GUIDE: WHERE TO HAVE SEX IF YOU LIVE WITH PARENTS

[CelestialEmpire]

1. Rent a UHaul van and use the back section with no windows ($$)
2. Park on the very top floor of a empty parking lot late at night (top choice IMO)
3. Park at some random forest trail in middle of nowhere at night (feels scary)
4. Check into a shitty motel ($$$)
5. Your garage/shed if detached from main house (still kinda risky)
6. Public family washrooms sick:)

Credentials: 6'5.5 WASP Chadlite with 30+ slays who did what he had to when he was in high school and living at home, rn I live with roommates in college so I can just have sex in my own bed

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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[genetically fucked]

Bumping a guide that nobody will use btw

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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[Deleted member 203845]

Dnr

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Bumping a guide that nobody will use btw

htn+ can use

 

[Insomnia]

Someone fucked a woman in each and everyone of these locations and we’ll die khhv

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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[BigBallsLarry]

when my parents were home we just fucked non aggressively and i held her mouth shut or pushed it into the pillow.

fortunately i moved out pretty quick so we only had to do it a few times.

 

[Insomnia]

when my parents were home we just fucked non aggressively and i held her mouth shut or pushed it into the pillow.

fortunately i moved out pretty quick so we only had to do it a few times.

 

[medddrop]

when my parents were home we just fucked non aggressively and i held her mouth shut or pushed it into the pillow.

fortunately i moved out pretty quick so we only had to do it a few times.

larp. If they already let her in the house they know what would happen so wouldn’t mind it.

 

[Deleted member 192735]

My room is on the third floor so we can fuck and I don't think my parents can hear
She still has to sneak in though

 

[BigBallsLarry]

larp. If they already let her in the house they know what would happen so wouldn’t mind it.

that would explain why we never got caught then

 

[Noesis]

They would pay for the condoms and leave the house for 3 days

 

[PrettyLights]

The closet

 

[BadLuck7892]

From the ages of 21-23, I lived with my parents in a mansion.

When my parents and brother were home, my then-girlfriend sucked my dick in one of the multiple guest bedrooms. No one in my family ever found out.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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[Foreverbrad]

Imagine being able to afford a car in 2025

 

[Hexxon]

1. Rent a UHaul van and use the back section with no windows ($$)
2. Park on the very top floor of a empty parking lot late at night (top choice IMO)
3. Park at some random forest trail in middle of nowhere at night (feels scary)
4. Check into a shitty motel ($$$)
5. Your garage/shed if detached from main house (still kinda risky)
6. Public family washrooms sick:)

Credentials: 6'5.5 WASP Chadlite with 30+ slays who did what he had to when he was in high school and living at home, rn I live with roommates in college so I can just have sex in my own bed

issue w most of this stuff is its too obvious ur trynna do that if u bring them to any of those spots (apart from maybe the car ones), if u have a house u can bring them there to watch stuff or whatever. u can have sex there but my best spot so far to get head or wtv is a cinema ideally that has sofas for a shit movie thats almost out of cinema so there's not many people there

 

[Mumbai_HTN]

moving out as soon as im 18 even tho i dont slay

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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[Excalifer]

1. Rent a UHaul van and use the back section with no windows ($$)
2. Park on the very top floor of a empty parking lot late at night (top choice IMO)
3. Park at some random forest trail in middle of nowhere at night (feels scary)
4. Check into a shitty motel ($$$)
5. Your garage/shed if detached from main house (still kinda risky)
6. Public family washrooms sick:)

Credentials: 6'5.5 WASP Chadlite with 30+ slays who did what he had to when he was in high school and living at home, rn I live with roommates in college so I can just have sex in my own bed

Just lock ur door? Always works for me

 

[krieg]

Yes bro you’re 6’6 slayer chadlite yes WE will all be taking this advice

 

[stonecold trucel]

ok

 

[Deleted member 104510]

I fuck them on my yacht, but okay

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Just lock ur door? Always works for me

"son why are there womens shoes at the front door and your bed is squeaking btw"

 

[Excalifer]

"son why are there womens shoes at the front door and your bed is squeaking btw"

My parents know and have for a long time so its pretty easy for me