Haaland starts YouTube channel only to get fucked on camera

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Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she thought of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland and then decided to make moves on him instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch say all this to him in front of a camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him in a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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This is the nigga behind all the agartha edits I see on twittter? He’s essentially just a betabuxx deluxe JFL
 
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Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she taught of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland she decided to make moves on him Instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch all this to him in front of the camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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That's sad as fuck, i can't imagine my GF saying that :ogre::ogre:

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can't blame him for that reaction :ogre:
 
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Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she taught of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland she decided to make moves on him Instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch all this to him in front of the camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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It’s over
 
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All footballers have wives who only wanted them for their status and money. He cant be that mad about it. At that level of fame, people only want to interact with you due to what they get out of it. Maybe his best friend is chadlite
 
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Damn imagine being one of the best players in the world and having a shitton of money but your gf don't even respects you
i would break up with that bitch asap​
 
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Not a common sight to see a 6'4 nord getting cucked
 
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Nigga got cucked on camera and still posted it

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His bestfriend is the guy on the right btw, Indian smv is to much for these white woman to resist the BIC

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He should leave her and focus on scoring more goals against Israel

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Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she thought of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland and then decided to make moves on him instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch say it all this to him in front of the camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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thats why id hate to ever get famous. vetting chicks literally becomes impossible and dating them becomes extremely risky bc they can (and will) sue for sexual harassment/rape at which point your career is over
 
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Bet his friend had a better face and now he's betabuxxing for her. So over for "just make money" cels.
 
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if your rich you will always be a betxbuxx.
 
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Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she thought of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland and then decided to make moves on him instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch say it all this to him in front of the camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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Why does Haaland look like Majin Buu right here tho :cop:
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The buu saga is still great despite its many flaws v0 i7cenmh6tcxc1
 
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Normies and vril bros are coping hard saying she was 13 when that incident happened, that's even more brutal. The fact she was 13 and still remembers that moment so vividly, seems like she's never gotten over his brother and will fuck him given the chance regardless of it Haaland is spiritually cucked now.
 
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Normies and vril bros are coping hard saying she was 13 when that incident happened, that's even more brutal. The fact she was 13 and still remembers that moment so vividly, seems like she's never gotten over his brother and will fuck him given the chance regardless of it Haaland is spiritually cucked now.
Women will defend it and cucked men who are dating leftover walled women who still think about when chad railed them when they were 17
Haaland will forever be known a cuck if he doesn't leave her
 
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if your rich you will always be a betxbuxx.
not really. nothing is forcing you to spoil the women youre dating, you should always do the opposite
 
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not really. nothing is forcing you to spoil the women youre dating, you should always do the opposite

But you will though, otherwise she will probably leave you and mvoe on to the next guy
 
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thats why id hate to ever get famous. vetting chicks literally becomes impossible and dating them becomes extremely risky bc they can (and will) sue for sexual harassment/rape at which point your career is over
I'd still rather have as much fame money and respect as he has, even if I never dated a girl after getting famous



Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she thought of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland and then decided to make moves on him instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch say all this to him in front of a camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him in a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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Brutal, but he's dating up so this is bound to happen, like real niggas just accept that the girls like their money and fame, its only dudes with ego that can't accept it
 
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BBC sport wrote about his raw milk consumption and basically said it was wrong and you shouldn't follow trends jfl
Yeah go drink chemical infused milk that was pumped from a cow that was given hormones and had a shit fucking life bro !

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Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she thought of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland and then decided to make moves on him instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch say all this to him in front of a camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him in a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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i dont blame his gf he looks like a monkey nigger with albino
 
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I'd still rather have as much fame money and respect as he has, even if I never dated a girl after getting famous


Brutal, but he's dating up so this is bound to happen, like real niggas just accept that the girls like their money and fame, its only dudes with ego that can't accept it
id take the money for sure, but id rather take a tenth of the money if it meant i wouldnt be known by anybody
 
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Whores deserve to have their bodies broken.
 
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yeah i'm ditching her if i was him :ROFLMAO:
 
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Brutal
 
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That clearly hurt him and as always women often think they’re just joking but obviously being hurtful

He’s on his way to being the best striker in the world if he isn’t even already, and lets himself get clowned by a foid
 
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Terrible thread. OP thinks he eviscerated a 6’5 millionaire. His gf needs him more than he needs her.
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I would be done with her then and there.
 
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Haaland recently started a YouTube channel and his first video was a day in the life



At 4:35. Haaland asks his GF what she thought of him when she first saw him. And she admitted that she first liked his best friend first and then afterwards she did a bit of a research on Haaland and then decided to make moves on him instead you can literally see Haaland going through a million emotions as he heard that bitch say all this to him in front of a camera. Holy shit :feelskek::feelskek: Nigga went in all smiling and shit at his gf and came back with his ego handed to him in a plate :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

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His eyebrows are the worst I have ever seen
 
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nigga should’ve gotten a norweigan wife from the country side.
 
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