Had a girl laying in bed next to me still can't ascend

[Deleted member 5927]

Had the girl laying in my bed next to me and she would always be right up against me on the bed but there were 4 other dudes in the room. I'm a virgin this chick thinks I'm like a slayer. We were playing a jackbox game and everyone in the room said since I look like some slayer I probably knew how to make a girl orgasm. She just slightly looked over at me. Jfl. They all think I know how to fuck how the hell do I explain to this girl I'm a 20 year old khhv. If only I wasn't a virgin I could go balls deep in this bitch. She gives me so many opportunities I just don't know how.

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

 

[Deleted member 5891]

first. I broke this thread's hymen
this thread fucked more times than you did jfl.


I would go to a hooker tbh and then just fuck her.
girls don't like virgin guys so try to keep that slayer image up as long as possible

also what happened with the party?

 

[Bignuts]

"Aaaaagh I'm soooo handsome but I'm such a shy boy tee hee"
Man up nigga

 

[xefo]

as soon as you get some alone time with her just start making out with her and then take it somewhere more private to fuck

its literally so simple

 

[Deleted member 5927]

"Aaaaagh I'm soooo handsome but I'm such a shy boy tee hee"
Man up nigga

I don't know what to do!

 

[Deleted member 7076]

as soon as you get some alone time with her just start making out with her and then take it somewhere more private to fuck

its literally so simple

 

[Deleted member 5927]

as soon as you get some alone time with her just start making out with her and then take it somewhere more private to fuck

its literally so simple

I dont know how to start making out

 

[Bignuts]

I don't know what to do!

Touch her tits, kiss her who fucking cares ,just do something before she realises how much of a virgin faggot u r

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Touch her tits, kiss her who fucking cares ,just do something before she realises how much of a virgin faggot u r

Fuck fuck fuck bro...

 

[xefo]

I dont know how to start making out

i'd put my hand on her neck and pull into her and start making out

 

[Deleted member 10652]

Better learn quick.
Your status can crumble faster than the twin towers if she finds out you are a virgin.

 

[xefo]

also jfl @ these cringe cucks saying you could pleasure a woman, how beta are they jfc

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Better learn quick.
Your status can crumble faster than the twin towers if she finds out you are a virgin.

It's truly over man...

 

[xefo]

high inhib af tbh ngl

better get that inhib down quick, best way to do it would be to fuck her, u wouldnt instantly be more low inhib in every aspect of life

i dont wanna say just do it but just fuck her ngl

 

[alligatordude]

Yeah bro I’ve been and still am in the same boat

girls think ur a fuck boy but ur a virgin

we might have to hooker max
over

 

[Deleted member 5927]

high inhib af tbh ngl

better get that inhib down quick, best way to do it would be to fuck her, u wouldnt instantly be more low inhib in every aspect of life

i dont wanna say just do it but just fuck her ngl

FUCK what if I'm terrible when trying to do it

 

[xefo]

FUCK what if I'm terrible when trying to do it

doesnt matter still fucked

 

[Deleted member 5927]

doesnt matter still fucked

FUCK you're god damn right. Even if I'm fucking horrible i still did it. Jfl jfl jfl.

 

[metagross]

Don't, under any circumstances, tell her that you're a virgin.
Chances are that she will be no longer interested. - Better have bad sex than none at all.

 

[joeveniro]

you guys r too high inhib jfl

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Don't, under any circumstances, tell her that you're a virgin.
Chances are that she will be no longer interested. - Better have bad sex than none at all.

Is that a literal thing? What the fuck

 

[Deleted member 5927]

you guys r too high inhib jfl

ITS HARDER THAN IT SEEMS

 

[JustAFewMM]

i thought it was like an final exam but it turned out to be a google captcha

 

[metagross]

why

Most women don't like sleeping with virgin guys. If you never mention it, you can still have sex. She can then of course still ask if you're a virgin, but you're already inside.

 

[metagross]

Is that a literal thing? What the fuck

Yes, I am 100% serious.
Not every girl is like this, but I think most don't like having sex with virgin guys.

 

[sorrowfulsad]

inject t asap Im dead srs

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Yes, I am 100% serious.
Not every girl is like this, but I think most don't like having sex with virgin guys.

Fuck dude what a scam my dick isn't even small it's well above average almost 7 inches but I have no experience and it's just so late in my life...fuck

 

[Leo0509]

Had the girl laying in my bed next to me and she would always be right up against me on the bed but there were 4 other dudes in the room. I'm a virgin this chick thinks I'm like a slayer. We were playing a jackbox game and everyone in the room said since I look like some slayer I probably knew how to make a girl orgasm. She just slightly looked over at me. Jfl. They all think I know how to fuck how the hell do I explain to this girl I'm a 20 year old khhv. If only I wasn't a virgin I could go balls deep in this bitch. She gives me so many opportunities I just don't know how.

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

Don‘t tell her that u are a virgin
Just fuck her

 

[Deleted member 7776]

It's over

 

[metagross]

so i lie?

You just don't mention it. She probably won't ask.

 

[spark]

"Aaaaagh I'm soooo handsome but I'm such a shy boy tee hee"
Man up nigga

hes coping its crazy

 

[eduardkoopman]

Had the girl laying in my bed next to me and she would always be right up against me on the bed but there were 4 other dudes in the room. I'm a virgin this chick thinks I'm like a slayer. We were playing a jackbox game and everyone in the room said since I look like some slayer I probably knew how to make a girl orgasm. She just slightly looked over at me. Jfl. They all think I know how to fuck how the hell do I explain to this girl I'm a 20 year old khhv. If only I wasn't a virgin I could go balls deep in this bitch. She gives me so many opportunities I just don't know how.

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

I never told, before I had sex first time. That I was vigin.
That's a smart move, imo.
I would go with a story that you had some experience, but not alot, because you have standards/are picky.

 

[toolateforme]

it is so easy. tickle her in the bed make her giggle then kiss her

 

[Deleted member 9852]

you guys r too high inhib jfl

Facts when I lost mines we were watching a movie together and I just started kissing her then it just got down to it

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

next thread:

i was with a girl in bed she was touching my dick but then nothing happened.

 

[DonerKebabMerchant]

No, literally just fuck her you'll instinctively know what to do. I was also 20 when losing it and it was w a girl who had 1-2 boyfriends before me, she couldn't tell that I haven't fucked before. If she wants you then just push her against a wall when you are alone and start making out. You'll figure out the rest, trust me brah.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

No, literally just fuck her you'll instinctively know what to do. I was also 20 when losing it and it was w a girl who had 1-2 boyfriends before me, she couldn't tell that I haven't fucked before. If she wants you then just push her against a wall when you are alone and start making out. You'll figure out the rest, trust me brah.

DonerKebabMerchant​

 

[oatmeal]

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

send her this thread bro

 

[Subhuman trash]

Had the girl laying in my bed next to me and she would always be right up against me on the bed but there were 4 other dudes in the room. I'm a virgin this chick thinks I'm like a slayer. We were playing a jackbox game and everyone in the room said since I look like some slayer I probably knew how to make a girl orgasm. She just slightly looked over at me. Jfl. They all think I know how to fuck how the hell do I explain to this girl I'm a 20 year old khhv. If only I wasn't a virgin I could go balls deep in this bitch. She gives me so many opportunities I just don't know how.

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

Jfl complaining about volcel

 

[Deleted member 7173]

No, literally just fuck her you'll instinctively know what to do. I was also 20 when losing it and it was w a girl who had 1-2 boyfriends before me, she couldn't tell that I haven't fucked before. If she wants you then just push her against a wall when you are alone and start making out. You'll figure out the rest, trust me brah.

That's what I've been saying as well. It is all instinct, so no need to worry or freak out

 

[AutismMaxing]

Had the girl laying in my bed next to me and she would always be right up against me on the bed but there were 4 other dudes in the room. I'm a virgin this chick thinks I'm like a slayer. We were playing a jackbox game and everyone in the room said since I look like some slayer I probably knew how to make a girl orgasm. She just slightly looked over at me. Jfl. They all think I know how to fuck how the hell do I explain to this girl I'm a 20 year old khhv. If only I wasn't a virgin I could go balls deep in this bitch. She gives me so many opportunities I just don't know how.

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

Just text her and invite her to hang out when there's not 4 other dudes in the room. She'll know what's up.

You have to get her number if you don't have it.

 

[itorroella9]

ik that feel
i was cuddling with my oneitis totally alone at 4am and i still couldn't ascend
https://looksmax.org/threads/the-biggest-fuck-up-in-me-history.276684/

 

[thecaste]

i thought it was like an final exam but it turned out to be a google captcha

Godlike analogy

 

[Deleted member 1400]

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

Postmax instead

 

[mogstar]

ARE UR T LEVELS THAT LOW THAT U CANT FUCK A BITCH THAT IS LITERALLY OFFERING YOU FREE SEX ?????????

 

[ChestBrah]

practice on a lower tier girl preferably not a landwhale

 

[Obey]

also jfl @ these cringe cucks saying you could pleasure a woman, how beta are they jfc

No. jfl @ native being the biggest troll on this forum

 

[one job away]

Had the girl laying in my bed next to me and she would always be right up against me on the bed but there were 4 other dudes in the room. I'm a virgin this chick thinks I'm like a slayer. We were playing a jackbox game and everyone in the room said since I look like some slayer I probably knew how to make a girl orgasm. She just slightly looked over at me. Jfl. They all think I know how to fuck how the hell do I explain to this girl I'm a 20 year old khhv. If only I wasn't a virgin I could go balls deep in this bitch. She gives me so many opportunities I just don't know how.

Could I just tell her and ask her to help me out? Fuck bro

yeah tell her you are a virgin JFL might as well tell your father so he beats some sense into you

for real tho just get a BJ haha can't really fck up there and you will be even more chad like that