GUYS I JUST HAD SEX!!!!

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I just had sex and it felt so good. A woman let me put my penis inside of her. I just had sex. And I'll never go back. To the not-having-sex ways of the past. Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great. It felt so good when I did it with my penis. A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest. Never guess where I just came from, I had sex. If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best. When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great. And I called my parents right after I was done. Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest. But sure nice of her to let you do that thing.
 
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Bump
 
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For anyone wondering what the fuck this is


 
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and then you woke up
 
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Nope, I'm not.

Infact I've never went to a party, why waste my time with people below me?
Good response. I’ve never been either. Let’s both drown in our sorrows tonight
 
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and then you woke up
Nah man it felt great I

… I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And I'll never go back (Never go back) (Oh)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
… Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened (Oh-oh, oh, oh)
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best (Was the best, yeah)
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done (Oh-oh, oh)
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
But sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now, sing
… I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world
… To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But, man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best thirty seconds of my life (My life)
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure (Manure)
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
… So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (Yeah)
If you're near or far, whether short or tall (Yeah)
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you
… She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might've been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!
… I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true) (Oh)
So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me (Hey)
… I just had sex (Sex) (Hey) (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh) (We all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (I just had sex) (Never go back) (No, no, no)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past (Sex has gotta be so great)
 
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freaking mogging machine
"I'm solider-boy... FUCK the world knows who I am, why do I have to say it??"

@0S4MA
 
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Lol
 
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Congrats! How did it feel, and how did she feel?
 
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Oh… well we’re gonna all stay virgins anyway so might as well imagine lol
It was a song Lmao someone put it above can’t believe u actually fell for that
 
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Yes, the first time is unique, I felt like I was starting to be considered a human being when I did it.
 
Yes, the first time is unique, I felt like I was starting to be considered a human being when I did it.
Wow ppl are actually this dumb. Crazy
 
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