Had a dream I was constipated…. Woke up constipated

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I changed my diet in one day to healthy shit High Fibre

Now I can’t shit. Incan feel the poooooop in my rectum but I ain’t moving it’s beautiful. I feel like I have a massive BBC up my ass. I tried to shit…. And all it did was make me lightheaded

 

[Rayryan]

I changed my diet in one day to healthy shit High Fibre

Now I can’t shit. Incan feel the poooooop in my rectum but I ain’t moving it’s beautiful. I feel like I have a massive BBC up my ass

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[TechnoBoss]

I changed my diet in one day to healthy shit High Fibre

Now I can’t shit. Incan feel the poooooop in my rectum but I ain’t moving it’s beautiful. I feel like I have a massive BBC up my ass. I tried to shit…. And all it did was make me lightheaded

 

[Eskorbutin]

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[SomaliSub5]

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[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Literally I had a great dream I was like those kids in blue lock playing football as a top player and trying to mogg the taller badboy teams don’t ask me why the other teams players were litersllly 7ft and weighed like 400lbs of pure solid muscle yet my team of normies won.

How did I wake up? I needed to shit in the dream and I looked everywhere until I literally woke up irl feeling the same way irl so yeah I tried my hardest I ain’t been this constipated for years holy shit

Cutting our junk food rkt me ngl this means healthy people literally have a different digestive system to normies

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

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Literally only a meatball amount left my ass

Ima have to drink a LOTT of water

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

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I just shat

GPT was correct. Drinking a LOT OF WATER helps get the shit going. I’m happy now .


Funny how eating healthy is full of fibre which leads to clogged colon which forces you to then drink a lot of WATER, not juice but WATER cos it needs those nutrients from water to get the best bang for buck so it’s forced a guy like me who HATES WATER TO drink water and now I feel great having taken a huge shit 2 hours after drinking 3.5L of water.

Isn’t this kinda funny though, cos when you eat junk food it doesn’t pair with water much you need fizzy drinks and juice just funny how shit foood pairs with shit drinks and healthy food pairs with water.

Essentially we’ll see where I am by the end of this month. I have eaten 2 Kiwis today so far I feel good

 

[nsk4ll]

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[Сигма Бой]

I changed my diet in one day to healthy shit High Fibre

Now I can’t shit. Incan feel the poooooop in my rectum but I ain’t moving it’s beautiful. I feel like I have a massive BBC up my ass. I tried to shit…. And all it did was make me lightheaded