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1. talk to a few girls and ask them for their numbers. or if a girl gives you IOI approach

2. once you have gotten some numbers invite one to (pizza, coffee, gym, movie at your place)

3. invite her over to your house either on the same day as the meet up or on a second day (your choice) and smash
 
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1. Where do i meet girls?
2 and 3. I cant because i live with my parents.
 
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Literally just be NT, tall and above average. THAT’S LITERALLY IT. No betabuxxing, no emotional tampon, NOTHING. 15 year old aspies here really believe you have to be at least 6PSL to slay.
 
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just be a curry theory they are gods am i even worthy enough to be their slave?
 
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Step 1. Be curry

and that's all you need
 
Guide to get laid: Have a foreskin
 
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Don't have to do this. Girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to hang out at dominoes, rejected her and told her "Dominoes tastes like trash." She laughed at what I said admiring my low-inhibness. True story btw.
 
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bpdandectasy said:
Don't have to do this. Girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to hang out at dominoes, rejected her and told her "Dominoes tastes like trash." She laughed at what I said admiring my low-inhibness. True story btw.
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where did she approach you chad?
 
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streege said:
true. have a unbeliever foreskin.
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I believe in God but i still have a forekskin. I would rather not get circumcised ngl
 
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Krezo said:
I believe in God but i still have a forekskin. I would rather not get circumcised ngl
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i Guess i hadn't the choice. but i don't regret. at your age i wouldn't do it too since it hurts.
 
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Htobrother said:
1. talk to a few girls and ask them for their numbers. or if a girl gives you IOI approach

2. once you have gotten some numbers invite one to (pizza, coffee, gym, movie at your place)

3. invite her over to your house either on the same day as the meet up or on a second day (your choice) and smash
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What kind of IOI
 
Step 4.Proceeded to disappoint her with your micro penis.
 
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Greeicy said:
Literally just be NT, tall and above average. THAT’S LITERALLY IT. No betabuxxing, no emotional tampon, NOTHING. 15 year old aspies here really believe you have to be at least 6PSL to slay.
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What does NT stand for
 
Does this work if I'm a short ugly deformed Indian?
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What does NT stand for
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Neurotypical, your social skills and awareness basically
 
none of this works when gook 19 is still active smh
 
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bpdandectasy said:
Don't have to do this. Girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to hang out at dominoes, rejected her and told her "Dominoes tastes like trash." She laughed at what I said admiring my low-inhibness. True story btw.
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Is it common for attractive people to get asked out by girls? I have never gotten this tbh
 
0. Be good looking
 
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Greeicy said:
Literally just be NT, tall and above average. THAT’S LITERALLY IT. No betabuxxing, no emotional tampon, NOTHING. 15 year old aspies here really believe you have to be at least 6PSL to slay.
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YES if you don't want to get pity-fucked by a subhuman landwhale
 
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Htobrother said:
Examples: Indicator of interest
she smiles at you
gives you looks or stares holds eyecontact checks you out etc.
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I don't think that's enough tbh. Those signs can be misleading.
 
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