had a girl over pt.2

[shmool]

pt.1 here

had a girl over

low effort cause icba ima js make it short i was on call w this girl ik and she asked me if she can come over and i said alright no i didn’t slay (lowk cause of our age) but a lil later after she pulled up she wanted to give me a back massage with like some moisturizer and i didn’t want to at...

looksmax.org

so she came over and she started playing fortnite as usual
then after a bit she started making dirty jokes cause my mom texted me saying “be careful don’t do anything stupid” obv regarding sex
and she started saying shit like “i’ll tell her you got me pregnant” as a joke and bs like that
then she played fortnite some more and when she died she threw herself on me and basically cuddled and tickled me, she bit me again on my arms and asked me to take my shirt off to see if she left bite scars on my back from last time and then asked if i wanted a hug as an “apology” so we hugged (i didn’t side hug her this time cause i’m high t like that)
an hour before she left or so she like pointed and tapped herself on the cheek (asking for a kiss on the cheek obv) and i said nah you give it to me (cause i’m tuff n shit) so she kissed me on my cheek and i kissed her back on her cheek
then i was sitting and she put her legs on my leg but it was like the inner part of it
and like half an hour later she left
w progress imo
mirin?
(this is a repost)

Nigga making some Reddit story

 

[jester]

do you know what a figure of speech is, nigga? if I say LMAO, I'm not actually laughing my ass off. Same thing for ong, I'm just saying it as 'swear'. Dont be retarded, dumbass cunt.

how does that matter in argument to my point of you going to hell jfl
you might acc be retarded

 

[broihatewomen]

how does that matter in argument to my point of you going to hell jfl
you might acc be retarded

why the fuck am I going to hell nigga? Are you fucking retarded. If I don't believe in God, me saying ong DOESNT MATTER dumbass cunt. If you're a subhuman worshipping some God, ion gaf. Dont project your bullshit on me bruh. cunt

 

[ihateevb]

pt.1 here

had a girl over

low effort cause icba ima js make it short i was on call w this girl ik and she asked me if she can come over and i said alright no i didn’t slay (lowk cause of our age) but a lil later after she pulled up she wanted to give me a back massage with like some moisturizer and i didn’t want to at...

looksmax.org

so she came over and she started playing fortnite as usual
then after a bit she started making dirty jokes cause my mom texted me saying “be careful don’t do anything stupid” obv regarding sex
and she started saying shit like “i’ll tell her you got me pregnant” as a joke and bs like that
then she played fortnite some more and when she died she threw herself on me and basically cuddled and tickled me, she bit me again on my arms and asked me to take my shirt off to see if she left bite scars on my back from last time and then asked if i wanted a hug as an “apology” so we hugged (i didn’t side hug her this time cause i’m high t like that)
an hour before she left or so she like pointed and tapped herself on the cheek (asking for a kiss on the cheek obv) and i said nah you give it to me (cause i’m tuff n shit) so she kissed me on my cheek and i kissed her back on her cheek
then i was sitting and she put her legs on my leg but it was like the inner part of it
and like half an hour later she left
w progress imo
mirin?
(this is a repost)

Genuine life fuel thanks

 

[jester]

why the fuck am I going to hell nigga? Are you fucking retarded. If I don't believe in God, me saying ong DOESNT MATTER dumbass cunt. If you're a subhuman worshipping some God, ion gaf. Dont project your bullshit on me bruh. cunt

impaired mental capacity tbh
natural selection