI.
You need to know over 3,000 of them just to be considered "literate". (VERY few Japanese even know them.) In addition, they have many pronunciations. IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FOREIGNER.
Tip: Due to Japan's illiteracy rate after WWII, the British began phasing out kanji. In a few years it will be pointless to know any. In Korea, they've already advanced past its use.
7cVeAhZ.png


3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.
7YDMS68.png


In closing: If you're doing poorly, don't be discouraged and beat yourself up over it. It's been proven that older people have a very difficult time learning a second language. 90% of those who do speak a second language do so before age 12. This is why older immigrants become shut-ins and depend on their children so much.

BY DOING THIS YOU CAN REACH JLPT N6 IN 12 MONTHS AND MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR JAPANESE SKILLS.
Absolutely shit thread. DNR a single molecule of that gigaessay
 
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イキスギィ!ンアー!! 枕がでかすぎる
No Japanese would understand what you have written, so please reformulate your sentence using romaji
 
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No Japanese would understand what you have written, so please reformulate your sentence using romaji
only elderly japanese use romanji

Millennials and zoomers use Runes
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クソ売春婦にセックスと死、これを読んだらあなたはオカマだ:aheago:
 
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Bump, AMA.
 

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