had a funny situation happen to me yesterday

[Deleted member 22037]

saw a black man in a suit outside and, 10 m before I was gonna walk past him, my scalp started itching like hell

i realized it might look like i'm mimicking a chimpanzee to mock the guy if i scratch myself, but just couldnt stand the itch, so i did it

the moment after, right when i thought i was overthinking it and that life doesnt look like a bad parody, i realized he was angrily staring at me

what happens then? as immature as i am, i couldnt contain a subtle smile, which probably pushed him over the edge, so he stopped walking right when were gonna walk past each other and said something in what i think was french

what do i do in such a heated moment? i say "liberté, égalité, fraternité" and, as soon as he realized what i said, we both start laughing, approach each other and hug, and just move on in different directions afterwards

moral of the story? just be nt

 

[Deleted member 22037]

thought this would get 20 reacts

i guess it's true that extremely attractive people don't have a good sense of humor

 

[Deleted member 20370]

none of this ever happened

 

[Deleted member 22037]

none of this ever happened

obviously, but i was hoping someone would validate my imagination

 

[Deleted member 20370]

obviously, but i was hoping someone would validate my imagination

pretty good tbhngl

 

[Idontknowlol]

saw a black man in a suit outside and, 10 m before I was gonna walk past him, my scalp started itching like hell

i realized it might look like i'm mimicking a chimpanzee to mock the guy if i scratch myself, but just couldnt stand the itch, so i did it

the moment after, right when i thought i was overthinking it and that life doesnt look like a bad parody, i realized he was angrily staring at me

what happens then? as immature as i am, i couldnt contain a subtle smile, which probably pushed him over the edge, so he stopped walking right when were gonna walk past each other and said something in what i think was french

what do i do in such a heated moment? i say "liberté, égalité, fraternité" and, as soon as he realized what i said, we both start laughing, approach each other and hug, and just move on in different directions afterwards

moral of the story? just be nt

You forgot to mention the part where you both got in a hotel room and sucked each other’s cock till you had hot sperm down your throat

 

[Deleted member 22037]

You forgot to mention the part where you both got in a hotel room and sucked each other’s cock till you had hot sperm down your throat

 

[aBetterMii]

Sacre bleu!

 

[Deleted member 22037]

Sacre bleu!

Continue de pleurer pour moi, incel

 

[Deleted member 13787]

youve posted this before

 

[Deleted member 22037]

youve posted this before

yeah. i'm not particularly inspired for producing new autism these days, so i m using old threads

didnt know i had so many fans following me around the internet and religiously remembering everything i post

 

[Deleted member 21863]

sounds like something I would post if trolling

Not everybody gets humour, unfunny humourless bitches