had a dream about @NoHoesinOhio

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its a sunny afternoon and i pull up to the shop, @NoHoesinOhio is working on a truck, he rolls out from under with a toothpick hanging out his mouth and a coagulation of grease and sweat on his face, his zygos popping out from the loss of water weight in the sweltering indian heat. we lock eyes for a few seconds as @NoHoesinOhio flicks his dark curls off his face. i knock my fist on the outside of the door of my 1977 Volkswagen Brasilia with my hanging arm a few times, signalling him to get in. we're going on a little adventure. after a few minutes, @NoHoesinOhio breaks the hot, sticky summer silence to ask: "where are we going?", i tighten my grip on the wheel and steel my face staring straight ahead. cut to a sweeping pan of the alps, then cut to a warm, fire lit cabin with a bear skin rug that we're spit roasting a 5'8 latvian foid on. following this is an expressionistic montage sequence ending with a shot of a cigarette being put out. cut to a few seconds of footage of a busy street in mumbai in the summer. i wake up with a cold sweat with bloodshot eyes and the armpits of my blue and white striped pajamas soaked with pungent pheremone.
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