guys help me, this girl is shit testing me

[UglyGod360]

since u guys are such good texters, help me make up a good response to this foid i'm tryna fuck, i think she sensed something I shouldn't have said I missed her, also the meet up date I suggested was way too short notice.

I basically asked her if she was working the 19th, then when she asked what for I bluffed and said Halloween but I didn't know she was talking about the premise of the first text..

HELP ME BOYOS

 

[UglyGod360]

i'm at a loss of words

 

[Deleted member 21863]

for the r/inceltear meetup yakhi

 

[Enfant terrible]

talking face to face is so much better

 

[IWILLMAKEIT]

if she's asking you why you guys should hang out its already over
cause if she likes you she doesn't need a reason

 

[UglyGod360]

u

if she's asking you why you guys should hang out its already over
cause if she likes you she doesn't need a reason

u fucking dumbass, it's not over, she just is suspicious because i wanted to meet up on such short notice, did u not read the part where i said i asked her on a date rlly short notice? dumbass

 

[IWILLMAKEIT]

u

u fucking dumbass, it's not over, she just is suspicious because i wanted to meet up on such short notice, did u not read the part where i said i asked her on a date rlly short notice? dumbass

what did you say before "aw maybe another day"
maybe im wrong

 

[UglyGod360]

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what did you say before "aw maybe another day"
maybe im wrong

she said she has school

 

[UglyGod360]

God, forget about it, so much for being a self-improvement forum, more like cockblock.org, i'll just say this:

"Well yeah, that's why I asked u if u were free on Wednesday so we could go costume shopping."

 

[IWILLMAKEIT]

s

she said she has school

wait wait wait
I just read it again
If she even has any remote interest in you she wouldn't ask why you're meeting up cause she would know your both trying to fuck each other
But right now she can't tell you're trying to fuck her and she's not reciprocating any sort of feelings that's why she's asking why you guys are going out cause she doesn't know if you're trying to fuck her or you're trying to do something else
She's trying to call you out on the fact that you're trying to fuck especially after you said you miss her
Also bro the whole vibe of the convo from what I can see is off
Your using shit like "aw" and laughing emojis and shes just being dry as fuck
Even the emoji she uses gives me dry vibes
Your call tho but to me it seems like shes not into you
If I was you I'd just turn that halloween text into a joke kinda making fun of her

 

[Gonthar]

if she's asking you why you guys should hang out its already over
cause if she likes you she doesn't need a reason

You answer: "Because...". And then you insert your reasons, your strengths and values.

 

[UglyGod360]

You answer: "Because...". And then you insert your reasons, your strengths and values.

i blew it with that "i missed you" text, worse part is it was in the early morning hours

 

[UglyGod360]

wait wait wait
I just read it again
If she even has any remote interest in you she wouldn't ask why you're meeting up cause she would know your both trying to fuck each other
But right now she can't tell you're trying to fuck her and she's not reciprocating any sort of feelings that's why she's asking why you guys are going out cause she doesn't know if you're trying to fuck her or you're trying to do something else

she's sick, that's why she doesn't seem too keen on meeting up, she said she missed her last day at work yesterday and had to call out. that sorta explains the despondent texting u mention

She's trying to call you out on the fact that you're trying to fuck especially after you said you miss her
Also bro the whole vibe of the convo from what I can see is off

there u go playing armchair psychologist again. or maybe she's curious as to why i want to meet up on such short notice, women are stupid, she doesn't know im tryna fuck her, she probably is suspicious of a masculine high t beast like, last night i posted a clip of me beating the fuck out of this boxing bag on my ig story, she saw it

Your using shit like "aw" and laughing emojis and shes just being dry as fuck
Even the emoji she uses gives me dry vibes

gotta keep it cordial bro, if she's being dry then i gotta be opposite of dry to try to cheer her up,

Your call tho but to me it seems like shes not into you

nice cock blocking attempt, she's into me she was just saying how she would love to meet up a month ago.

If I was you I'd just turn that halloween text into a joke kinda making fun of her

why the fuck would i make fun of her if shes not feeling well, that is just gonna make her mood worse

 

[IWILLMAKEIT]

she's sick, that's why she doesn't seem too keen on meeting up, she said she missed her last day at work yesterday and had to call out. that sorta explains the despondent texting u mention


there u go playing armchair psychologist again. or maybe she's curious as to why i want to meet up on such short notice, women are stupid, she doesn't know im tryna fuck her, she probably is suspicious of a masculine high t beast like, last night i posted a clip of me beating the fuck out of this boxing bag on my ig story, she saw it

gotta keep it cordial bro, if she's being dry then i gotta be opposite of dry to try to cheer her up,

nice cock blocking attempt, she's into me she was just saying how she would love to meet up a month ago.

why the fuck would i make fun of her if shes not feeling well, that is just gonna make her mood worse

i cba anymore

gotta keep it cordial bro, if she's being dry then i gotta be opposite of dry to try to cheer her up,

especially this
jfl goodluck man

 

[UglyGod360]

jfl goodluck man

Luck is for the mediocre, dog

 

[nav_w1]

Just be straightforward. Tell her you want to see her and you suggest the date. Tf is this vague texting man be direct

 

[johncruz12345]

she's sick, that's why she doesn't seem too keen on meeting up, she said she missed her last day at work yesterday and had to call out. that sorta explains the despondent texting u mention


there u go playing armchair psychologist again. or maybe she's curious as to why i want to meet up on such short notice, women are stupid, she doesn't know im tryna fuck her, she probably is suspicious of a masculine high t beast like, last night i posted a clip of me beating the fuck out of this boxing bag on my ig story, she saw it

gotta keep it cordial bro, if she's being dry then i gotta be opposite of dry to try to cheer her up,

nice cock blocking attempt, she's into me she was just saying how she would love to meet up a month ago.

why the fuck would i make fun of her if shes not feeling well, that is just gonna make her mood worse

All that text to cope.

She probably doesnt like you.

 

[Deleted member 22627]

since u guys are such good texters, help me make up a good response to this foid i'm tryna fuck, i think she sensed something I shouldn't have said I missed her, also the meet up date I suggested was way too short notice.

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I basically asked her if she was working the 19th, then when she asked what for I bluffed and said Halloween but I didn't know she was talking about the premise of the first text..
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HELP ME BOYOS

Nigga I'm confused as fuck too.

You need to reset this convo.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

This is the light skin bitch from your job right? It’s over for you. I knew it JFL

 

[bignosesmallchin]

she's sick, that's why she doesn't seem too keen on meeting up, she said she missed her last day at work yesterday and had to call out. that sorta explains the despondent texting u mention


there u go playing armchair psychologist again. or maybe she's curious as to why i want to meet up on such short notice, women are stupid, she doesn't know im tryna fuck her, she probably is suspicious of a masculine high t beast like, last night i posted a clip of me beating the fuck out of this boxing bag on my ig story, she saw it

gotta keep it cordial bro, if she's being dry then i gotta be opposite of dry to try to cheer her up,

nice cock blocking attempt, she's into me she was just saying how she would love to meet up a month ago.

why the fuck would i make fun of her if shes not feeling well, that is just gonna make her mood worse

Nigga you posted a video of you hitting a boxing bag on your IG story? That’s so fucking autistic unless you’re an actual boxer. You’re such a cringe little nerd, I know she’s laughing at you, she’s just egging you on so you embarrass yourself further.

 

[VHD]

this is an almost cartoonish fuck up, like something out of a sitcom

 

[bignosesmallchin]

God, forget about it, so much for being a self-improvement forum, more like cockblock.org, i'll just say this:

"Well yeah, that's why I asked u if u were free on Wednesday so we could go costume shopping."

Nigga did you even ask her if she’s even doing anything or dressing up for Halloween? She’s gonna think you’re such a retard

 

[UglyGod360]

Nigga did you even ask her if she’s even doing anything or dressing up for Halloween? She’s gonna think you’re such a retard

My fault for not providing context, whenever I do retards on here be like "tldr" "bro that shits too long"

No I didn't ask her, but it's safe to assume she is because she's wearing a witch hat for her Bitmoji, and she seems like the quirky personality type of girl that would dress up as something for Halloween. I am very calculating, except sometimes when I slip up.

 

[VHD]

No I didn't ask her, but it's safe to assume she is because she's wearing a witch hat for her Bitmoji

nigga what

 

[UglyGod360]

This is the light skin bitch from your job right? It’s over for you. I knew it JFL

No this isn't the light skin bitch from my job, fool. This is a white chick. I have multiple girls on my roster.

Nigga you posted a video of you hitting a boxing bag on your IG story? That’s so fucking autistic unless you’re an actual boxer. You’re such a cringe little nerd, I know she’s laughing at you, she’s just egging you on so you embarrass yourself further.

Jumping to conclusions again. That whole ass sentence just proves your low IQ. Boxing is NT as fuck, look at Jake Paul, NT fuckboy who boxes and isn't even considered a 'real' boxer by many, do you think it's autistic for him to post him hitting bags? No, because it's what he does as a hobby and entertainment, I do it as a hobby. Keep coping while girls add me because of other guys posting me and tagging me.

this is an almost cartoonish fuck up, like something out of a sitcom

It's unbelievable I 'fucked up' to the point where you compare it to a make-believe situation comedy ? I don't understand. Mistakes happen, I miscalculated her vibe.

nigga what

Why didn't you respond to the rest of the text?

 

[VHD]

Why didn't you respond to the rest of the text?

because that first part was the funniest leap of logic. the rest was also a leap of logic but not as funny.

 

[Deleted member 23017]

just redpillmaxx theory

 

[bignosesmallchin]

No this isn't the light skin bitch from my job, fool. This is a white chick. I have multiple girls on my roster.

Jumping to conclusions again. That whole ass sentence just proves your low IQ. Boxing is NT as fuck, look at Jake Paul, NT fuckboy who boxes and isn't even considered a 'real' boxer by many, do you think it's autistic for him to post him hitting bags? No, because it's what he does as a hobby and entertainment, I do it as a hobby. Keep coping while girls add me because of other guys posting me and tagging me.

It's unbelievable I 'fucked up' to the point where you compare it to a make-believe situation comedy ? I don't understand. Mistakes happen, I miscalculated her vibe.

Why didn't you respond to the rest of the text?

Yeah bro Jake Paul boxes and is NT so that means it makes perfect sense for you to post you sperging out on a heavy bag on your ig story! You should also start vlogging and making diss tracks! That would be NT ASF!!

 

[Deleted member 12002]

talking face to face is so much better

Yes, but harder to hide retardation/cortisol spikes.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

since u guys are such good texters, help me make up a good response to this foid i'm tryna fuck, i think she sensed something I shouldn't have said I missed her, also the meet up date I suggested was way too short notice.

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I basically asked her if she was working the 19th, then when she asked what for I bluffed and said Halloween but I didn't know she was talking about the premise of the first text..
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HELP ME BOYOS

You've ruined it. Be more direct next time. Don't ever ask if she's free. Just invite her to go out with you on a day that you're free, and if she likes you she'll either say yes or tell you another day which she's able to go.

If she says she's working, or whatever, on the day that you suggested but doesn't offer up another day instead then you need to end communication with her. She doesn't like you, but she's likely to keep communicating with you though for the sake of validation.

You need to have the mindset of bringing a girl into your world. Don't pussy foot around wondering about and asking what's going on in her world so that you might know when she'll be free and can possibly take her out. F*ck all that. It's unattractive as hell to women. GIve them simple suggestions and let them report to you why or why not that suggestion will work, and if not what they can do about it instead. This is a woman's nature toward men that they're attracted to. If a woman doesn't behave this way toward you then she doesn't like you and she never will.

 

[UglyGod360]

because that first part was the funniest leap of logic. the rest was also a leap of logic but not as funny.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. There's your fucking logic.

You've ruined it. Be more direct next time. Don't ever ask if she's free. Just invite her to go out with you on a day that you're free, and if she likes you she'll either say yes or tell you another day which she's able to go.

If she says she's working, or whatever, on the day that you suggested but doesn't offer up another day instead then you need to end communication with her. She doesn't like you, but she's likely to keep communicating with you though for the sake of validation.

You need to have the mindset of bringing a girl into your world. Don't pussy foot around wondering about and asking what's going on in her world so that you might know when she'll be free and can possibly take her out. F*ck all that. It's unattractive as hell to women. GIve them simple suggestions and let them report to you why or why not that suggestion will work, and if not what they can do about it instead. This is a woman's nature toward men that they're attracted to. If a woman doesn't behave this way toward you then she doesn't like you and she never will.

I did indeed ruin it. Sometimes I make the error of underestimating foids IQ, u have to be very calculating with these cunts. Next girl I'ma be like "yo" wait 3 days... "We should hang out and smoke soon" or "we should smoke soon" or something like that

 

[Deleted member 12002]

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. There's your fucking logic.

I did indeed ruin it. Sometimes I make the error of underestimating foids IQ, u have to be very calculating with these cunts. Next girl I'ma be like "yo" wait 3 days... "We should hang out and smoke soon" or "we should smoke soon" or something like that

Don't even do that. Just say "Lets go smoke.......", not "We should.......".

 

[UglyGod360]

Don't even do that. Just say "Lets go smoke.......", not "We should.......".

Is this a good way to flirt in ur opinion? (Near the ending)

 

[Don Alejo Garza]

This is so fucking brutal. It's been like 8 years since I flirted with someone irl and I just remembered the hassle it is.
I wonder if chad goes trough this when wanting to date stacy. That's why they date down.

 

[UglyGod360]

This is so fucking brutal. It's been like 8 years since I flirted with someone irl and I just remembered the hassle it is.
I wonder if chad goes trough this when wanting to date stacy. That's why they date down.

God damn 8 years is an eternity, funny thing is in 2014 u prob had a higher chance of slaying.

Don't even do that. Just say "Lets go smoke.......", not "We should.......".

Look how fucking dry she is

At this point it's even not worth all the trouble flirting, should I just troll her and be like "my girlfriends birthday is coming up, I need something cute"

 

[Deleted member 12002]

God damn 8 years is an eternity, funny thing is in 2014 u prob had a higher chance of slaying.

Look how fucking dry she is View attachment 1914132
At this point it's even not worth all the trouble flirting, should I just troll her and be like "my girlfriends birthday is coming up, I need something cute"

Well she already knows you were interested in her. I'm sure she can also tell that you don't have a girlfriend. If you want to troll her you should make like you're getting something for your grandma. A grandma who's relationship with you is slightly inappropriate. That would be funny.

Yeah, she'll see right through you if you try saying you want to buy something for your girlfriend. You'll embarrass yourself even more. Best just to sever communication with her immediately. If she messages you back after seeing you're not talking to her anymore just bluntly tell her you're pretty busy but you got time on (day & time) if she's down to f*ck. If she says anything other than "Ok!" just leave anything else she's got to say on read.

 

[UglyGod360]

Well she already knows you were interested in her. I'm sure she can also tell that you don't have a girlfriend. If you want to troll her you should make like you're getting something for your grandma. A grandma who's relationship with you is slightly inappropriate. That would be funny.

Yeah, she'll see right through you if you try saying you want to buy something for your girlfriend. You'll embarrass yourself even more. Best just to sever communication with her immediately. If she messages you back after seeing you're not talking to her anymore just bluntly tell her you're pretty busy but you got time on (day & time) if she's down to f*ck. If she says anything other than "Ok!" just leave anything else she's got to say on read.

Lmao hell nah if I jokingly say I want something for my grandma which could be seen as inappropriate she'll just ignore me and I would just be jestermaxing. I'm just going to ignore her, she'll learn her lesson when she gets cheated on again.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

It’s not looking good so far. But let us know what she says

 

[UglyGod360]

Yes, but harder to hide retardation/cortisol spikes.

Should I ask this other lightskin grill from my job to "wassup" "let's hangout this weekend"

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Should I ask this other lightskin grill from my job to "wassup" "let's hangout this weekend"

Yeah

 

[UglyGod360]

Yeah

Here's some context, yesterday she was friendly as hell complimented me on my boxing skills, she said that she is going to work morning shifts because her mom is working 3rd shifts, and I didnt know what to say it was awkward AF. Tomorrow her gay friend is working morning shift so should I just wait till the end of her shift to text her or try to show up early on Friday to see if she's there and ask her in person?

Tbh one of the reasons I'm overthinking this shit is because I've never asked a girl out in my life before.

 

[UglyGod360]

Yeah

Also I have her on delivered from 5 days ago, so what should I say "wassup" wait till she replies an.then "let's hang out and smoke this week" or "we should hang out and smoke this week"

 

[Deleted member 19911]

This isn’t a shit test lmao she just isn’t that interested in you

 

[Deleted member 1140]

shit tests like this are so fucking easy

i wouldve said „wanted to know if you are free so i can kidnap you and lock you in my basement“ or some shit like that. always works

 

[Moggie]

You answer: "Because...". And then you insert your reasons, your strengths and values.

 

[andy9432]

If shes really into you she is the one who asks when ur free.

 

[190cm90kg]

ill never stop saying this: if shes into u she will make it incredibly easy

 

[tyronelite]

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[Deleted member 12002]

Here's some context, yesterday she was friendly as hell complimented me on my boxing skills, she said that she is going to work morning shifts because her mom is working 3rd shifts, and I didnt know what to say it was awkward AF. Tomorrow her gay friend is working morning shift so should I just wait till the end of her shift to text her or try to show up early on Friday to see if she's there and ask her in person?

Tbh one of the reasons I'm overthinking this shit is because I've never asked a girl out in my life before.

I don't know. Don't show up to work early. If she says no you'll look like a goof. If she says yes you'll look like a goof.

 

[UglyGod360]

I don't know. Don't show up to work early. If she says no you'll look like a goof. If she says yes you'll look like a goof.

I think first shift is 7-4 so I was thinking I should show up at 3:50ish maybe