DrunkenSailor
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Nigga had a bitch dtf and he fumbled it lmao
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somehow broNigga had a bitch dtf and he fumbled it lmao
Let me ask you this, were you aware that she wanted to get intimate while she visited?somehow bro
i gotta fix ts cause idk how it’s even possible to do that
nah not really, maybe a little bitLet me ask you this, were you aware that she wanted to get intimate while she visited?
A little bit? And why did you not act on it? High inhib?nah not really, maybe a little bit
cause i’m a pussyA little bit? And why did you not act on it? High inhib?
Brutalcause i’m a pussy
i’m very low inhib in general but when it comes to sexual stuff and flirting i’m probably the highest inhibit you could be
i’ll tryBrutal
But fortunately for you it's fixable. Just act on it before you waste too much time
holon you spittinTo think I missed out on teenage lovewait I guess I can still love a teenager
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time to start going to the gym igcheck pt.1 and 2
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had a girl over
low effort cause icba ima js make it short i was on call w this girl ik and she asked me if she can come over and i said alright no i didn’t slay (lowk cause of our age) but a lil later after she pulled up she wanted to give me a back massage with like some moisturizer and i didn’t want to at...looksmax.org
alr so she came over to play games on my pc whatever whatever, as soon as she gets here i tell her ima stay in bed cause i was tired so ig she wanted to get in bed with me to annoy me, basically i was belly down and she pulls my shirt up to scratch my back with her nails, after that she puts her head on my shoulder while under the same blankets and we cuddle(?) ig, we was just sitting there kinda fake sleeping tbh, she was also grabbing on my bicep while she was resting her head on my shoulder.![]()
had a girl over pt.2
pt.1 here https://looksmax.org/threads/had-a-girl-over.1762832/ so she came over and she started playing fortnite as usual then after a bit she started making dirty jokes cause my mom texted me saying “be careful don’t do anything stupid” obv regarding sex and she started saying shit like “i’ll...looksmax.org
some time passes and every time she loses a game or dies she throws herself on me to tickle me, one time she fell on me and her arm lowk touched my dick but i js played it off by saying some shit like “ow my balls you hit em with your elbow” and she laughed it off, idk if she did it purpose or if it was an accident but yeah, another time a little bit later when she threw herself on me i think she might’ve went in for a kiss but i accidentally brushed it off cause i didn’t notice, that i think i fumbled ngl.
she kept biting me on my back and arms and hands etc etc same shit different day (i got bite marks all over my back and a little bit on my arm cause of this fucking girl)
this time tho i’m the one playing games on the pc and she covers my eyes from behind then slides her hand to my mouth so i decide to lick it for some reason and she just kept her hand there like it’s no big deal; after that we switched spots so she’s the one playing, she said she had dry lips and if i could get some cream lip balm wtv and told me to rub it on them for her so i did and we were both laughing, ngl that shit was so stupid.
we also did like yoga “couple” poses and it was the one where she sits on my feet and we held hands but it was like with interlocked fingers or wtv you call it so she wouldn’t fall.
that’s about it, might be the last post cause idk if i wanna keep letting her come to my house, every time she leaves it’s just a mess everywhere and i can’t be bothered to clean up my room everyday (no i don’t invite her she’s the one that tells me she wants to come)
if i remember anything else interesting that happened i’ll update the thread or reply below
(i don’t wanna get in relationship with this girl even tho she’s pretty and her personality is not bad, i just wanna crack and dip icl even tho she’s a virgin so it might be harder, no she’s not lying about it we’re both young)
ltrs are fake bluepill narratives and a pointless hassle imo
i started going cause of her last yeartime to start going to the gym ig
We cant be serious brojs came to this thread to think, i’m horny asf i want her to suck my dick so bad
too bad i can’t take the initiative
chill bro i didn’t nut for 3 days when i typed thatWe cant be serious bro![]()
Bro reading this made my blood boilnigga what @SvtvnTr14d![]()
Understandablechill bro i didn’t nut for 3 days when i typed that
still true i’d take some free head ngl
lmfaooooBro reading this made my blood boil
it’s neither, i’m just too much of a bitch with girls in generalthis has to be a joke, are you gay? might wanna find out bro, cause your either gay or your testosterone is in the dirt
dude it was right there, you didnt even have to do anything. you rejected herit’s neither, i’m just too much of a bitch with girls in general
i know bro i knowdude it was right there, you didnt even have to do anything. you rejected her
still a virgin unfortunately
How long until you lose your v card ?still a virgin unfortunately
idk bro i’ll probably have to get raped or some shit to lose itHow long until you lose your v card ?