(((HAARP))) RELEASED THE FULL, REAL TIMELINE FOR THE 2024 AND 2025 HURRICANE SEASONS, AND WHAT EXACTLY WILL HAPPEN TO THE US AND THE CARIBBEAN.

[Xangsane]

Year	2024​	2025
Summary	​ Named Storms: 25 Hurricanes: 17 Major Hurricanes: 10 Category 5 Hurricanes: 4 Status: La Nina Total ACE: 260 Retired Names: Beryl, Ernesto, Francine, Isaac, Milton, Oscar, Sara	​ Named Storms: 23 Hurricanes: 15 Major Hurricanes: 7 Category 5 Hurricanes: 4 Status: La Nina/Cool Neutral Total ACE: 240 Retired Names: Barry, Dexter, Gabrielle, Humberto, Lorenzo, Pablo, Rebekah
Storms	1. Alberto​ Duration: June 19–20 Peak Intensity: 50 mph (85 km/h) Peak Pressure: 993 mbar Category: Tropical Storm Path: Gulf of Mexico, impacting Texas and Louisiana Countries Affected: Mexico, USA Area of Formation: Gulf of Mexico Area of Roping: Inland Mexico Autistic Explanation: Alberto, forming early in the season, benefited from early season warmth in the Gulf of Mexico but was limited by moderate wind shear and interaction with landmasses, curbing its potential for significant intensification. Despite warm SSTs, the limited atmospheric instability prevented it from achieving hurricane status. 2. Beryl​ Duration: June 28–July 5 Peak Intensity: 150 mph (241 km/h) Peak Pressure: 925 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, impacting the Lesser Antilles and Puerto Rico, continuing into the Gulf of Mexico Countries Affected: Barbados, Dominica, Puerto Rico, USA (Florida) Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Inland USA (Florida) Autistic Explanation: Beryl's rapid intensification was driven by extremely warm SSTs and low vertical wind shear. The presence of an upper-level anticyclone provided excellent outflow, while the MJO's active phase contributed to enhanced convection. The storm maintained a tight core, leading to rapid deepening before making landfall in the Caribbean and eventually dissipating inland in the USA. 3. Chris​ Duration: July 5–10 Peak Intensity: 70 mph (113 km/h) Peak Pressure: 990 mbar Category: Tropical Storm Path: Gulf of Mexico, minimal land impact Countries Affected: USA Area of Formation: Gulf of Mexico Area of Roping: Inland Louisiana, USA Autistic Explanation: Chris formed in the Gulf of Mexico where SSTs were warm, but moderate shear and dry air intrusion hindered its development beyond a strong tropical storm. Despite favorable conditions aloft, the lack of a well-organized core prevented significant intensification. 4. Debby​ Duration: July 10–18 Peak Intensity: 90 mph (145 km/h) Peak Pressure: 975 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Near the Lesser Antilles, tracking northwest Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: North Atlantic, dissipating near the Azores Autistic Explanation: Debby's intensification was moderate due to competing factors. Warm SSTs and moderate shear provided a mixed environment. While it managed to reach Category 1 strength, the lack of sustained low shear and occasional dry air intrusion limited further intensification. It dissipated over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic near the Azores. 5. Ernesto​ Duration: July 18–26 Peak Intensity: 125 mph (200 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, impacting Puerto Rico and Hispaniola, moving towards Canada Countries Affected: Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Canada Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Eastern Canada (Newfoundland) Autistic Explanation: Ernesto benefited from warm SSTs and low shear, which allowed it to intensify to a Category 3 hurricane. The storm's path through the central Atlantic ensured it had plenty of time over warm waters before making landfall in the Caribbean and eventually moving northwards to dissipate over Eastern Canada. 6. Francine​ Duration: August 3–10 Peak Intensity: 140 mph (225 km/h) Peak Pressure: 930 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Eastern MDR, impacting the Lesser Antilles, tracking northeast towards Europe Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Ireland Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Europe (Ireland) Autistic Explanation: Francine developed in an extremely favorable environment characterized by low shear and very warm SSTs in the MDR. Its rapid intensification was supported by the MJO and Kelvin wave interactions, providing significant convective enhancement. Francine's tight core structure and favorable upper-level divergence facilitated its development into a major hurricane before it transitioned to a powerful extratropical storm, dissipating over Ireland. 7. Gordon​ Duration: August 10–17 Peak Intensity: 100 mph (161 km/h) Peak Pressure: 970 mbar Category: Category 2 Hurricane Path: Cape Verde Islands to the Bahamas and Florida Countries Affected: Cape Verde, Bahamas, USA Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Inland Florida, USA Autistic Explanation: Gordon's path across the Atlantic allowed it to tap into warm SSTs, but moderate shear and land interactions limited its peak intensity. Despite favorable upper-level conditions, the storm's organization was intermittently disrupted by dry air and shear, preventing it from becoming a major hurricane. 8. Helene​ Duration: August 15–24 Peak Intensity: 120 mph (193 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, impacting the Caribbean, moving towards Canada Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Canada Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Eastern Canada (Nova Scotia) Autistic Explanation: Helene benefited from low shear and warm SSTs in the central MDR, allowing it to reach Category 3 intensity. The storm's well-organized structure and favorable outflow patterns supported its development. However, interactions with land in the Caribbean limited its further intensification. It dissipated over Eastern Canada. 9. Isaac​ Duration: August 20–30 Peak Intensity: 165 mph (266 km/h) Peak Pressure: 920 mbar Category: Category 5 Hurricane Path: Eastern MDR, impacting the Caribbean and southeastern USA Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, USA Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Inland Southeastern USA Autistic Explanation: Isaac's rapid intensification to a Category 5 hurricane was driven by exceptionally warm SSTs and extremely low shear in the eastern MDR. The presence of a robust upper-level anticyclone provided excellent outflow, and the storm's small core allowed for efficient deepening. Isaac's track across warm waters and favorable atmospheric conditions supported its extreme intensity. 10. Joyce​ Duration: August 28–September 7 Peak Intensity: 135 mph (217 km/h) Peak Pressure: 940 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Cape Verde Islands, impacting the northeastern Caribbean, moving towards Europe Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Portugal Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Europe (Portugal) Autistic Explanation: Joyce's development was supported by low shear and warm SSTs in the eastern MDR. The storm's structure benefited from a favorable MJO phase, which enhanced convective activity. Joyce's intensity was limited by periodic dry air intrusions and moderate shear but still reached Category 4 strength before transitioning to a powerful extratropical storm, dissipating over Portugal. 11. Kirk​ Duration: September 3–10 Peak Intensity: 85 mph (137 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, minimal land impact Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Kirk's development was moderate due to competing factors such as moderate shear and occasional dry air entrainment. The storm's path through the central MDR allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. It dissipated over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic. 12. Leslie​ Duration: September 8–16 Peak Intensity: 105 mph (169 km/h) Peak Pressure: 960 mbar Category: Category 2 Hurricane Path: Eastern MDR, minimal land impact Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Central Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Leslie benefited from favorable SSTs and moderate shear in the eastern MDR, allowing it to reach Category 2 intensity. The storm's path kept it mostly over open water, limiting its impacts on land. The presence of dry air in the mid-levels occasionally disrupted its convective structure. 13. Milton​ Duration: September 13–22 Peak Intensity: 155 mph (250 km/h) Peak Pressure: 920 mbar Category: Category 5 Hurricane Path: Western Caribbean, impacting the Yucatan Peninsula and Gulf coast, moving towards Europe Countries Affected: Mexico, USA, UK Area of Formation: Western Caribbean Area of Roping: Europe (UK) Autistic Explanation: Milton's rapid intensification was driven by extremely warm SSTs and very low shear in the western Caribbean. The storm's small size allowed for efficient intensification, and the presence of an upper-level anticyclone provided excellent outflow. Milton's track over the Yucatan Channel and into the Gulf of Mexico supported its development into a Category 5 hurricane before transitioning to a powerful extratropical storm and dissipating over the UK. 14. Nadine​ Duration: September 18–27 Peak Intensity: 115 mph (185 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Cape Verde Islands, impacting the central and northern Lesser Antilles, moving towards Europe Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Portugal Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Europe (Portugal) Autistic Explanation: Nadine developed in a favorable environment with warm SSTs and moderate shear. The storm's structure benefited from periodic convective bursts, but its intensification was limited by occasional dry air entrainment. Despite this, Nadine reached Category 3 intensity before transitioning to a powerful extratropical storm and dissipating over Portugal. 15. Oscar​ Duration: September 22–October 3 Peak Intensity: 160 mph (257 km/h) Peak Pressure: 920 mbar Category: Category 5 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, impacting Bermuda and the northeastern USA Countries Affected: Bermuda, USA Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Inland Northeastern USA Autistic Explanation: Oscar's development was supported by very warm SSTs and low shear in the central Atlantic. The storm's structure was enhanced by the MJO and Kelvin wave interactions, which provided significant convective activity. Oscar's rapid deepening to a Category 5 hurricane was facilitated by excellent upper-level outflow and a tight core structure, causing significant impacts in Bermuda and the northeastern USA before dissipating inland. 16. Patty​ Duration: September 27–October 7 Peak Intensity: 120 mph (193 km/h) Peak Pressure: 940 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Southwestern Caribbean, impacting Cuba and the Bahamas, moving towards the UK Countries Affected: Cuba, Bahamas, UK Area of Formation: Southwestern Caribbean Area of Roping: Europe (UK) Autistic Explanation: Patty's intensification was driven by warm SSTs and low shear in the southwestern Caribbean. The storm's path over warm waters and favorable atmospheric conditions allowed it to reach Category 3 intensity. However, interactions with land in Cuba and the Bahamas limited further intensification. Patty transitioned to a powerful extratropical storm, dissipating over the UK. 17. Rafael​ Duration: October 3–12 Peak Intensity: 105 mph (169 km/h) Peak Pressure: 960 mbar Category: Category 2 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, moderate impacts Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Inland Puerto Rico Autistic Explanation: Rafael formed in the eastern Caribbean, where warm SSTs and moderate shear provided a conducive environment for development. The storm's intensification was moderate due to occasional dry air entrainment and interactions with land. Rafael reached Category 2 intensity before dissipating inland in Puerto Rico. 18. Sara​ Duration: October 8–18 Peak Intensity: 150 mph (241 km/h) Peak Pressure: 930 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, significant impacts Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic, near Azores Autistic Explanation: Sara's rapid intensification was driven by warm SSTs and low shear in the central MDR. The storm's structure was supported by a favorable MJO phase and strong upper-level outflow. Sara reached Category 4 intensity, causing significant impacts in the Caribbean before dissipating over the cooler waters near the Azores. 19. Tony​ Duration: October 12–22 Peak Intensity: 115 mph (185 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, impacting the northeastern Caribbean Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Tony developed in a favorable environment with warm SSTs and low shear in the central MDR. The storm's intensification was supported by periodic convective bursts and favorable upper-level conditions. Tony reached Category 3 intensity before dissipating over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic. 20. Valerie​ Duration: October 18–27 Peak Intensity: 90 mph (145 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Valerie's development was limited by cooler SSTs and increased wind shear in the eastern Caribbean. The storm's path through the eastern Caribbean allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. It dissipated over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic. 21. William​ Duration: October 23–November 2 Peak Intensity: 130 mph (209 km/h) Peak Pressure: 940 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, moderate impacts Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic, near Azores Autistic Explanation: William's development was supported by favorable SSTs and moderate shear in the central MDR. The storm's structure benefited from periodic convective bursts and favorable upper-level conditions. William reached Category 4 intensity before dissipating over the cooler waters near the Azores. 22. Adria​ Duration: November 2–10 Peak Intensity: 75 mph (121 km/h) Peak Pressure: 990 mbar Category: Tropical Storm Path: Central Atlantic, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Western Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Adria's development was limited by cooler SSTs and increased wind shear in the central Atlantic. The storm's path through the central Atlantic allowed for some intensification, but it never reached hurricane status due to these limiting factors. 23. Braylen @Clavicular​ Duration: November 10–18 Peak Intensity: 85 mph (137 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Western Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Braylen's development was moderate due to competing factors such as moderate shear and occasional dry air entrainment. The storm's path through the central Atlantic allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. 24. Caridad​ Duration: November 18–26 Peak Intensity: 100 mph (161 km/h) Peak Pressure: 970 mbar Category: Category 2 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Caridad's development was limited by cooler SSTs and increased wind shear in the eastern Caribbean. The storm's path through the eastern Caribbean allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. It dissipated over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic. 25. Deshawn​ Duration: November 25–December 5 Peak Intensity: 85 mph (137 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Western Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Deshawn's development was moderate due to competing factors such as moderate shear and occasional dry air entrainment. The storm's path through the central Atlantic allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. ​	1. Andrea​ Duration: June 8–15 Peak Intensity: 70 mph (113 km/h) Peak Pressure: 994 mbar Category: Tropical Storm Path: Gulf of Mexico, impacting Florida Countries Affected: USA Area of Formation: Gulf of Mexico Area of Roping: Inland Florida Autistic Explanation: Andrea formed in the Gulf of Mexico with favorable SSTs but moderate shear and dry air limited its development to a tropical storm. It made landfall in Florida causing minimal damage and quickly dissipated inland. 2. Barry​ Duration: June 20–30 Peak Intensity: 115 mph (185 km/h) Peak Pressure: 960 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, impacting the Lesser Antilles and Puerto Rico, continuing towards the Bahamas Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Bahamas Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Barry's rapid intensification was driven by extremely warm SSTs and low vertical wind shear. The presence of an upper-level anticyclone provided excellent outflow, contributing to its development into a Category 3 hurricane. It moved northward, affecting the Bahamas before dissipating in the northern Atlantic. 3. Chantal​ Duration: July 1–10 Peak Intensity: 90 mph (145 km/h) Peak Pressure: 975 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Western Caribbean, impacting Mexico Countries Affected: Mexico Area of Formation: Western Caribbean Area of Roping: Inland Mexico Autistic Explanation: Chantal formed in the Western Caribbean where SSTs were warm. It reached Category 1 intensity due to favorable conditions but was limited by moderate shear and dry air intrusion. It made landfall in Mexico and quickly dissipated. 4. Dexter​ Duration: July 15–25 Peak Intensity: 140 mph (225 km/h) Peak Pressure: 930 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Near the Lesser Antilles, tracking northwest Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, USA (Florida) Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Inland USA (Florida) Autistic Explanation: Dexter's intensification was driven by favorable SSTs and low shear in the central Atlantic. The storm's well-organized structure and favorable upper-level conditions supported its development into a Category 4 hurricane, impacting several regions before dissipating inland in Florida. 5. Erin​ Duration: July 20–August 1 Peak Intensity: 75 mph (121 km/h) Peak Pressure: 990 mbar Category: Tropical Storm Path: Central Atlantic, minimal land impact Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Erin's development was moderate due to competing factors such as moderate shear and occasional dry air entrainment. The storm's path through the central Atlantic allowed for some intensification but did not reach hurricane status. 6. Fernand​ Duration: August 5–15 Peak Intensity: 95 mph (153 km/h) Peak Pressure: 970 mbar Category: Category 2 Hurricane Path: Eastern MDR, impacting the Lesser Antilles, tracking northeast towards Europe Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Ireland Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Europe (Ireland) Autistic Explanation: Fernand developed in a favorable environment characterized by low shear and warm SSTs in the MDR. Its intensification was supported by the MJO and Kelvin wave interactions. Fernand transitioned to an extratropical storm, dissipating over Ireland. 7. Gabrielle​ Duration: August 10–20 Peak Intensity: 120 mph (193 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Cape Verde Islands to the Bahamas and Florida Countries Affected: Cape Verde, Bahamas, USA Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Inland USA (Florida) Autistic Explanation: Gabrielle’s path across the Atlantic allowed it to tap into warm SSTs and moderate shear, allowing it to become a major hurricane. Despite favorable conditions, its peak intensity was limited by intermittent dry air intrusions. 8. Humberto​ Duration: August 20–30 Peak Intensity: 140 mph (225 km/h) Peak Pressure: 935 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, impacting the Caribbean, moving towards Canada Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Canada Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Eastern Canada (Nova Scotia) Autistic Explanation: Humberto benefited from low shear and warm SSTs in the central MDR, developing into a powerful hurricane. Interactions with land limited its further intensification, and it dissipated over Eastern Canada. 9. Imelda​ Duration: September 1–10 Peak Intensity: 80 mph (129 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, moderate impacts Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Inland Puerto Rico Autistic Explanation: Imelda formed in the eastern Caribbean, with warm SSTs and moderate shear providing a conducive environment. The storm reached Category 1 intensity before dissipating inland in Puerto Rico. 10. Jerry​ Duration: September 10–20 Peak Intensity: 105 mph (169 km/h) Peak Pressure: 960 mbar Category: Category 2 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, minimal land impact Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Jerry's development was supported by favorable SSTs and moderate shear in the central MDR. The storm's intensification was aided by periodic convective bursts and favorable upper-level conditions. Jerry reached Category 2 intensity before dissipating over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic. 11. Karen​ Duration: September 15–25 Peak Intensity: 85 mph (137 km/h) Peak Pressure: 975 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Eastern MDR, minimal land impact Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Central Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Karen benefited from favorable SSTs and moderate shear in the eastern MDR, allowing it to reach Category 1 intensity. The storm's path kept it mostly over open water, limiting its impacts on land. 12. Lorenzo​ Duration: September 20–October 5 Peak Intensity: 160 mph (257 km/h) Peak Pressure: 920 mbar Category: Category 5 Hurricane Path: Western Caribbean, impacting the Yucatan Peninsula and Gulf coast, moving towards Europe Countries Affected: Mexico, USA, UK Area of Formation: Western Caribbean Area of Roping: Europe (UK) Autistic Explanation: Lorenzo's rapid intensification was driven by extremely warm SSTs and very low shear in the western Caribbean. The storm's small size allowed for efficient intensification, and the presence of an upper-level anticyclone provided excellent outflow. Lorenzo's track over the Yucatan Channel and into the Gulf of Mexico supported its development into a Category 5 hurricane before transitioning to a powerful extratropical storm and dissipating over the UK. 13. Melissa​ Duration: September 25–October 10 Peak Intensity: 125 mph (201 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Cape Verde Islands, impacting the central and northern Lesser Antilles, moving towards Europe Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Portugal Area of Formation: Eastern MDR Area of Roping: Europe (Portugal) Autistic Explanation: Melissa developed in a favorable environment with warm SSTs and moderate shear. The storm's structure benefited from periodic convective bursts, but its intensification was limited by occasional dry air entrainment. Despite this, Melissa reached Category 3 intensity before transitioning to a powerful extratropical storm and dissipating over Portugal. 14. Nestor​ Duration: October 5–15 Peak Intensity: 85 mph (137 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, impacting Bermuda and the northeastern USA Countries Affected: Bermuda, USA Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Inland Northeastern USA Autistic Explanation: Nestor's development was supported by warm SSTs and moderate shear in the central Atlantic. The storm's intensification was limited by periodic dry air intrusions and interactions with land. Nestor reached Category 1 intensity before dissipating inland in the northeastern USA. 15. Olga​ Duration: October 10–20 Peak Intensity: 140 mph (225 km/h) Peak Pressure: 940 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Southwestern Caribbean, impacting Cuba and the Bahamas, moving towards the UK Countries Affected: Cuba, Bahamas, UK Area of Formation: Southwestern Caribbean Area of Roping: Europe (UK) Autistic Explanation: Olga's intensification was driven by warm SSTs and low shear in the southwestern Caribbean. The storm's path over warm waters and favorable atmospheric conditions allowed it to reach Category 4 intensity. However, interactions with land in Cuba and the Bahamas limited further intensification. Olga transitioned to a powerful extratropical storm, dissipating over the UK. 16. Pablo​ Duration: October 15–25 Peak Intensity: 155 mph (250 km/h) Peak Pressure: 920 mbar Category: Category 5 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, moderate impacts Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Inland Puerto Rico Autistic Explanation: Pablo formed in the eastern Caribbean, where warm SSTs and low shear provided a conducive environment for development. The storm's rapid intensification was driven by extremely warm SSTs and very low shear. Pablo's tight core and favorable upper-level conditions allowed it to reach Category 5 intensity before dissipating inland in Puerto Rico. 17. Rebekah​ Duration: October 18–28 Peak Intensity: 120 mph (193 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, significant impacts Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic, near Azores Autistic Explanation: Rebekah's rapid intensification was driven by warm SSTs and low shear in the central MDR. The storm's structure was supported by a favorable MJO phase and strong upper-level outflow. Rebekah reached Category 3 intensity, causing significant impacts in the Caribbean before dissipating over the cooler waters near the Azores. 18. Sebastien​ Duration: October 20–November 2 Peak Intensity: 115 mph (185 km/h) Peak Pressure: 950 mbar Category: Category 3 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, impacting the northeastern Caribbean Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Sebastien developed in a favorable environment with warm SSTs and low shear in the central MDR. The storm's intensification was supported by periodic convective bursts and favorable upper-level conditions. Sebastien reached Category 3 intensity before dissipating over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic. 19. Tanya​ Duration: October 25–November 5 Peak Intensity: 85 mph (137 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Tanya's development was limited by cooler SSTs and increased wind shear in the eastern Caribbean. The storm's path through the eastern Caribbean allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. It dissipated over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic. 20. Van​ Duration: November 1–12 Peak Intensity: 130 mph (209 km/h) Peak Pressure: 940 mbar Category: Category 4 Hurricane Path: Central MDR, moderate impacts Countries Affected: Lesser Antilles, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic Area of Formation: Central MDR Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic, near Azores Autistic Explanation: Van's development was supported by favorable SSTs and moderate shear in the central MDR. The storm's structure benefited from periodic convective bursts and favorable upper-level conditions. Van reached Category 4 intensity before dissipating over the cooler waters near the Azores. 21. Wendy​ Duration: November 12–20 Peak Intensity: 75 mph (121 km/h) Peak Pressure: 990 mbar Category: Tropical Storm Path: Central Atlantic, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Western Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Wendy's development was limited by cooler SSTs and increased wind shear in the central Atlantic. The storm's path through the central Atlantic allowed for some intensification, but it never reached hurricane status due to these limiting factors. 22. Adria​ Duration: November 18–28 Peak Intensity: 85 mph (137 km/h) Peak Pressure: 980 mbar Category: Category 1 Hurricane Path: Central Atlantic, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Central Atlantic Area of Roping: Western Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Adria's development was moderate due to competing factors such as moderate shear and occasional dry air entrainment. The storm's path through the central Atlantic allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. 23. Braylen @Clavicular​ Duration: November 25–December 5 Peak Intensity: 100 mph (161 km/h) Peak Pressure: 970 mbar Category: Category 2 Hurricane Path: Eastern Caribbean, minimal impacts Countries Affected: Minimal land impact Area of Formation: Eastern Caribbean Area of Roping: Northern Atlantic Autistic Explanation: Braylen's development was limited by cooler SSTs and increased wind shear in the eastern Caribbean. The storm's path through the eastern Caribbean allowed for some intensification, but it never reached major hurricane status due to these limiting factors. It dissipated over the cooler waters of the North Atlantic.
Summary (Impacts)	Alberto Death Toll: 4 Damage: $10 million Retired?: No Beryl Death Toll: 100 Damage: $5 billion Retired?: Yes Chris Death Toll: 0 Damage: $20 million Retired?: No Debby Death Toll: 10 Damage: $500 million Retired?: No Ernesto Death Toll: 75 Damage: $3 billion Retired?: Yes Francine Death Toll: 150 Damage: $6 billion Retired?: Yes Gordon Death Toll: 20 Damage: $800 million Retired?: No Helene Death Toll: 50 Damage: $1.5 billion Retired?: No Isaac Death Toll: 250 Damage: $15 billion Retired?: Yes Joyce Death Toll: 80 Damage: $4 billion Retired?: Yes Kirk Death Toll: 5 Damage: $100 million Retired?: No Leslie Death Toll: 10 Damage: $400 million Retired?: No Milton Death Toll: 200 Damage: $10 billion Retired?: Yes Nadine Death Toll: 30 Damage: $1 billion Retired?: No Oscar Death Toll: 150 Damage: $8 billion Retired?: Yes Patty Death Toll: 50 Damage: $2 billion Retired?: No Rafael Death Toll: 20 Damage: $600 million Retired?: No Sara Death Toll: 125 Damage: $7 billion Retired?: Yes Tony Death Toll: 40 Damage: $1.2 billion Retired?: No Valerie Death Toll: 10 Damage: $300 million Retired?: No William Death Toll: 75 Damage: $4 billion Retired?: Yes Adria Death Toll: 2 Damage: $20 million Retired?: No Braylen Death Toll: 8 Damage: $200 million Retired?: No Caridad Death Toll: 15 Damage: $500 million Retired?: No Deshawn Death Toll: 5 Damage: $150 million Retired?: No ​	Andrea Death Toll: 0 Damage: $15 million Retired?: No Barry Death Toll: 80 Damage: $2.5 billion Retired?: Yes Chantal Death Toll: 15 Damage: $400 million Retired?: No Dexter Death Toll: 120 Damage: $6 billion Retired?: Yes Erin Death Toll: 3 Damage: $50 million Retired?: No Fernand Death Toll: 10 Damage: $300 million Retired?: No Gabrielle Death Toll: 100 Damage: $5 billion Retired?: Yes Humberto Death Toll: 150 Damage: $8 billion Retired?: Yes Imelda Death Toll: 10 Damage: $250 million Retired?: No Jerry Death Toll: 20 Damage: $700 million Retired?: No Karen Death Toll: 5 Damage: $100 million Retired?: No Lorenzo Death Toll: 200 Damage: $12 billion Retired?: Yes Melissa Death Toll: 30 Damage: $1 billion Retired?: No Nestor Death Toll: 15 Damage: $400 million Retired?: No Olga Death Toll: 80 Damage: $4 billion Retired?: Yes Pablo Death Toll: 180 Damage: $10 billion Retired?: Yes Rebekah Death Toll: 90 Damage: $5 billion Retired?: Yes Sebastien Death Toll: 40 Damage: $1.5 billion Retired?: No Tanya Death Toll: 10 Damage: $300 million Retired?: No Van Death Toll: 100 Damage: $6 billion Retired?: Yes Wendy Death Toll: 5 Damage: $100 million Retired?: No Adria Death Toll: 10 Damage: $200 million Retired?: No Braylen Death Toll: 15 Damage: $400 million Retired?: No
ACE	Alberto: 0.8 Beryl: 18.0 Chris: 4.0 Debby: 7.0 Ernesto: 9.0 Francine: 16.0 Gordon: 7.0 Helene: 10.0 Isaac: 20.0 Joyce: 13.0 Kirk: 5.0 Leslie: 8.0 Milton: 18.0 Nadine: 10.0 Oscar: 19.0 Patty: 13.0 Rafael: 8.0 Sara: 18.0 Tony: 12.0 Valerie: 6.0 William: 16.0 Adria: 4.0 Braylen: 5.0 Caridad: 7.0 Deshawn: 4.0 Total ACE for 2024: 260	Andrea: 1.5 Barry: 13.0 Chantal: 6.0 Dexter: 18.0 Erin: 3.0 Fernand: 8.0 Gabrielle: 13.0 Humberto: 18.0 Imelda: 5.0 Jerry: 10.0 Karen: 5.0 Lorenzo: 21.0 Melissa: 11.0 Nestor: 7.0 Olga: 15.0 Pablo: 19.0 Rebekah: 14.0 Sebastien: 10.0 Tanya: 6.0 Van: 15.0 Wendy: 4.0 Adria: 5.0 Braylen: 8.0 Total ACE for 2025: 246.5

 

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@JohnDoe

BERYL IS GONNA FUCKING MOG HARD

IT’S JOVA FOR CARRIBEANCELS

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[JohnDoe]

IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME

 

[Xangsane]

IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME

Sheeeeit I lowkey need to try that out

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WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA MOG?

 

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[DRAFTING] 2025 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane League (USERS HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO SELECT NAMES IN ADVANCE)

Why I opened the 2025 Fantasy Hurricane League early: Some users have already started to select teams well in advance. Some users felt left out that the deadline was too close to call for 2024. Some users have already started anticipating a very active 2025 Atlantic hurricane season after the...

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[OFFICIAL THREAD] 2024 LOOKSMAX.ORG FANTASY HURRICANE LEAGUE

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[Xangsane]

@TechnoBoss

 

[JohnDoe]

WHO DO YOU THINK IS GONNA MOG?

dunno we shall see i suppose

 

[Xangsane]

dunno we shall see i suppose

Please see the OP, most mogger hurricanes are which?

 

[Xangsane]

@heightmaxxing

 

[Xangsane]

Please see the OP, most mogger hurricanes are which?

 

[heightmaxxing]

sad day for bbc cels

1. Deshawn
   • Death Toll: 5
   • Damage: $150 million
   • Retired?: No

​

 

[Xangsane]

sad day for bbc cels

1. Deshawn
   • Death Toll: 5
   • Damage: $150 million
   • Retired?: No

​

Jova for bbccels

 

[Xangsane]

sad day for bbc cels

1. Deshawn
   • Death Toll: 5
   • Damage: $150 million
   • Retired?: No

​

Who mogs from the document?

 

[heightmaxxing]

Who mogs from the document?

Isaac killed 250

 

[Xangsane]

Isaac killed 250

Who else mogs?

 

[heightmaxxing]

Who else mogs?

Milton by death count alone. he has a incel name tho.
Ernesto has name halo as well as 75 kils which has better appeal than 200 kills and incel name

 

[Xangsane]

Milton by death count alone. he has a incel name tho.

Why incel name?

Ernesto has name halo as well as 75 kils which has better appeal than 200 kills and incel name

Why does he have name halo?
Do you imagine some sex appeal Chad?

 

[heightmaxxing]

Why incel name?

Why does he have name halo?
Do you imagine some sex appeal Chad?

just sounds incel

starts with er and sounds exotic. most likely a med chad

 

[Xangsane]

just sounds incel

starts with er and sounds exotic. most likely a med chad

Why a med chad?

chatGPT has spoken



Alberto:

• Appearance: Tall and lean, with a well-defined muscular build. He has dark, wavy hair that falls just above his shoulders, and piercing green eyes that can look into your soul. His tanned skin glows with a natural warmth, and his strong jawline is accentuated by a hint of stubble.
• Vibe: Alberto exudes a raw, magnetic charm. His every movement is fluid and confident, drawing people towards him effortlessly. He has an air of mystery, often seen in a crisp white shirt with the top buttons undone, revealing a hint of his chiseled chest.

Ernesto:

• Appearance: Broad-shouldered and tall, Ernesto has a rugged handsomeness that comes from his years of outdoor adventures. His dark eyes are intense and captivating, and his full lips are often curved into a knowing smile. He has a mane of thick, dark hair that he occasionally pulls back into a ponytail.
• Vibe: Ernesto’s presence is commanding and irresistible. He’s often seen in casual but stylish attire, like a well-fitted leather jacket and dark jeans. His voice is deep and smooth, making conversations with him feel intimate and seductive.

Isaac:

• Appearance: Isaac has a classic, timeless attractiveness. He has short, neatly styled brown hair and expressive hazel eyes that sparkle with intelligence. His physique is athletic, with just the right amount of muscle definition. His clean-shaven face and sharp features give him a sophisticated look.
• Vibe: Isaac is the epitome of a gentleman. He dresses impeccably, often in tailored suits or smart casual wear. His calm demeanor and confident smile make him incredibly alluring, and his touch is gentle yet firm, sending shivers down your spine.

Rafael:

• Appearance: With his olive skin and dark, smoldering eyes, Rafael is the embodiment of Mediterranean allure. His curly black hair is often tousled in a way that seems effortlessly stylish. He has a sculpted body that shows off his dedication to fitness, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist.
• Vibe: Rafael’s charisma is undeniable. He’s passionate and intense, often seen in fitted shirts that highlight his physique. His deep, accented voice can make even the simplest words sound sensual. There’s a sense of danger and excitement around him that’s impossible to resist.

Mundane or Nerdy or Incel or Old Man Names

Chris:

• Appearance: Chris has a very average build and looks. He’s not particularly tall, with a bit of a slouch. His hair is a mousy brown and often looks unkempt. He wears glasses that constantly slide down his nose, and his skin is pale from spending too much time indoors.
• Vibe: Chris is the kind of guy who blends into the background. He wears plain clothes that don’t draw attention, like jeans and t-shirts with nerdy logos. He’s awkward in social situations and often struggles to make eye contact.

Gordon:

• Appearance: Gordon has a stocky build with a bit of a beer belly. His hair is thinning on top, and what’s left is usually disheveled. He has a ruddy complexion and a permanent five o’clock shadow that he never quite manages to shave off completely.
• Vibe: Gordon looks perpetually tired and worn out. He wears outdated, ill-fitting clothes and tends to speak in a monotone. His overall appearance and demeanor suggest a life of complacency and missed opportunities.

Kirk:

• Appearance: Kirk is of average height and has a slightly paunchy midsection. His hair is graying and he wears it in a dated style. His face is lined with age, and he often looks grumpy or disinterested.
• Vibe: Kirk gives off a vibe of someone who peaked in high school and has been coasting ever since. He dresses in casual, unfashionable clothes and seems stuck in the past. He’s not very engaging and often talks about the “good old days.”

Milton:

• Appearance: Milton is short and pudgy, with a face that’s prone to breakouts even in adulthood. His hair is greasy and unstyled, and he wears thick, outdated glasses. He’s often seen with a hunched posture, clutching a book or a laptop.
• Vibe: Milton exudes a stereotypical nerdy aura. He dresses in ill-fitting clothes, often a size too big or too small. He’s socially awkward, speaks in a nasally voice, and his conversations are filled with obscure references and technical jargon.

Oscar:

• Appearance: Oscar is tall but lanky, with a gaunt face and sharp features. His hair is thin and combed back, giving him an almost skeletal appearance. He has dark circles under his eyes from countless sleepless nights.
• Vibe: Oscar has a somewhat eerie, unapproachable vibe. He dresses in old-fashioned clothes that give off a vibe of being out of touch with current trends. He’s quiet and introverted, often lost in his own thoughts and somewhat oblivious to his surroundings.

Tony:

• Appearance: Tony is of average height and build, with a receding hairline and a bit of a potbelly. His face is plain, and his eyes have a tired, disinterested look. He wears casual, slightly outdated clothes that suggest he doesn’t put much thought into his appearance.
• Vibe: Tony is the kind of guy who’s just there. He blends into the background and doesn’t stand out in any way. His conversations are mundane and unexciting, and he has a habit of complaining about minor inconveniences.

 

[heightmaxxing]

Why a med chad?

sound hispanic/
italian

 

[Xangsane]

sound hispanic/
italian

I mean that ChatGPT paragraph imagine he would look like this

• Appearance: Broad-shouldered and tall, Ernesto has a rugged handsomeness that comes from his years of outdoor adventures. His dark eyes are intense and captivating, and his full lips are often curved into a knowing smile. He has a mane of thick, dark hair that he occasionally pulls back into a ponytail.
• Vibe: Ernesto’s presence is commanding and irresistible. He’s often seen in casual but stylish attire, like a well-fitted leather jacket and dark jeans. His voice is deep and smooth, making conversations with him feel intimate and seductive.

 

[Xangsane]

@noobs

 

[maxilofailo]

 

[alurmo]

they faces is killing me

 

[Xangsane]

they faces is killing me

Which ones

View attachment 3006455

Nigga

 

[Xangsane]

@Michael Myers

 

[alurmo]

Which ones

why nobody give a fuck

 

[Xangsane]

why nobody give a fuck

Pat me now

 

[alurmo]

Pat me now

hmm

 

[Xangsane]

hmm

Pat

 

[Xangsane]

Chris and Debby doxxed

 

[Xangsane]

@socialcel

 

[socialcel]

@socialcel

pat pat!

 

[Xangsane]

pat pat!

Yay!
Thoughts?

 

[socialcel]

Yay!
Thoughts?

y

 

[timid]

Mirin

 

[Xangsane]

Mirin

y

Thanks thoughts?