Guide on how to NEVER get Mogged in your entire life (new Larp GTFIH)

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1) begin the most sophisticated larp campaign to EVERYBODY you know. Start larping and lying ESPECIALLY to your closest friends before fully cutting them off. Make sure to LARP brutally (start off larping slowly then increase the larp as we go on). So larp you just got a stacy gf, 1000 tinder slays, won 10k on sports betting etc

2) distance yourself from EVERYONE you know to be able to larp more. Increase the larp: now you're doing some of the larping shit niggas do on IG. Designer, reps, occasional good destinations, kinda rich cars etc

3) once you've made sure you've larped to EVERYONE and fucked off EVERYONE, cut them all off (final stage) and turn the larp up to 100. Im talking dubai pics and shopify sales pics, etc.

4) once you've ascended to larping heaven and no one that knows you ever sees you anymore (would break the heavenly larp image and expose the unmoggable larp) FAKE your own DEATH so that they can never ever say they've ever mogged you in this lifetime

5) Once you're dead in the eyes of the government you can restart in the siberian tundras with a new identity and you would have NEVER EVER GOTTEN MOGGED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

I call this method "the rapture"

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(larping heaven - visualized. At the top you have fake dubai, airbnbs, shopify sales etc. at the bottom, you have the normal regular goyim who you cut off so you can eternally mog them)

You're welcome for the guide
 
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Larping :no:
Isolating urself a becoming depressed :yes:
 
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Larping :no:
Isolating urself a becoming depressed :yes:
Trading utter isolation for utter mogging :yes:

when you're getting brutally mogged just disappear into nothing but larp on the way out

technically you can keep everyone at a moderate distance and moderately larp and mog too, this was just satire
 
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BOTB candidate:lul:
 
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amazing work, are you selling a course?
 
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just disappear into nothingness and become an isolated obsessed crazed lunatic theory but at least you've mogged everyone and nobody mogs you anymore, bruuutal

 

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