DownwardGrowthCel
Total Forward Growth Death
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This story is 100% true!
I will make a TL;DR version at the bottom!
So me and my friend meet these 2 girls on a party. They were both friends and we both got game with these girls.
They told us that their house was empty a week later, and told us that we could come if we wanted to. Ofc we said yes.
We got there and it was a bit awkward in the beginning, but after a while it got better.
The girls asked if we wanted to go for a walk instead of rotting in the house, so we did. My girl was pretty easy to talk to.
But my friends girl was a fucking ND freak.
We got back after a while and turned on a film. ”The baby sitter”
After around 40 minutes in my friend straight up said ”I think I know what the plot is”
We all looked at him, and after 3 seconds of pure silence he finally said ”I think the babysitter will chop the kids dick of and impregnate herself to keep the bloodline going”
I was laughing so fucking hard because that’s the most random shit I’ve heard.
The girls looked at him like he had just murdered someone. And after 5 seconds of pure laughter I said ”wtf are you saying” and the girls did the exact same thing.
5 minutes after this my friends girl said ”shouldn’t you guys take the next train home?”
I knew it was fucking over at that point. So we just dipped.
It was the most funny thing that I’ve ever heard from this niggas mouth.
And tbh, fuck those girls, we had a great time. That’s what matters!
Next 2-man is tomorrow btw! I hope that he learned something from this.
LUV U BRO
TL;DR
Me and my friend was on a 2-man. We started looking at the film ”the babysitter”
My friend got to comfortable and said ”I think the babysitter will chop the kids dick of and impregnate herself to keep the bloodline going”
the girls told us that we had to leave the house pretty much.
It was fun! I still love my homeboy. At least he tried
I will make a TL;DR version at the bottom!
So me and my friend meet these 2 girls on a party. They were both friends and we both got game with these girls.
They told us that their house was empty a week later, and told us that we could come if we wanted to. Ofc we said yes.
We got there and it was a bit awkward in the beginning, but after a while it got better.
The girls asked if we wanted to go for a walk instead of rotting in the house, so we did. My girl was pretty easy to talk to.
But my friends girl was a fucking ND freak.
We got back after a while and turned on a film. ”The baby sitter”
After around 40 minutes in my friend straight up said ”I think I know what the plot is”
We all looked at him, and after 3 seconds of pure silence he finally said ”I think the babysitter will chop the kids dick of and impregnate herself to keep the bloodline going”
I was laughing so fucking hard because that’s the most random shit I’ve heard.
The girls looked at him like he had just murdered someone. And after 5 seconds of pure laughter I said ”wtf are you saying” and the girls did the exact same thing.
5 minutes after this my friends girl said ”shouldn’t you guys take the next train home?”
I knew it was fucking over at that point. So we just dipped.
It was the most funny thing that I’ve ever heard from this niggas mouth.
And tbh, fuck those girls, we had a great time. That’s what matters!
Next 2-man is tomorrow btw! I hope that he learned something from this.
LUV U BRO
TL;DR
Me and my friend was on a 2-man. We started looking at the film ”the babysitter”
My friend got to comfortable and said ”I think the babysitter will chop the kids dick of and impregnate herself to keep the bloodline going”
the girls told us that we had to leave the house pretty much.
It was fun! I still love my homeboy. At least he tried
