Haaland is who everyone should see as ideal

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6’4.5, best young striker in the world, good frame, massive status doing something admirable unlike being a TikTok fag making 5 second cancerous videos, Chadlite face, 21 years old in prime of his life

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bad face
 
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Cope he has compact midface and good jaw plus hooded eyes, he is only failoed by no eyebrows and nose but his blonde hair is prettyboyesque imo
 
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Yeah, no.
 
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Cope he has compact midface and good jaw plus hooded eyes, he is only failoed by no eyebrows and nose but his blonde hair is prettyboyesque imo
looks like a cyclops african albino
 
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I said that he is ideal due to being the best young striker in the world which gives him godly status plus being an elite player is a dream, only a fag like you judges football players solely by face :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Ur literally a woman :lul:
 
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Legit looks like some Congolese albino
 
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Cope he has compact midface and good jaw plus hooded eyes, he is only failoed by no eyebrows and nose but his blonde hair is prettyboyesque imo
I said that he is ideal due to being the best striker in the world which gives him godly status plus being an elite player is a dream, only a fag like you judges football players solely by face :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Ur literally a woman :lul:
ok, dear faggot
 
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I said that he is ideal due to being the best striker in the world which gives him godly status plus being an elite player is a dream, only a fag like you judges football players solely by face :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Ur literally a woman :lul:
But this player is also one of the best young ones today
 
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ye he's robust and has nice DSLs
 
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How to become haaland? I need more bones
 
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Chadlite face was kinda of a stretch
 
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Ronaldo is 36 tho, the young player i’d want to be is haaland, who else would you rather be?
 
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if he were less downward grown he'd be a gigachad, body is top tier
 
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how is he downward grown jfl
do you not know how this works? if he weren't downward grown his cheekbones wouldn't be so flat, they'd be more forward like this
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he has good facial development compared to most
but what kinda argument is that? you know how recessed most people are, so even though you're much better off than most people in a lot of aspects (facially) you can still be downward grown
 

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