Guys wtf how is this low ltn bagging an HTB?

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This pic made me depressed lowkey. All my gymmaxxing all my consistent softmaxxing just for some loser nerd who is around 6ft4 to bag someone I never could bag even in my dreams. We are fucking done for. Especially me.

@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
 

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Maybe cuz he has an iPhone
 
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Humble him..
 
Almost looksmatched
 
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This pic made me depressed lowkey. All my gymmaxxing all my consistent softmaxxing just for some loser nerd who is around 6ft4 to bag someone I never could bag even in my dreams. We are fucking done for. Especially me.

@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
She’s taking bbc in secret :feelswhat:
 
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htb in somalia jfl
 
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First mismatched couple I’ve seen
 
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looksmatched u idiot
 
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This pic made me depressed lowkey. All my gymmaxxing all my consistent softmaxxing just for some loser nerd who is around 6ft4 to bag someone I never could bag even in my dreams. We are fucking done for. Especially me.

@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
Htb in the darkest depths of sri lanka
 
Over for looksmax brah
 
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This pic made me depressed lowkey. All my gymmaxxing all my consistent softmaxxing just for some loser nerd who is around 6ft4 to bag someone I never could bag even in my dreams. We are fucking done for. Especially me.

@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
Mumbai htn looksmatch
 
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About looksmatched
 
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This pic made me depressed lowkey. All my gymmaxxing all my consistent softmaxxing just for some loser nerd who is around 6ft4 to bag someone I never could bag even in my dreams. We are fucking done for. Especially me.

@vincentzygo @chadintraining @Glorious King @Jatt @fashioncel
Girl is like HLTB
 
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Height
 
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Nigga have you ever dated a girl or not before, TF'S wrong with you bro.

it's simple a HTB always finds a chadlite+ or a HHTN with height halo attractive
else you're simply just a little better lookin then the avg.

Source: My GF is an IG Baddie with over 5K+ followers and she gets like 10+ dms everyday where there are fitness influencers etc ready to fuck her. So even i was shocked why did she pick me?

Answer: Foids are always in 2 phase
SLUT PHASE
GOOD GIRL PHASE

and my girl has been through the slut phase so she knows that chads just wanna fuck her and leave, so in good girl phase this is her requirements.

(mtn and above with either height halo, money, personality(this shit matters as chads like amenisa are a fucking robot and an autist) , fashion, game, morals, being good in bed etc).

the guy above clearly has these except the mtn part so he's set
 
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They are both ugly as fuck, plain and simple.
 
Brutal, theres nothing left for the beta.
 
Nigga have you ever dated a girl or not before, TF'S wrong with you bro.

it's simple a HTB always finds a chadlite+ or a HHTN with height halo attractive
else you're simply just a little better lookin then the avg.

Source: My GF is an IG Baddie with over 5K+ followers and she gets like 10+ dms everyday where there are fitness influencers etc ready to fuck her. So even i was shocked why did she pick me?

Answer: Foids are always in 2 phase
SLUT PHASE
GOOD GIRL PHASE

and my girl has been through the slut phase so she knows that chads just wanna fuck her and leave, so in good girl phase this is her requirements.

(mtn and above with either height halo, money, personality(this shit matters as chads like amenisa are a fucking robot and an autist) , fashion, game, morals, being good in bed etc).

the guy above clearly has these except the mtn part so he's set


That’s disgusting. Why are you with a girl who was a slut in the past?
 
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That’s disgusting. Why are you with a girl who was a slut in the past?
to fuck her and move on, she has a great ass so can't blame
 
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to fuck her and move on, she has a great ass so can't blame
She better be feminine and submissive as fuck

If I were you I’d just pump and dump her for fun, make her pay for all my shit and what not and then leave her to reproduce with a virgin un-dimorphic Stacy
 
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She better be feminine and submissive as fuck

If I were you I’d just pump and dump her for fun, make her pay for all my shit and what not and then leave her to reproduce with a virgin un-dimorphic Stacy
Hell yeah dude she's submissive af, 5'3 so can lift her easily and yea we've made a deal to split the bill after every date so next time ill just bail on her and make her pay.
Funfact the 19yr old are horny af on hinge so won't be that hard to bag one
 
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Hell yeah dude she's submissive af, 5'3 so can lift her easily and yea we've made a deal to split the bill after every date so next time ill just bail on her and make her pay.
Funfact the 19yr old are horny af on hinge so won't be that hard to bag one
U must be Chad then, I’m 18 years old with no results on hinge
 
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U must be Chad then, I’m 18 years old with no results on hinge
Hell nah , dude im like touching the surface of htn, will be prominent htn in a few months.

the answer IM FROM CURRYLAND:feelswhy:
 
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lucky mfer, Indian girls are bad as well, im in America, fuck this shit
Time will change dude dw bout it, it's just a matter of fucking time

Afterall funky got an ascension then anyone with decent base can
 
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