Guy died with a boner so big they cant close the casket.

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You are all cockologist's. So how big do you estimate this guy to be?

 
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what a chad
 
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enough internet for today
 
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BBC bvll mogger of small dick white boomers
 
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Impossible, you can’t have a dick that big, average dick size is 5 inches :soy:
 
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imagine dickmogging alive people while being DEAD
 
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JFL must be atleast 10 inches
 
Where do you find this shit you degen
 
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what the fuck :lul: :lul: :lul:

that thing is really fucking long, like 8-9 " or maybe even more
 
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Why tf are these fags so excited 😂 niggas are literally almost cumming rubbing his face and touching his dick

Some @Beastimmung and @Reformed type ahit
 
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good user @cyptoplasm
 
 
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nigga definitely hung weights from his cock
 
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what the fuck :lul: :lul: :lul:

that thing is really fucking long, like 8-9 " or maybe even more
Nigga has to be a foid how can u say that is 8 inches have u ever seen 8 inches? That dick is at least 11
 
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Someone post again the link isn't working
 
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mogging niggas even after death
 
High t mogger.
 
Everyday I feel worse about myself. I have not a shred of self confidence anymore.
 
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This guy is holding a dildo. :lul:

It’s physically impossible to be dead and have a boner because you need blood flow. People who are dead have decreased blood flow, thus boners aren’t possible.
 
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What an absolute mogger. I guess theyll have to bury him 7ft under instead of 6ft.
 
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This guy is holding a dildo. :lul:

It’s physically impossible to be dead and have a boner because you need blood flow. People who are dead have decreased blood flow, thus boners aren’t possible.
It’s rigor mortis
 
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you can see the dildo's balls. jfl at those who fell for this
 
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This guy is holding a dildo. :lul:

It’s physically impossible to be dead and have a boner because you need blood flow. People who are dead have decreased blood flow, thus boners aren’t possible.
That's the motherfucking cockologist right there.
 
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power of bbc
 
This guy is holding a dildo. :lul:

It’s physically impossible to be dead and have a boner because you need blood flow. People who are dead have decreased blood flow, thus boners aren’t possible.
Nice, didn’t think about it. You really deserve your title.
 
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Nice, didn’t think about it. You really deserve your title.
Thanks bhai.
It’s rigor mortis
Cope

Very minimal chances of happening IRL.

“Post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of men who have been executed, particularly by hanging.”

I highly doubt that old nigga in the video got executed that way. It’s just a joke video.
 
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