Guy blows his face off with a shotgun just to end up living a worse life

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Would've been so much better if he succeeded. Imagine looking like a muppet for the rest of your life. I get nauseous just looking at his face.
 
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Still mogs me.
 
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Try Again Diane Keaton GIF by Poms
 
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Insanely sad. I wished the gun worked
 
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Would've been so much better if he succeeded. Imagine looking like a muppet for the rest of your life. I get nauseous just looking at his face.

im crying why does this nigga look like a thumb poor fucking dude ngl just proves it could always be worse
 
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Mental retardation as well. You're supposed to tilt the damn barrel so it liquifies your brain, not put it underneath your jaw so you can vaporize your face. Of course that won't kill you.
 
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Mental retardation as well. You're supposed to tilt the damn barrel so it liquifies your brain, not put it underneath your jaw so you can vaporize your face. Of course that won't kill you.
Or put the barrel in ur mouth upwards im pretty sure
 
Or put the barrel in ur mouth upwards im pretty sure
It's far more efficient to do inside the mouth, last thing you'd want is to slow the bullet down by making it go through the jaw and roof of the mouth, or have it ricochet inside your head.
 
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He should reload the shotgun again.
 
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Because he looks like a fucking swamp creature? Literally nothing about him looks human anymore, there's absolutely no reason for him to exist at this point and he'd be better off dead.
 
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Because he looks like a fucking swamp creature? Literally nothing about him looks human anymore, there's absolutely no reason for him to exist at this point and he'd be better off dead.
It makes me sad to think of that. I see your opinion and I do think its valid. Idk what made him want to do that to himself. Just makes my world view a lot more bleaker :(
 
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"this guy will live a worse life than quite literally anyone else on the planet but hey- at least we saved him! im sure hes grateful for his now even worse life."
 
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Holy Shit if that was me id try a second time
What the fuck
 
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Would've been so much better if he succeeded. Imagine looking like a muppet for the rest of your life. I get nauseous just looking at his face.

I have a theory about human brains, and someone like him being in that position in life, would cause the brain’s plasticity to adapt to a new idea of “happiness” by lowering its baseline levels. It’s a real mechanism of our body, and within that context would mean his brain releases the same “feel good” chemicals for things that don’t revolve around dating or reproducing. Hopefully that’s the case for him, otherwise I’m not sure how I would cope in that position. I’d imagine he’s banned from buying shotguns again though.
 
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Would've been so much better if he succeeded. Imagine looking like a muppet for the rest of your life. I get nauseous just looking at his face.

what a dumbass
 
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"this guy will live a worse life than quite literally anyone else on the planet but hey- at least we saved him! im sure hes grateful for his now even worse life."
They did all that for what man. If someone attempts suicide and is still alive by the time EMS shows up, they should be given a lethal dose of narcotics. Waste of resources to clean up that mess.
 
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better than being dead
 


Would've been so much better if he succeeded. Imagine looking like a muppet for the rest of your life. I get nauseous just looking at his face.

he only survived by the grace of God because of his prayer.
 
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I’d imagine he’s banned from buying shotguns again though.
That'd be criminal. You deserve a second chance of deleting yourself especially if your face was reduced to this nonsense against your will.
 
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They did all that for what man. If someone attempts suicide and is still alive by the time EMS shows up, they should be given a lethal dose of narcotics. Waste of resources to clean up that mess.
its bc of the bs muh keep alive at all costs rubbish they have to take an oath by. realistically, even they dont wanna do that to him; they know they made his life even worse than it was and the most horrific part, hes now utterly dependant for life. he can say goodbye to ever feeling the sweet relief of death by his own hand.
 
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Would've been so much better if he succeeded. Imagine looking like a muppet for the rest of your life. I get nauseous just looking at his face.

Why doesn't he go for round 2 now he has even more reason.
 
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If this is what Gods grace looks like, I'd sure hate to see him when he's pissed off.
true if you read the old testmeant you don't play around with God's wrath
 
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That'd be criminal. You deserve a second chance of deleting yourself especially if your face was reduced to this nonsense against your will.
Can’t argue there, not sure I’d be able cope in this position unless I moved to a remote island without any other humans around to live out the rest of my days.

Would be cage if a water puddle’s reflection was the reason they found my corpse after committing.
 
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Mental retardation as well. You're supposed to tilt the damn barrel so it liquifies your brain, not put it underneath your jaw so you can vaporize your face. Of course that won't kill you.
He is pretty well spoken considering he blasted his face off
 
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He is pretty well spoken considering he blasted his face off
He sounds like one of those retards in the big motorized wheelchairs that have the iPads which speak on their behalf.
 
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I can believe everything except his dead lifting 400 lbs. Has to be AI.
 
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