TODAY, HURRICANE NAME RETIREMENTS ARE BEING ANNOUNCED. WHO IS GOING IN THE BIN?

WHO’S GOING?


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Yeh drop it here. I basically believe everything I read

If mind over matter means anything that means it's gonna be true :ogre:
 
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Perfect, here’s the final, recalibrated 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season table — aligned with Aussie + Afropac outcomes, Universal Year 9 numerology, and prior name histories. This is fully adjusted, forecast-grade, and Discord/Markdown friendly.











🌪️ 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season — Final Numerological Storm Table


NameDestiny / Soul / PersonalityEst. DatePeak IntensityLikely PathOutcomeRetirement?Notes
Andrea7 / 7 / 9May 25–28TS (50–60 mph)Subtropical origin, brushes SE coast⬅️ Opener❌Activates on a 25 date — symbolic, but weak
Barry1 / 8 / 2Jun 22–26Cat 1 (80–90 mph)Gulf TX/LA landfall✅ Landfall❌Strong start for a “1,” could be rain-heavy
Chantal5 / 2 / 3Jul 10–14TS (60–65 mph)Offshore recurve❌ OTS❌Charming but forgettable
Dexter4 / 1 / 3Jul 25–30Cat 2 (105 mph)Mid-Atlantic recurve❌ OTS❌Vince analog — power without impact
Erin1 / 5 / 5Aug 17–25Cat 3 (120 mph)PR → Bahamas → SE USA✅ Landfall✅ PossiblePeak near 8/25 date — emotionally-charged Cat 3
Fernand8 / 6 / 11Aug 26–Sep 2Cat 1 (75–80 mph)Western Gulf / MX coast✅ Weak landfall❌Zelia-style name with diffused force
Gabrielle8 / 2 / 6Sep 2–6Cat 1 (85 mph)Atlantic recurver❌ OTS❌Calm, harmless, not spiritually synced
Humberto3 / 5 / 7Sep 7–11Cat 5 (165–170)FL or Carolinas landfall☠️ Major landfall✅✅ Very Likely🔥 Otis / Ivan / Felix arc — karmic detonation
Imelda8 / 6 / 11Sep 12–17TS (60 mph)Central Gulf brush❌ Misses❌Weak repeat of Fernand, diluted by Humberto’s shadow
Jerry4 / 3 / 1Sep 18–22Cat 1 (75 mph)Wobbles near East Coast❌ Offshore linger❌Fast rise/fall, minor media distraction
Karen22 / 6 / 7Sep 23–28TS or Cat 1Meanders off GA/NC❓ Wildcard❌Master number 22 may spiral unpredictably
Lorenzo6 / 8 / 7Sep 30–Oct 10Cat 4 (150–155 mph)Cape Verde–Azores recurver❌ OTS✅ PossibleLong-lifer, graceful — echoes of 2019’s Lorenzo
Melissa6 / 6 / 9Oct 10–20Cat 5 (175 mph)East Coast landfall likely☠️ Major landfall✅✅ Very LikelyFemale Humberto — emotionally and spiritually hypercharged
Nestor1 / 11 / 8Oct 20–25Cat 2 (105 mph)Gulf recurver✅ Landfall❌Alfred-lite; could land on 10/20 trigger date
Olga8 / 7 / 1Oct 26–29TS (55–60 mph)Open ocean recurver❌ OTS❌Historically weak in Atlantic, no reversal expected
Pablo1 / 7 / 3Nov 1–5TS (55 mph)NE Atlantic❌ OTS❌Fizzles, quiet karmic outro
Rebekah5 / 11 / 3Nov 6–9TS (50–60 mph)NE Atlantic recurver❌ OTS❌Emotionally dramatic but directionless — Faida-tier
Sebastien4 / 2 / 11Nov 10–15TS (55 mph)Final gasp, Atlantic❌ OTS❌Karmic punctuation, not stormy chaos













🌊 ACE + Traffic Jam Forecast


• Named Storms (NS): 18


• Hurricanes (H): 10


• Major Hurricanes (MH): 5


• ACE Index: 165–175


• Main ACE Contributors: Humberto, Melissa, Lorenzo, Erin, Dexter











🚨 Traffic Jam Alert (Multi-Storm Periods)


PeriodStorms Likely ActiveDynamics
Aug 25 – Sep 12Erin, Fernand, Gabrielle, HumbertoBusiest period — spiritually dense, ACE peak
Sep 25 – Oct 5Jerry, Karen, LorenzoConvoluted, eastward-leaning
Oct 10 – Oct 25Melissa, Nestor, OlgaViolent karmic finale + misfires













☠️ Probable Retirements


✅ Humberto (Cat 5, major US landfall)


✅ Melissa (Cat 5, karmic climax)


❓ Erin (Cat 3, could hit PR or SE US)




Yeh drop it here. I basically believe everything I read

If mind over matter means anything that means it's gonna be true :ogre:
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Old news buddy boyo. She hit the wall months ago after all the whoring out she did
Look up hurricane jova 2023
 
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Rafeal Is the Biggest Cuck on this List
 
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See above


Look up hurricane jova 2023
Oh fuark it was 2023? Felt like 2024 idk why. Maybe I was in a cryo chamber for a year except for my penus. Getting jerked off by a stacy while I was in cryogenic sleep :what:
 
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Oh fuark it was 2023? Felt like 2024 idk why. Maybe I was in a cryo chamber for a year except for my penus. Getting jerked off by a stacy while I was in cryogenic sleep :what:
Yup
Category 5 in the middle of nowhere
And thus a new PSL term was born
 
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Humberto (3 / 5 / 7)

Number 3 often relates to explosive energy, while 5 and 7 suggest unpredictability and divine judgment.

Melissa (6 / 6 / 9)

Number 6 is nurturing but also destructive in a “mother nature” sense, and 9 relates to karmic completion (Universal Year 9).

:feelsmega:

Karmic and divine punishments...
 
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Humberto (3 / 5 / 7)

Number 3 often relates to explosive energy, while 5 and 7 suggest unpredictability and divine judgment.

Melissa (6 / 6 / 9)

Number 6 is nurturing but also destructive in a “mother nature” sense, and 9 relates to karmic completion (Universal Year 9).

:feelsmega:

Karmic and divine punishments...
What are your thoughts on this?
 
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@n9wiff
 
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@The Homelander who did you vote for
 
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Cut off the "sane" from the xangsane, then it would be mogger btw.

Replacement should be Solomon.
THEY'RE GONNA BE ANNOUNCED JUST NOW
STAY FUCKING TUNED
 
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IT'S OUT


Beryl -> Brianna
Helene -> Holly
Milton -> Miguel

John -> Jake
JFL THEY NAMED IT AFTER A TRANNY
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