Guys who only look good in isolation

[Jason Voorhees]

Title. Have you ever met guys like this? Like I would see pictures of someone on Instagram and think damn. That guy is a mogger. Great physique and looks good but when I meet them in person their head only reach up to my collar bone, their physique while aesthetic has 0 presence and they look invisible in clothes. Scrawny looking, angular but small skull. In picture taken alone they look great but when they take a picture with someone. They get mogged

 

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every 5'7 guy

 

[Bryce]

Yeah there's a dude I follow who rides bikes, good looking face and good physique, saw a photo of him with his friends the other day and I swear on my life this kid is 5'3" at best.

 

[Node]

Yeah there's a dude I follow who rides bikes, good looking face and good physique, saw a photo of him with his friends the other day and I swear on my life this kid is 5'3" at best.

Your equal

 

[Bryce]

Your equal

Yeah post a Insta story with your face in it bitch all the hoes will unfollow you I fucking dare you

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@imontheloose @browncurrycel @ltnbrownacnecel

 

[Node]

Yeah post a Insta story with your face in it bitch all the hoes will unfollow you I fucking dare you

They’ll be like holy shit your fucking hot come emp Mogger

 

[Bryce]

They’ll be like holy shit your fucking hot come emp Mogger

Typed this while dry humping your pillow

 

[Node]

Typed this while dry humping your pillow

Getting handy via Dalit whore rn @PrestonS sister)

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Typed this while dry humping your pillow

Getting handy via Dalit whore rn @PrestonS sister)

I am glad you niggas chose this thread to have your little bickering play date and hence as results I end up endless free bumps. Good good.

 

[Node]

I am glad you niggas chose this thread to have your little bickering play date and hence as results I end up endless free bumps. Good good.

I said I’m getting a handjob from the your sister lmaooo @Bryce

 

[Glorious King]

Title. Have you ever met guys like this? Like I would see pictures of someone on Instagram and think damn. That guy is a mogger. Great physique and looks good but when I meet them in person their head only reach up to my collar bone, their physique while aesthetic has 0 presence and they look invisible in clothes. Scrawny looking, angular but small skull. In picture taken alone they look great but when they take a picture with someone. They get mogged

Then there are guys like @Deleted member 4067 who are invisible no matter what

 

[browncurrycel]

every 5'7 guy